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Hello boys and girls. Welcome to Sesame Street.
-Big Bird I forget!
-Forgetful Jones Hi-ho, this is Kermit the Frog here, reporting for the Sesame Street News.
-Kermit Scram!
-Oscar BB: Super. Duper. Flooper. Hooper: Hooper! Hooper!
-Big Bird and Mr. Hooper [Grover is doing an exercise video] Grover: Jane Fonda, eat your heart out!
-Grover Slimy: Read! Read! Read! Oscar: Okay, Slimy, although I do enjoy your pestering.
-Slimy and Oscar Cookie Monster thief, not liar.
-Cookie Monster Oh look, it's Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle.
-Elmo Hello everybodeeeeeeeee! It is I, Grover
-Grover I don't wanna hear "Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!" I don't want a balloon, I want to go to the library!
-Fat Blue King Cole: Bring me my pipe and step on it. Kermit: Don't worry, folks - we won't go for the old joke.
-Old King Cole and Kermit Ah-la peanut-butter sandwiches!
-The Amazing Mumferd Nee noo nee noo noo nee nooooooo!
-Typewriter Lala-lala lala-lala Elmo's song. Lala-lala lala-lala Elmo's song. Me write the music, me write the words, that's Elmo's song.
-Elmo "COOKIES!!! UMM-NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM!!!"
-Cookie Monster Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece as white as snow, everywhere that mary went, the lamb was sure to...to....to...OH I GIVE UP!
-Don Music C is for cookie.
-Cookie Monster Yip-yip-yip-yip-yip! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
-Aliens (Big Bird looks sadly at his drawing of Mr.Hooper)
Big Bird: I'm gonna miss you, Mr. Looper.
Maria: It's Hooper, Bird. Hooper!
-Big Bird and Maria Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters W, S and E, and by the numbers 2 and 3.
-Mr. Hooper "Big Bird: R2-D2 this is called a banana. R2-D2: Beep-bleep-beep."
-Big Bird and R2-D2 "Hey rubber-ducky, your the one. *SQUEEK SQUEEK* You make bath time lots of fun."
-Ernie Cookie Monster: "Oh, good evening. Me still Alistair Cookie and this still Monsterpiece Theater." Martian: "E.T.?"
Kermit: "No, no not E.T., Kermit the Frog." Banana King Employee (Marisa): "Eh, sorry, buddy, but I'm on duty."
The Monkey King: "Oh, but you don't understand, big-haired lady. You're my only hope! Please kiss me, please, please, please, please!" Marisa: (The true end to her story) "They sent their friends Joey and Davey two Double Banana Whoppers with Cheese. THE END!" Monkey King Employee (Marisa): (To the now-human Monkey King) "Hey! You don't have a crown on! Did you lie to me? You're no king!" The Monkey King: (In human form) "Yes, I am. I am the Banana King."
Banana King Employee (Marisa): (Mockingly) "The Banana King. Hey, does that mean you own this joint?" The Monkey King: (In human form, answering the employee's question) "Yes, I do, and I wanna marry you, and make you my wife!" The Monkey King: (In human form) "When we get married, half of this will be yours."
Banana King Employee (Marisa): "Hey, I always wanted to be a Queen...And an entrepeneuer." Monkey King Employee (Marisa): "Let me tell you something. We gotta do something about these uniforms. They're tacky. We need something in mauve...taffeta..." Marisa Tomei: (Ending her story) "And so they got married, changed the name of the restaurant to Banana Queen and King, and they lived happily ever after!"
Joey and Davey: "The end!"
Marisa: "Not quite!" Monkey King Employee (Marisa): "Come here, monkey boy."
(She and the Monkey King kiss, and he become a man in a suit)
Monkey King: "Hey, it worked!" Monkey King Employee (Marisa): "Well, I guess I could take a break to help a poor old monkey". The Monkey King: "Yeah, but then one day, this witch, she turned me into a Monkey King and the only way I can be turned back into a human king is if a beautiful maiden with big hair could kiss me". Davey: (While Marisa Tomei reads) "Hey, Joey, That looks like our cousin. What's his name?"
Joey: "Vinny".
Davey: "Yeah, yeah. It looks just like our cousin Vinny!" Marisa Tomei: (Reading to Joey and Davey) "Well, his name isn't Vinny. He's the Monkey King, but he's very sad".
Joey and Davey: "Aw, poor Monkey King". The Monkey King: "I am very, very sad. Oh, woe is me."
Banana King Employee (Marisa): "Let me get you a Double Banana Burger. You'll feel so much better, okay?" The Monkey King: "I'd just like a kiss, please".
Banana King Employee (Marisa): "A kiss? Buddy, only what's on the menu, okay?" The Monkey King: "I was once a person, a human, a king!"
Banana King Employee (Marisa): "A king?" Marisa Tomei: (Reading a story to Joey and Davey) "Once upon a time, in a far-off land called Bensonhurst, there was a fast food restaurant called Banana King." Marisa Tomei: (As a Banana King employee in the story) "And here's your order, sir. One Double Banana Whopper". Grover: "Hello, Sir!"
Mr. Johnson: "Oh, Wait! I know you! You're that waiter from over at Charlie's!"
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