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King Of Queens Quotes

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SHUTTIE!
-Doug
I got pizza on myself and the car.
-Doug
When you find your self in the doughnut isle, and you will find your self in the doghnut isle, the fat free doughnuts...mmm...[puts in garbage]...this time get fat full
--Doug
oh, by the way if anything your my work wife
--Deacon
Oh, im just putting another packet of syrup on my strudle,
happy now sad toorrow
--Doug
this candy store is cloosed (points to self)
-Doug
Doug: "He owns, a house?!!"
Carrie: "It has to be a place where I can flash my boobs...cause I will flash ma BOOBS!"

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