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At least I'm going out with a bang and not a whimper.
(whimper)
-Simon Belmont Why I oughta.
-King Hippo Looks like the ultimate warp zone brought us the ultimate wimp!
-Simon Belmont It won't be long before I, beautiful goddess that I am, become Queen of Videoland! Ah-ha ha ha ha!
-Mother Brain Behold, the Ultimate Warp Zone!
-The Ultimate Warp Zone When The Going gets Tough, Simon Belmont gets Out His Whip!
-Simon Belmont What Can I Say? I'm hooked.
-Captain N Game Boy: "I am Game Boy. I am programmed to play games." Cut Man: (encountering Duke) "Get away from me, you...you...whatever you are!" Eggplant Wizard: (using his magic on King Hippo) "I'll SQUASH you! I'll BEET you! And I'll put you in an ARTICHOKE hold!" You get a low score for this game.
-Mega Man Simon Belmont: Greetings citizens of YouTube! It's me, Simon Belmont. Aldough not da real Simon Belmont from the Castlevania franchise. You may know me from the popular cartoon series Captain and the Game Master! And today in my Skype chat, we're going to talk about... absolutely NOTHING! For I make the best rants! Oh yes! Kid Icarus: "Hello-icus! It's me Kid Icarus! Aldough despite da fact my name's 'Kid Icarus,' I'm really just an emo faggot who cuts himself! Wahah!" Mega Man: "Hey everybody, it's me Mega Man! Aldough despite duh fact my name's 'Mega Man,' in trufe, I'm just a green midget who smokes CHAIN SMOKURZ!"
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