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Is that it? Am I done?
-Doyle Don't poop out on me, dammit! Otherwise this is all just gonna be over too fast. You'll be dead, and I'll be...bored.
-Faith I feel kind of hopeless with him down there doing the nonprofit brooding. It's not like he has a heart. How can it be broken?
-Cordelia You can always tell when he's happy. His scowl? Slightly less scowl-y...
-Cordelia See, you need to chat people up a bit more casual like, you know? "Hi, what's your name? How's life treating you? What's that you say? Minions from hell getting you down?"
-Doyle Hey, you look troubled. Or is that just your lazy eye? Anyway, call us. We're very discreet.
-Cordelia Great idea. Calling cards. Its not like you have a signal folks can shine in the sky whenever they need help.
-Doyle Finally! I thought I was going to faint while barfing!
-Cordelia I was just saying that if we're going to be helping people out, maybe a small charge. A fee. You know something to help pay the rent. And.... my salary. You need someone to organize things and you're not exactly rolling in it Mr. I-Was-Alive-for-200-Yea
-Cordelia Well, I like the place. Not much with the view, but it's got a nice Bat-Cave sort of an air to it.
-Doyle Cordelia: So, um, are you still.... "GRRR"?
Angel: Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that.
-Cordelia and Angel You don't know who he is, do you? Oh boy, you're about to get your ass kicked!
-Cordelia 'Scuse me. I'm sorry. Has anyone seen my car? It's big and shiny.
-Angel Someone's having shish kabob.
-Spike Now, now. Staking the torturer's strictly prohibited.
-Spike I do the work. I do the digging. I fight off a Slayer. Drive to L.A. Hire the help. And what do I get? Royally screwed is what! Well that cinches it. No more partners. From now on, I'm my own man. Lone wolf. Sole survivor. Look out! Here comes Spike!
-Spike (girly voice) "How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing?"
(manly voice) "No need little lady. Your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire. But love, and a pesky curse, defanged me.
-Spike (to Angel)
-Spike
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