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I am Free
-Mr. Humphries Sweet dreams, Cuth.
-Mr. Humphries You called, Stevie baby?
-Mr. Humphries Peace, man...
-Captain Peacock She thinks I make the milk go sour.
-Mr. Grainger Oh Blimey!
-Mr. Harman How would you like to rescue Mrs. Slocombe?
-Mr. Rumbold See you around, baldy!
-Mr. Lucas And Mr. Humphries is a...oh dear I did go a little too far.
-Mr. Grainger Who's Myrtle?
-Miss Brahms You've all done very well.
-Young Mr. Grace I've never been spoken to like in the whole of my life...I quite enjoyed it!
-Mr. Humphries He wouldn't dare!
-Mr. Humphries Gets more informal every minute.
-Mr. Humphries Captain Peacock, this is sexy knickers.
-Mrs. Slocombe Shut up!
-Mrs. Slocombe I'm going to see Mr. Rumbold, so get stuffed!
-Mrs. Slocombe Oh, hello Mother!
-Mr. Humphries Get stuffed!
-Mrs. Slocombe (to Capt. Peacock) I'd rather perfer you in nothin'.
-Mr. Mash As you wish, Mr. Humphries.
-Mr. Goldberg If there is a jukebox, I shall resign.
-Mr. Tebbs You will were pajamas tonight. Suppose there was a fire and you had no clothes on.
Miss Brahms: Ooh! I'd be first to be rescued.
-Mrs. Slocombe (to Miss Brahms) Capt. Peacock: You just ruined a perfectly good dress.
Customer: You just ruined a perfectly good marriage.
Mr. Humphries: Just like crossroads isn't it.
-Captain Peacock, Customer, Mr. Humphries On the chest of a barmaid from Sale, was tattooed all the prices of ale. Whilst on her behind, for the sake of the blind, was precisely the same, but in braille.
-Captain Peacock ...and I am unanimous in that!
-Mrs. Slocombe I need to get another tail for me Mickey Mouse.
-Mr. Humphries I'm Mr. Spooner. Your son's been under me all morning and I'm very satisfied.
-Mr. Klein You ignorant berk!
-Mr. Klein I'll pick you up!AAARRRGGGHHH!!"
-Mr. Spooner Only 100 kilometers to go.
-Old Mr. Grace "GRACE BROTHERS UNFAIR!"
-Mr. Grossman and Capt. Peacock Mrs. Slocombe:" I Have brought my pussy to work" My pussy has the sniffles.
-Ms. Slocombe
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