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'I want to get a job.' 'Now Myles, you know the circus is *not* in town.'
-Myles Moesha 'You know, why are you always playing so hard-to-get?' 'I'm not playing!'
-Kim Hakeem 'What's up, Jetsons!' 'Jetsons?' 'Yeah, you and George got the same haircut.'
-Hakeem Frank Mitchell What's up, Shawshank? I thought you were doing five to ten.
-Kim Niecy, which Tae-Bo tape is this?' 'Oh, girl, those tapes are too expensive. This is Tae-Po.
-Moesha Niecy Chicken, get yo' chicken here. Chicken. Free chicken. Half off the free chicken!
-Kim [about Channing] That brotha's a teacher? Dang, who's head of the English department? Foxy Brown?
-Quinton 'The Mitchells are your typical middle-class family. Lots of laughs, lots of hugs, lots of love.' 'Lots of drama.'
-Moesha Dr. Woods 'Looks like it's back to picking lemons.' 'Lemons? You better make that cotton.'
-Myles Moesha Niecy: Hola, chico. Antonio: Oh, and Happy Kwanzaa, my sista!
-Niecy Antonio 'Andell, if we split a Cherry Soda, can we still get the free refills?' 'No, Broke-ahontas.'
-Sara Andell 'Calm down.' 'Don't you tell me to calm down, I pay your salary!' 'Then I need a raise.'
-Cop Frank Mitchell 'I'm watching my figure.' 'Then maybe you can tell the rest of us where to look for it.'
-Niecy Myles Moesha: You know I can dance like Janet. Niecy: Yup - Reno.
-Moesha Niecy Moesha: I don't look like Brandy! I'm cuter than her.
-Moesha Hakeem: Boom!
-Hakeem What happened, Mo, did you forget where you live?
-Kim Y'all are dysfun... Y'all are dysfun... Y'all can't get along.
-Kim [about Kim's weight] Kim: It's just baby fat. Taylor: No, it's just fat, baby.
-Kim Taylor 'Come on, Mo, I never said I was a virgin.' 'No, but I didn't know you were a ho!'
-Aaron Moesha 'My name is Moesha Mitchell.' 'Oh, Lawd, another "Esha" baby.'
-Moesha Morris Day I wanna get my knowledge on, you know, like that commercial say, "A mind is a terrible thing."
-Kim 'So what does Ohagi mean? Young Black God?' 'It means Conquering Warrior.' 'Ooh, I surrender.'
-Kim Ohagi Dorian, you can keep begging until Lil' Kim comes out with a gospel album. It ain't gonna happen.
-Myles Niecy, your village called, and they miss their idiot.
-Hakeem 'David, you handled him really well! Have you ever thought about doing stand-up?' 'I AM standing up.'
-Moesha David Myles GO TO YOUR ROOM
-EVERY BODY Morris Day: No sampling, period.
Moesha: But Morris...
Morris Day: I said period, not comma. Moesha: I'm Moesha Mitchell.
Morris Day: Oh lawd, another "Esha" baby. Morris Day: You can't snip it, clip it, or flip it.
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