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Lois Foutley: "...That's what life is all about. You know we're not put in this earth to live perfect lives, where we never get hurt, never make mistakes. We're put here to hurl ourselves head first i...
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The Magic School Bus Quotes

Quotes

I knew I should've stayed home from school today.
-Arnold
According to my research...
-D.A.
Is it just me, or it that peanut butter I smell?
-Ralphie
(thinking of a name for the newborn chick) YOLKAHONTAS!
-Wanda
I know Arnold likes rocks, but do you really think he'd swallow one?
-Phoebe
Bus, do your stuff!
-Miss Frizzle
Arnold, you're eating our report!
-Keesha
Feed the lizards only once a week? And the alligators only once a month! How inhumane!

-Phoebe
What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

-Wanda
Hey, I'm just trying to help! If you want to play "Let's Find Ms. Frizzle Without A Map" for the rest of your life, that's *fine* with me!

-Janet
At my old school, we never rode on bees." "Um, Phoebe, we are at your old school." "Oh... right.
-Phoebe and Keesha
Carlos!
-Class
I got straight As on ALL my reports!!!"
"We know! We know! Enough already!
-Janet and Class
Bow to your ruler and master: Ralphie the Magnificent!

-Ralphie
Ralphie: (in the girls' bathroom) "Hey, your bathroom is way nicer than ours!

-Ralphie
Arnold: Maybe *you* should have stayed home today, Phoebe.

-Arnold
Bella! Bella!
-Bella (Wanda's pet frog)
Phoebe! I can't go out there covered in flour! I look like a pumpkin pie!
-Arnold
What *is* that smell?" "That bat poop, Mr. Perlstein. Better get used to it!

-Arnold's dad and Carlos's dad
Maybe we should have stayed home tonight." "Dad! You took the words right out of my mouth!

-Arnold's dad and Arnold
Come on, you weasley wimps!
-Wanda
Her-man! Her-man!
-Herman (Bella's frog friend)
In just a few moments, we'll be landing in Arnold's stomach. Thank you for flying Digestion Airways.
-Mrs. Frizzle
Let's get the facts.
-Keesha
Miss Frizzle: Take chances, make mistakes
-Miss Frizzle
Cheer up, Arnold. A famous poet once said, "All the world's a field trip, and all the kids in our class are merely guinea pigs"... or did Ms. Frizzle say that?
-Wanda
Wanda: He doesn't move or bend! Phoebe : He doesn't do anything! Keesha: Haha! Just like Ralphie!
-Wanda Phoebe Keesha
Ralphie: [about an asteroid] Look! A flying potato!
-Ralphie
Patience, Wanda, fishing is an art'. 'So is tightrope walking, but we don't have time to learn it.

-Tim Dorothy Ann
Mr. Terese: At Phoebe's old school, we never took field trips.
-Mr. Terese
Arnold: I knew I should've - Ralphie: Don't say it, Arnold!
-Arnold Ralphie
Miss Frizzle: "If you keep asking questions, you'll keep getting answers!"
"Oh bad, oh bad, oh bad bad bad!"
-Keesha

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