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Cow and Chicken Quotes

Quotes

Moo..
-Cow
[trying to cheer up Cow] I know you hate being ugly, but someone has to make everbody else look good.
-Chicken
Thank you chiiiiieeecken you really cheered me up... Let's go play with Flem and Eaaarl.
-cow
I havn't brushed my teeth this year!
-The Red Guy
Is this cartoon ever gonna make sense?
-Chicken
Well, Manure the Bear! In the name of boneless grandma!
-Dad
Cow! I've got Crabs... the warthog!
-Chicken
Supercow al rescate!
-Cow
That's it? Stupid change machine! A put in two dimes, and a nickle, and it gives me one quarter! What a gyp!
-Chicken
wait cows can't fly .......aren't you glad?
Cow (referring to Mom and Dad): Sometimes I question their sanity.
"I wonder if it's too late to put myself up for adoption."
-Chicken
Mom: "I'm going to be a grandmother!"
Dad: "Me, too!"
Momma had a chicken, Momma had a cow, Dad was proud, he didn't care how

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