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If Rachel can go see other guys, then so can I............... ha ha Ross is gay!
-Ross to Phoebe " I want to use my talents for emma too!"
Phoebe" What are you gonna do hit on her."
-Joey & Phoebe If u can't talk dirty to me then how are u gonna talk drty to her, now tell me u want to caress my butt!
-Joey Welcome to the real world...it sucks....yuor gonna love it!!
-Monica Smelly cat smelly cat what are the feeding you smelly cat smelly cat it's not your fault.They won't take you to the vet youe obviously not their favorite pet.
-Phoebe (Chandler) Who does the TV GUIDE come to?
(Rachel) I know this one!!!!!!.......Chandler Bing!
(Monica) NOOOOOOOO!
(Ross) I'm sorry that is in correct!
(Monica) No the TV GUIDE comes to Chanandeler Bong!!
-Ross,Rachel,Monica,Chandler How you doin'?
-Joey Why does she do that when I'm pregnant?!?
-Phoebe (Joey)It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter....it's MOO.
(Rachel)Have I been living with him too long or did that make sense?
-Joey/Rachel Ah, salmon skin roll.
-Rachel Mike" Did you change your name?" Phoebe "Yes My New name is Princess Consuela Banana Hammock." Mike: "Ok then my name is Crap Bag.
-Phoebe & Mike (rachel) "Now that bag looks great, it's unisex!"(Joey) Maybe you need sex I just had sex acouple of days ago." (Rachel) " no U N I sex." ( Joey) " Well I can't say no to that!"
-Joey and Rachel Oh the cow in the meadow goes 'moo.' Oh the cow in the meadow goes 'moo.' Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that's how we get hamburger. Nooowww chickens!
-Phoebe - song (going through the cookbook to see what Rachel made)
Ross: "The pages are stuck together."
Joey: "Chandler!!"
-Ross and Joey (after eating Rachel's Shepherd's Pie/Trifle)
Ross: "That tastes like feet."
Joey: "I like it."
Ross: "Are you kidding?"
Joey: "What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Goooooood."
-Ross and Joey There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you, but DON'T! 'Cause that's another thing, that you don't wanna do - everybody! - that's another thing that you don't wanna do.
-Phoebe - song I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song. Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy and my hair is wet. And Tegren spelled backward is Nerget. Lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat......as needed.
-Phoebe - song Parker: "I'm sorry if I put a good spin on everything. It's who I am, I'm a positive person."
Phoebe: "No, I'm a positive person. You're like Santa Claus...
on prozac... in Disneyland... getting laid.
-Phoebe and Parker Joey: "Behold the new champion of Chandler's stupid state game."
Rachel: "How many you god?"
Joey: "56.
-Joey and Rachel (talking to a guy she catches looking at her in the coffeehouse)
"You're trying to remember where you know me from. Alright, I'll give you a hint: FROM PORN!! Yeah, your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie!
-Phoebe Joey: "In my spare time I read to the blind. I'm also a Mento for the kids."
Interviewer: "A Mento?"
Joey: "Right."
Interviewer: "Like the candy?"
Joey: "Matter of fact, I do.
-Joey Rachel: "How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?"
Ross: "You know I don't have a problem with that.
-Rachel and Ross Monica: "Alright, the important thing is to take your time, you want to hit 'em all and mix 'em up. You gotta keep 'em on their toes."
Rachel: "Oh, toes!! Well, for some people."
Monica: "Okay you could start out with a 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5,
-Monica I know you hadn't asked to hear it... but no-one had spoken for 17 minutes
-phoebe ... are having are getting married,... and there having a baby! And, and they wnat me to gro it for them in my uterus.
-Phoebe chandler: "lets say if we're not married when we're 40...."
monica: "why wouldn't I be married when im 40?!"
chandler: "okay, hypotheticaly..."
monica: "..hypotheticaly-why wouldn't I be married when I'm 40?!"
-chandler and monica monica: "hi..im ross's little sister"
chandler: "hm okay!."
-monica and chandler (when monica was a little larger!) LONDON BABY!
-Joey Joey: "about the nuckle cracking thing- is it only a little annoying or is it like when phoebe chews her hair?"
Ross: "don't listen to him pheebs, I think its endeering"
Rachel: "OH. YOU. DO. DO. YOU?"
-Joey, rachel and ross oh, excuse me, I seemed to have opened the door to the past
-monica whenever I get married guess who won't be asked to sing? somebody named Geller and somebody else named Bing!
-Phoebe (singing) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!
-Ross they bulid you up like.."yeah, you look 19" and then they just take it away like.."no you don't
-Joey ROSS: "wait a minute let, let me get this straight- you are saying that I have become so winey that I annoy you. janis."
JANIS: "well...yeah"
ROSS: "OH...MY...GOD"
-Ross There my new "I don't need a job, I don't need my father, I got great boots" boots!
-Rachel Dinner for 6 for one. You boys are about to see someting REALLY special.
-Joey Isn't that just kick you in the crotch spit on your neck fantastic?
-Rachel CHANDLER: Men are here!
JOEY: We make fire, cook meat
CHANDLER: Then pee on fire no get invited back
-Chandler and Joey Now you stand out there and think about what you did! And when you come back in, I hope you'll remember that, the chick is NOT a toy!
-Chandler I love Jaques Cousteau!
-Phoebe Oh no.
-Phoebe OH MY GOD!
-Chandler "SHE HATES POTTERY BARN??!!"
-Ross Ross: No I am sorry its Chanandaler Bong.
Chandler: Miss Chandler Bong
-Ross and Chandler Oh by the way, "your" y o u r, you are y o u r ' r e!
-Ross (Ross is upset over someone eating his turkey sandwich and Chandler is reading his note)
Chandler: Knock knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch who? Ross gellers lunch don't eat me ok?.
Joey: Yeah, I am surprised you were'
-Chandler and Joey Ross: What was the name of Chandler's father gay burlisque show?
Monica: VIVA LAS GAYGAS!
Chandler: Unfortunatly that is correct.
-Ross, Monica and Chandler Chandler: WHOOPA!
Ross: What was that?
Chandler: You know the noise when your whipped by your women.
Ross: Actually its "WHITSSSHHH!
Chandler: Yeah that's what I said WHOOPA!
-Chandler and Ross Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely don't like the name Ross. Ross: What a weird way to kick me when I'm down.
-Phoebe and Ross FIVE PAGES! FRONT AND BACK!!
-Ross Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing.
-Rachel See what? I don't know what she sees in...innn that goober. And it takes him, what? Like...like...I don't know. Uhh...uhhh, hello...a...week, to get out a sentence.
-Ross 'Fine! Judge all you want but, married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg on a fire, livin' in a box.
-Monica Hey, buddy, this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house.
-Gunther Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
-Chandler Rachael: And just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to everyone, and it IS a big deal.
Chandler: I KNEW IT!!!
Rachael after throwing Ross out See, he's her lobster.
Pheobe after Ross and Rachaels first kiss. Ross, this is not a marriage. It's the world's worst hang over.
Rachel
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