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Are we ready back there?
-Kermit Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! Hiya!
-Fozzie Bye-a! Bye-a! Bye-a! Bye-a!
-Fozzie wakka wakka wakka!
-Fozzie Thank you! Thank you. Welcome again to The Muppet Show!
-Kermit Thank you! Thank you. Welcome to The Muppet Show...
-Kermit It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star... ___*blank*___. Yay!
-Kermit Thank you all again and join us next time on The Muppet Show!
-Kermit What do you call a soft drink for frogs? Croaka Cola!
-Fozzie HI-YAH
-Miss Piggy Kermy
-Ms. Piggy Bork Bork Bork
-sweedish Chef Yay. Uh, those of you with hearing aids may wish to remove the batteries.
-Kermit Statler: Ever heard of pig on bikes? Waldorf: I've never heard of road hogs.
-Statler Waldorf Woman! Woman! Woman!
-Animal What have you got for an opening act this time? A Chinese gorilla dancing ballet?
-Statler Manah Manah!
-Manah Manah guy C3P0: She doesn't look like the princess to me.
Miss Piggy: Watch it, hardware!
-Miss Piggy and C3P0 "THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! AND THANK YOU!!!"
-Marvin Suggs Kermit: "Going up, *going up sound* now Paul is someone everyone can look up to."
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