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I would rather scarf down a dead bird!
-Spinelli This whomps!
-T.J. Tender!
-t.j T.J.: Never kid a kid who hasn't had his recess.
-T.J. You went and done it, didn't you, LaSalle? You went and became a... vegetarian!
-Coach Kluge We're all Ashley's too." "But, you aren't even girls!" "Hey, it's the nineties.
-T.J. Ashley A and Gus A whoopie cushion"
"It was my science project
-Tj and his Mom Gretchen: A-? My life is flashing before my eyes!
-Gretchen The future is girls... and we're all going to like it!
-Butch It's not martial arts, it's survive. It was invented by the French.
-Spinelli And if you ever tell a teacher on me again, I'll hit you so hard your clothes'll hurt!
-Gelman Do something about him, Detweiller. If I have to come down from here, nobody's going to be happy.
-Upside Down Girl Ooh...Scccaandaaloussss
-The Ashleys 'You skipped studying for professional wrestling?' 'Doesn't everybody?'
-Gretchen Spinelli Me don't know.
-Vince Me don't know.
-Vince Big froopin moop.
-T.J. "Noooooooooo!
-Mikey Hooligans! -Finster
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