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The Muppet Show Quotes

Quotes

Are we ready back there?
-Kermit
Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! Hiya!

-Fozzie
Bye-a! Bye-a! Bye-a! Bye-a!

-Fozzie
wakka wakka wakka!
-Fozzie
Thank you! Thank you. Welcome again to The Muppet Show!
-Kermit
Thank you! Thank you. Welcome to The Muppet Show...
-Kermit
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star... ___*blank*___. Yay!
-Kermit
Thank you all again and join us next time on The Muppet Show!
-Kermit
What do you call a soft drink for frogs? Croaka Cola!
-Fozzie
HI-YAH
-Miss Piggy
Kermy
-Ms. Piggy
Bork Bork Bork
-sweedish Chef
Yay. Uh, those of you with hearing aids may wish to remove the batteries.
-Kermit
Statler: Ever heard of pig on bikes? Waldorf: I've never heard of road hogs.
-Statler Waldorf
Woman! Woman! Woman!
-Animal
What have you got for an opening act this time? A Chinese gorilla dancing ballet?
-Statler
Manah Manah!
-Manah Manah guy
C3P0: She doesn't look like the princess to me.
Miss Piggy: Watch it, hardware!
-Miss Piggy and C3P0
"THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! AND THANK YOU!!!"
-Marvin Suggs
Kermit: "Going up, *going up sound* now Paul is someone everyone can look up to."
um foxy lady
misspiggy
a singing pig!
big bird
kiss your feathers goodbye bird!
misspiggy
Ooooh, I am so funny.
-Fozzie Bear

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