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You have to realize, Will, sometimes Parents just don't understand.
-Uncle Phil Uncle Phil I got your back. Well actully I got half your back cause your back is like PFF!
-Will Yo G
-Will Smith So your telling me to disobay uncle phils orders, ah-well wont be the first time PSSH possy out
-Will YOU POPPED BRUCE!
-Carlton Carlton: Remember, we must never fear to negotiate, but never negotiate out of fear.
Will: Remember, Momma said knock you out! LLCoolJ
-Carlton and Will It's your world squirrel, I'm just trying to get a nut
-Will Uncle Phil: "I'm going to be frank."
Judge Robertson: "Okay, who am I?"
Uncle Phil: "I'm going to run for judge"
Judge Robertson: (laughs)" Oh, Frank!"
-Uncle Phil and Judge Robertson Kathleen: If you say "breath mints" one more time i'm gonna scream!
Will: Breath mints...breath mints...breath mints, breath mints, BREATH MINTS!!!
(Kathleen Screams)
Will: ...And your momma sucks breath mints too!!
-Will and Kathleen Kathleen: I thought you liked doing things for me?
Will: I did 'til you ate all my breath mints
-Will and Kathleen I'm stuck in a basement, sittin' on a tricycle, girl gettin' on my nerves.....all this time I thought she was fine- didn't know that her body weren't hers
-Will- singing whilst stuck in the basement with some girl Girrrl, your feet must be tired 'coz you've been running through my mind all day, COME HERE!
-Will Jump on it!
-Carlton (Hiliary) Long distance relationships don't usually last, I mean look at The Little Mermaid. She was under the sea and he was on land.
(Ashley) Yeah, but they ended up together.
(Hiliary) Yeah! With the help of a lobster, HELLO! Do you know a lobster?
-Hiliary and Ashley Mama NOOOOOO!
-Will *at the hospital when Vivian is giving birth*
Phil:VIVIAN!!!
Vivian:PHILLIP!!!
Phil:VIVIAN!!!
Vivian:PHILLIP!!!
Phil:VIVIAN!!!
Vivian:PHILLIP!!!
Phil:VIVIAN!!!
Vivian:PHILLIP!!!
Phil:VIVIAN!!!
Will: WIIIIILLMAAAA!!!
-Phill, Vivian and will Word Up! This is gonna be cold stupid on the serious tip.
-Ashley (After Uncle Phil punches Dr. Hoover) "THAT'S IT, UNCLE PHIL! YOU'RE GROUNDED!"
-Will Daddy, I need $300.
-Hilary Carlton: "Will, check out the talent! She's cool she's hot, she's"
Will: "Your baby sister, man!"
Carlton "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
-Carlton and Will I seen him do a lot of chewin' but I ain't never seen him spit nothin' out.
-Jazz Son, I'm not the one who's gonna need luck. Not only am I gonna win, I'm gonna chew you up and spit you out.
-Uncle Phil *looking at pictures*Oooohhh that's nice.. oh that's really nice... oh that's....AAHH!*throw pictures*
What's wrong?
That picture... you had no bathing suit top on!
-Will and Phill's friend If Trevor was here, I'll in his arms...not my purse.*takes out a vase*I love you Trevor!
Except Trevor wasn't creamated.
Eeewwww then who's this?
-Hilary and Carlton Oh my goodness!
-Carlton Carolton:If it smells like walks like a duck looks like a duck what is it
Will:Your Prom date
-Carolton & Will Little Timmy wanted a drink, but now he'll drink no more. Because what he thought was H 2 O was H 2 S O 4.
-Carlton Back in Philly, they used to call me SPIDERMAN!!
-Will But he doesn't use an axe or a chainsaw. He talks his victims to death. So if you see this monster run and don't look back kids. This monster's called the Bel Air Beast. *points to Carlton* And ,oh my goodness, there he is.
-Will **after his mom cheats and runs out of house*in high pitched voice* My-My mommas cheatin'!
-Will ...*painfully* Yes, Master Will?
-Geoffrey Carlton, don't EVER do that again!!!
-Will WILL: [singing while playing harmonica] My butler is black/My butler is blue/His honey has green/Comin' out her wazoo.
For a long time it gave me nightmares...having to witness an injustice like that...It was a constant reminder of how unfair this world can be...I can still here them taunting him...Silly rabbit trix are for kids! I mean, why couldn't they have just given him some cereal?
---Carlton At the risk of sounding redundant, dinner is served.
-Geofery Verse 1]
This is a story all about how
My life got twist-turned upside down
And i liked to take a minute
And sit right there
And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
[verse 2]
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where i spent most of my days
Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel Air
[verse 3]
I whistled for a cab
And when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything i can say this cab is rare
But i thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel Air
[verse 4]
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And i yelled to the cabyo homes smell ya later
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
- Will Will: Omg! Carlton! whats that growing on your neck?!
Carlton: AHH! where?!
Will: oh thats just your head (Will after Dr.Hoover gets punched)You know I'd be happy to prescribe something for that.
-Will Carlton are you by any chance an idiot?
-Will Will : you really need a woman G
G : what's a woman?
-Will, Geoffrey Trevor : Hilary you just saw your father loose an election, now tell me are you free now?
Hilary : look my father just lost an election im not totally insensitive... how about tomorrow? oh, stop it you little Filthy Mc Nasty
-Will Vivian : Are you alright Will ?
Will: oh, yes aunt Viv
Vivian : GOOD, now i can break your legs!!!
-Will, Vivian WILL!!
-Phillip Banks Vy: I also got tickets to see new edition
Carlton: OOH! I wanna go!!
Will: Shut up Carlton!
Carlton: Oh yeah! well...you smell like brocolli
Will,Vy and Carlton Will Smith: "YA'LL AINT GOT TO GO HOME, BUT YA'LL GOT TO GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!"
Uncle Phil: Geoffrey, get me my tools.
Geoffrey: You mean your knife and fork? Uncle Phil: Back in college, I had a professor named Matthew Langford. The man changed my life. You want to know how? He challenged me.
Will: To what? A pie-eating contest?
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