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So, you're a Slayer, huh? I like that in a woman.
-Xander Dawn, listen to me. Listen. I love you. I will always love you. But this is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles, tell Giles I figured it out. And, and I'm okay. And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now.
-Buffy A vampire with a soul... oh my god, how lame is that?!
-Buffy Let this image seal this fate, not to love - only hate!
-Willow Looks dead, smells dead, yet it's.. moving around. That's interesting.
-Oz My whole life.. I've never loved anything else..
-Oz But Buffy I want you to know I save you,everynight after that I saved you
-Spike Drowning you troubles over Parker! Mind Frying Man!!...He deserves a torturous and slow death by spider bites!..we for today we'll just have to throw spit-balls at his neck in class.
-Willow You did it, you saved us...thank you!...(cries)..you guys, I just hate you guys, the weirdest things always happen when you're around..(grabs tom by the shirt)...and you! your going to jail for 15,000 years!
-Cordelia I think it's pernounced M'Fashnik....Like Mmmm Cookies.
-Dawn I'm a blood sucking fiend! Look at my outfit!!
-Willow We are your Arch Nemises-ses-es-ies!
-Warren STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! I CAN HEAR THE SMACKING!
-Giles So are you gonna kill me? Or..are we just making small talk?
-Buffy I dont want any trouble, I just want to alone, and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy....I dont even know what a tea cozy is but i want one!...Instead i keep getting trouble which i am more than willing to share!
-Buffy Whenever Giles sends me on a mission he always says please, then afterwards I get a cookie!(smiles).
-Buffy So, you three have what? Banded together to be pains in my ass?
-Buffy I know this ritual! the ancient shamans were next called upon to do the hokey pokey, and turn themselves around.
-Buffy Giles are you breaking up with you car?
-Buffy good thinking cuz in the middle of the night those toenails could have attacked you, and left little half moon marks all over your body!
-Willow I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin, you grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, then one day someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out.
-Buffy Well you know what they say...if at first you dont succeed...CHEAT!
-Buffy Yes. and then im going to marry Bob Dole and raise Penguins in Guam!
-Buffy my hat has a cow.
-Buffy Thanks for the Dada-ist pep talk i feel much more abstract now.
-Buffy I'm not. I hate my uncle. I hate my whole family. That's why I'm marrying you, to start a new family. Have children, make them hate us, then one day they'll get married, we'll sleep on their couch. It's the circle of life. (smiling)
-Xander Just so you know, I am prepared to hate this woman any way you want.
-Willow On the plus side you killed the bench, which was lookin shifty.
-Oz TV is a good thing. Bright colours. Music. Tiny
little people.
-Buffy Cordelia: "Look! Right there, zoom in on that!"
Xander: "Its a Videotape."
Codelia: "So? They do it on television all the time."
Xander: "Not with a regular VCR they dont."
-Xander/Cordelia Hey Wes what page are you on? cuz we already got there.
-Buffy Seize the moment,cause tomorrow you might be dead.
-Buffy Giles: I need you to take Spike for a few days.
Xander: What?
Spike: What?
Anya: What?
Spike: I'm not stayin' with him.
Giles: I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone.
Anya: Oh, you mean an orgasm friend?
Giles: Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said. WHILE PLAYING THE GAME OF LIFE:
Anya: Crap! Look at this. Now I'm burdened with a husband, and several tiny pink children, more cash than I can reasonably manage...
Xander: That means you're winning.
Anya: Really?
Xander: Yes, cash equals good.
Anya: Ooh, I'm so pleased! Can I trade in the children for more cash? Giles: I need you to take Spike for a few days.
Xander: What?
Spike: What?
Anya: What?
Spike: I'm not stayin' with him.
Giles: I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone.
Anya: Oh, you mean an orgasm friend?
Giles: Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said.
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