logologo
 
Remember Me
ADVERTISEMENT
It's not sexist! It's... romantic. -Corey
The Wizard
logo

The Magic School Bus Quotes

Quotes

I knew I should've stayed home from school today.
-Arnold
According to my research...
-D.A.
Is it just me, or it that peanut butter I smell?
-Ralphie
(thinking of a name for the newborn chick) YOLKAHONTAS!
-Wanda
I know Arnold likes rocks, but do you really think he'd swallow one?
-Phoebe
Bus, do your stuff!
-Miss Frizzle
Arnold, you're eating our report!
-Keesha
Feed the lizards only once a week? And the alligators only once a month! How inhumane!

-Phoebe
What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

-Wanda
Hey, I'm just trying to help! If you want to play "Let's Find Ms. Frizzle Without A Map" for the rest of your life, that's *fine* with me!

-Janet
At my old school, we never rode on bees." "Um, Phoebe, we are at your old school." "Oh... right.
-Phoebe and Keesha
Carlos!
-Class
I got straight As on ALL my reports!!!"
"We know! We know! Enough already!
-Janet and Class
Bow to your ruler and master: Ralphie the Magnificent!

-Ralphie
Ralphie: (in the girls' bathroom) "Hey, your bathroom is way nicer than ours!

-Ralphie
Arnold: Maybe *you* should have stayed home today, Phoebe.

-Arnold
Bella! Bella!
-Bella (Wanda's pet frog)
Phoebe! I can't go out there covered in flour! I look like a pumpkin pie!
-Arnold
What *is* that smell?" "That bat poop, Mr. Perlstein. Better get used to it!

-Arnold's dad and Carlos's dad
Maybe we should have stayed home tonight." "Dad! You took the words right out of my mouth!

-Arnold's dad and Arnold
Come on, you weasley wimps!
-Wanda
Her-man! Her-man!
-Herman (Bella's frog friend)
In just a few moments, we'll be landing in Arnold's stomach. Thank you for flying Digestion Airways.
-Mrs. Frizzle
Let's get the facts.
-Keesha
Miss Frizzle: Take chances, make mistakes
-Miss Frizzle
Cheer up, Arnold. A famous poet once said, "All the world's a field trip, and all the kids in our class are merely guinea pigs"... or did Ms. Frizzle say that?
-Wanda
Wanda: He doesn't move or bend! Phoebe : He doesn't do anything! Keesha: Haha! Just like Ralphie!
-Wanda Phoebe Keesha
Ralphie: [about an asteroid] Look! A flying potato!
-Ralphie
Patience, Wanda, fishing is an art'. 'So is tightrope walking, but we don't have time to learn it.

-Tim Dorothy Ann
Mr. Terese: At Phoebe's old school, we never took field trips.
-Mr. Terese
Arnold: I knew I should've - Ralphie: Don't say it, Arnold!
-Arnold Ralphie
Miss Frizzle: "If you keep asking questions, you'll keep getting answers!"
"Oh bad, oh bad, oh bad bad bad!"
-Keesha
"You know this would be a great time to explore the digestive system of a tyrannosaurus rex"-Miss Frizzle
I knew I should've stayed home today!-Arnold
Take chances! Make mistakes! Get messy-Miss Frizzle
Arnold-I knew I should've stayed home today.
Is it just me, or did someone hit Rewind?-Ralphie
(class has been turned into bees) You're a Phoe-bee. And you're a Friz-bee!-Carlos

Sections





 
 
Contact | Privacy Policy | Advertise | © Retro Junk