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It's my sister Violet, you know the one with the Mercedes, a swimming pool and room for a pony.
-Hyacinth Oh no it's the Bucket woman, drive drive!!
-Vicar (picking up the phone) Bouquet residence, the lady of the house speaking!!!
-Hyacinth I will not have you not excited Richard.
-Hyacinth OWW, naaaiiice.
-Onslow If I hear the word yaht from that woman just once more, I swear I'll buy a U-Boat.
-Emmet People who try to pretend they're superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are.
-Hyacinth I'll invite them over for one of my candlelight suppers.
-Hyacinth Oh ugh .. hi Ms. Bucke.. Bouquet.
-Mailman oh...Chuff Me!
-Onslow [while test-driving a Rolls Royce]...If I should scratch the paint...we'll have to re-mortgage the house!
-Richard I hate talking to Onslow on the phone, especially if he's not wearing a shirt.
-Hyacinth Take your shoes of before you enter the house, dear.
-Hyacinth Liz: You can't just stay indoors because Hyacinth is out there.
Emmet: Oh I can, I really can.
-Liz & Emmet Richard: Don't you find it strange that Daisy was on a motorbike with another man?
Onslow: Now that you mention it, I never knew she liked motorbikes.
-Richard & Onslow Emmet: I can't go out there, she'll sing it at me, she always does.
Liz: Then start a conversation, she can't sing then.
Emmet: But then she'll talk!!!
-Liz & Emmet Richard: W-Where's the injury? Hyacinth: ...never you mind!
-Hyacinth & Richard Hyacinth: My name is Bouquet, B-U-C-K-E-T. Oh no it's not Bucket, it's Bouquet
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