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Road Rovers Quotes

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Lets hit the road, Rovers!
-Hunter
I would have not predicted this!
-Hunter
Colleen: "Oooh, the EPA's not gonna like this."
Hunter: "You're just a wealth of commentary today, aren't you?"
Colleen: "Just tryin' to stay topical. You know, ripped out of the day's headlines..."
*explosion*
Exile: "Rear of Tank Rover also ripped out."
"Don't be a weird boy"
-Exile
Colleen: Excuse me, are you one of the new recruites?
Blitz: No I am Blitz, you know me!
Colleen: Well we like to give all of the new recruites nicknames, funny names that make us laugh.
Blitz: NO!!
Colleen: How about Mr. Fluffy Pants.
Blitz: NO.
Colleen: Mr. Stuffington Fluffly Pants.
Blitz: Stop or I'll bite you.
Colleen: Just try it FLUFFY!!
(Colleen being interrogated)
Voice: State your name.
Colleen: My name's Colleen, hello. I like squeaky toys shaped like bananas, and big pieces of fatty pork, nummy.
Evil Docter: Do you know why I did this?
Hunter: Because you're mad at the NFL for letting the Cleveland Browns move to Baltimore?
Evil Docter: No, well maybe.
Exile: Hunter, do everything turn turn turn.
Hunter: Hey the birds wrote that, I love that song.
Colleen: TURN!!!!
Hunter: Colleen I think that was a little Janus Joplin.
Blitz: "Now is the time to bite the small squishy parts."

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