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HEEEEEELLP!!
-Wade Bring me an order of everything, with a side order of everything else.
-Garfield I love Pookie!
-Garfield They don`t pay me enough for this
-Garfield John (exercising with Garfield): Let's skip some rope!
Garfield: Fine. We'll skip the rope. We'll skip the sit-ups...
-Garfield Quick, call the lollipop factory. They want you to pose for the world's biggest sucker.
-Garfield Water! Water! (grunt) Come on! I need Water!!!
-Garfield HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY KIDS!
-Binky the Clown *BARK* *BARK*
-Odie Whoever thought of that should be drug out to the street and shot
-Garfield Chicken Licken said to the King "The sky is falling!" and the King said "All this tampering with the ozone layer..."
-Orson No I will not throw the stick so you can fetch it
-Garfield Whoever created Mondays should be dragged out into the street and shot!
-Garfield Hey, Heathcliff. Eat your heart out.
-Garfield Hi Odie. Can you believe I got heckled by the audience? They didn't believe me when I told them that you catch cars and burry them in the back yard.
-Garfield Roscoe: I got an A in Advanced Thermonuclear Physics. I can dissect proton particles.
Garfield: I know how to make toast.
-Roscoe and Garfield J: I'll settle this or my name is Mud!
G: Mud should be back any minute now...
-SPLAT-
J: Hello. My name is Mud.
G: We were expecting you.
-Garfield and Jon Microwave lasagna. Possibly nature's most perfect food.
-Garfield Oh, we are the Buddy Bears; we always get along if you ever disagree, it means that you are wrong.
-Buddy Bears So your remote control, I'm a best they had.
-Garfield You folks had this confused. I'm real and your animated!
-Garfield Ever notice how each week I say something different here?
-Garfield Hey, you chewing a gum! I hope you brought for everybody!
-Garfield This show is K-rated. No adults and less a company by a kid.
-Garfield Dear somebody I quit got better off for donig sword nioses for Teenage mutant mutant ninja turtles Take your crummy job and... well I don't have to read this.
-Garfield The weasle has stolen the chickens!
-Roy Garfield: "Think of a number between one and ten. The number you think of is seven." Garfield: "Sell your remote control. I'm the best thing on!" Garfield (The Cat): "It's all in the attitude." Garfield: "Help! We're being attacked by yogurt, and it's not soft or frozen!" Binky The Clown: "HEEEEEYYYY, CAT!!!" "Sorry Garfield, I got paid on Mondays. Now that we don't have Mondays any more, I don't get paid!"
- John Arbuckle
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