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Meow.
-Gary Y'all better apologize, or I'll be on you like ugly on an ape.
-Sandy Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward.
-SpongeBob SquarePants Oh, tartar sauce.
-SpongeBob SquarePants Pants ripped off. Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose.
-SpongeBob SquarePants Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.
-Sandy Psst, Squidward, I'm working in the kitchen... at night! Hey Squidward, guess what? I'm chopping lettuce... at night! Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night! OW I burned my hand!... at night!
-SpongeBob SquarePants Isn't this great Squidward? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun'll come up, and it'll be tomorrow, and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!
-SpongeBob SquarePants You're a man now, SpongeBob, and it's time you started acting like one.
-Patrick I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That seems like a good deal to me, what do you say?
-Squidward I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.
-Patrick Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.
-Mr. Krabs You've never heard of the Hash Slinging Slasher??
-Squidward I'm ready!!
-Spongebob yellow!!!-pink!!!!
-spongebob and patrick why my good sir, this is a krabby patty, smothered in jellyfish jelly
-spongebob lets have another!!!
-patrick they blow up so fast *sob sob*
-spongebob it's big, slimy, and pink!!!
Its an alaskan bull worm!!!
-spongebob What are the consequences of what I have just done?
-mrs. puff Yeah,shake it,woo shake that bubble butt.
-Spongebob Now you must equire a taste for free formed jazz
-Patrick Star Patrick;Lets get naked Spongebob;No lets save that for when we`re selling real estate
-Spongebob & Patrick I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!
-patrick Im dirty dan-no im dirty dan-im dirty dan-im dirty daaan....*continues*
-pat and spongebob Spongebob, you can be dirty dan, I just wanna be patrick
-Patrick who you callin pinhead?!
-Patrick Arr harr harr harr harr !
-Mr. Krabs Money, Money, Money!
-Mr. Krabs Squisward: Who would want to celebrate a holiday where a fat man breaks into your house and leaves gifts?
Patrick: Like a genie!
-Squidward & Patrick Oh, Spongebob! Why!?!
-Mrs. Puff You'll never beat me, Im HYDRODYMAMICALY DESIGHNED!!!
-Spongebob Spongebob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Um... more time for thinking.
-Spongebob & Patrick Have you forgotten what we have been looking for knee-deep in yesterday's top 40 songs?
-Spongebob Can you feel it Mr. Crabs?
-Little kids to Mister Crabs Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good.
[Man opens his door.]
Patrick: I love you.
-Spongebob & Patrick Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas.
-Karen (Plankton's computer wife) He was number 1
-Sponge Bob The belt is gone but I still feel its tickle.
-Man-Ray Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, Goober, goober, yeah!
-Spongebob and Patrick See, no one says "cool" anymore. That's such an old person thing. Now we say "coral", as in "That nose job is so coral."
-Pearl I can't see my forehead!
-Patrick BARNICLE MAN!!!
-Barnicle Boy Spongebob does'nt have hair. Or does he?
-Sandy It's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your sences with cascading fluffy pillows of excitent, and comfort, as you've never felt before.
-Patrick Put those eyeballs back in your head son.
-Bikini Bottom Police But its, free day.
-Mr. Krabs Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? Now he's a bronzefish.
-Spongebob Squarepants EVIL!!!
-Mirmaid Man Spongebob, I'm glad you learned your lesson. Your worship is unhealthy. Come on, Jeffrey.
-Patrick Don't play dumb Manray. You know that's tickle belt Mirmaid Man used on you, in episode number 17.
-Spongebob Squarepants PATRICK SQUAREPANTS!!!
-Patrick I have checks, with little poodles on them.
-Manray May I take your order?
-Spongebob The only thing im good at, is being evil!
-Manray Am I in the Jelly Spotters now?
-Spongebob Squarepants We can teach you how to be good. Then we can let you go.
-Spongebob Good people don't rip other people's arms off.
-Spongebob Squarepants Don't stand to close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch it's stupid.
-Billy's Mom Hello, Sandy. Me, Patrick. Do you understand?
-Patrick MY LEGS!!!
-Fred Who wants to lick my cheecks?
-Spongeob Squarepants Patrick: Are you Squidward?
Fire Hydrant: ...........
Patrick: That's ok, take ur time
-Patrick & Fire Hydrant Spongebob; "Patrick, ur genius is showing." (Patrick looks down) "Where?!?
-Spongebob and Patrick I had 4 biscuits and then I ate one. Then I only had 3!
-Fish kid Doughnuts!
-Patrick Imaginaaaaaaaaaaation. (makes a rainbow.)
-Spongebob Is mayonaise an instrament?
-Patrick STUPID INFLATABLE PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
-Patrick Guess what today is?" "Annoy Squidward Day?" "No, silly! That's on the fifteenth!"
-SpongeBob and Squidward Good morning and all who inhabit it!
-Spongebob there it is(meaning the krusty krab)the finest eating establishment ever established for eating
--spongebob patrick-you mean she puts one airs spongebob-i guess
--patrick Did you win. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Hi Spongebob
-Patrick Those guys are dorks." "Yeah. But they're *my* dorks!
-Fish Kid and The Flying Dutchman Do you know what I'd really like for my birthday?" "A booster seat?" "A booster seat? HOT DOG! ...I mean...no.
-Plankton and Spongebob Remember, ravioli ravioli, give me the formuloni.
-Robot Krabs (Plankton) Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are...(drools)
-Patrick My name's not RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Patrick Are you NOW or have you ever been a sponge?
-Guard Fred: Let's go to the Shell Shack. They have a talking dog! Tom: Great! Say, what's a dog?
-Fred and Tom DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOT?!!
-Spongebob Don't worry Mr. Krabs it's not tainted meat, it's painted meat!
-Spongebob Seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed.
-Karen People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?" "CORRECT!!!
-Squidward and Plankton beep-beep-beepbeepbeep...Respond: Why don't you ask me later!
-Robot Spongebob Steppin' on the beach. Doo doo doo doo. Steppin' on the beach...Doo doo doo doo...
-Spongebob I WENT TO COLLEGE!
-Plankton Wait a second! I know what you're trying to do, Squidward. I'M NOT LETTING YOU EAT THAT PIZZA
-Spongebob All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollypop?" *spongebob, the cops, and patrick laugh* "I mean it!
-Patrick Peas-in-a-can pie.
-Spongebob I aint' cryin'...I'm LAUGHIN'!
-Sandy YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Bubblebass Can we say that PLANTS from Texas are dumb???!!!
-Patrick I aint' cryin'! My helmet just sprung a leak!
-Sandy Can we say that SHOES from Texas are dumb???!!!
-Patrick Toasted Almonds? That's unexpected!
-Frycook Games Announcer SOAP...SOAP...WHAT IS SOAP?
-Spongebob Yeah, uhh...I'm with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises..."
-Doctor Either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants!
-Mr. Krabbs Do you think she knows the muffin man song?
-Patrick The sky had a baby from my cereal box!
-Spongebob What's a Texas?
-SpongeBob SquarePants I'm a dirty boy.
-Spongebob He washed my flipper!
-Pearl Dreams DO come true!
-Spongebob Gary: Meow. Sbsp: Gary. Where's your holiday spirit? Gary: Bark!
-Gary Spongebob (Singing) I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!
-Patrick People Order Our Pattys!
-what POOP stands for There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true!
-Gary Meow-no!
-Gary Squidward: "Spongebob I have a confusion to make[takes off hat]"
SpongeBob: "your bald?!"
Squidward: "NO I'M NOT BALD, I'M ALIVE!!! NOW GET RID OF THIS TOMBSTONE AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO GO HOME!"
-SpongeBob and Squidward Oh dear, my poor old heart!
-Mrs. Krabs Water balls! Water balls!
-Spongebob and Patrick You ate my candy bar! Now I'm gonna starve! *zoom in on huge stomach*
-Patrick Knoch knoch.
Who's there?
*snicker*I am!
-SpongeBob & Squidward Krabs is a *bleep*
-Spongebob Oh, but don't genuises live in a lamp?
-Patrick Spongebob (thinking): "At least I'm safe inside my mind!" Patrick (thinking): "At least I'm safe inside my mind!"
-Spongebob and Patrick Sandy: Did somebody say BOOM?!
-Sandy What has four wings and flies? A garbage truck!
-Sandy Pearl: You bought me a boat? Mr. Krabs: I did? I mean, I did??
-Pearl Mr. Krabs (after seeing SpongeBob naked) Nice outfit, SpongeBob.
-Squidward What does Claustrophobic mean?' 'It means you're afraid of Santa Claus.
-Patrick SpongeBob Patrick: (eyes get big) Hey, Spongebob look! Your house is gone!
-Patrick Squidward, if you had some hair you would be the handsomest creature in the sea!
-Squidward Squidward (to magic conch): Can I have something to eat? No. Can I have something to eat? No. Can I have something to eat? No. Can't you say anything else but no? Try asking again. Caaan I have something to eat? No-oh.
-Squidward Patrick, if I had one dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.
-Squidward Some day, with a little luck, and a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams will come true!
-Spongebob Sandy's a girl?
-Patrick No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!
-Spongebob the roof leaks, the floor creaks, there's a wild man eating clam in the backyard
-spongebob pretending to be squidward I'm a winner, see my prize. You're a loser who sits and cries!
-Squidward Patrick:Games? Can I play? Spongebob: Sorry, Patrick. You have to be a frycook.
-Spongebob and Patrick No Gary, I don't get colds I get the suds.
-Spongebob Spongebob:I call this, the 'Campfire song Song'. Let's sit around the camfire and sing our campfire song. Our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song. And if you don't think you can sing faster then you're wrong. Cause it'll help if you just sing
-Spongebob and Patrick Nobody calls me tubby!
-Patrick The inner contents of my mind are an enigma. (In Patrick's thought bubble, a milk carton tips over).
-Patrick I did'nt want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
Am I a pretty girl?
-Mr. Krabs and Spongebob Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen (???)
He Was #1!
-Spongebob (singing) .....money better than honey......
-Mr. Krabs times up spongebob
-gary clock can we say that shoes from texas are dumb?
-patrick squidward!....good!
-spongebob(during cmpfire song song) (about his yellow undies) They were white when I bought 'em.
-Patrick I like the new Mr. Krabbs; he yells at you more.
-Squidward a five letter word for happienes...money
-Mr Krabs Something about Root Beer Right?!
-patrick All they do is blow, blow , blow their stupid whistles, rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses, and show off their GROSS, MISHAPEN, BODIES!!!!!! (Bawoom!)
-Patrick Dude, put that away! Like, there are children here!
-Some Guy I'm going to the snack bar.
-Patrick Wow. A snail made out of bread.
-Patrick [people hide in patricks house and patrick comes and see's them]
patrick:who are you people?!
-patrick Am I a pretty girl?
-Spongebob (Inflates) "Inflatable pants, what's your idea?"
-Patrick Good Neighbors are we! La la la la la la!
-Patrick/Spongebob YES I WAS! YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST NEIGHBORS EVER! YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE TO WHERE THOSE FESSES!
NO YOUR NOT! YOU GUYS ARE THE WORSE NEIGHBORS -big breath- AND STOP CALLING ME PRESIDENT!
-Sqidward Marty. I'm scared!
-Janet Meep!
-Anchovies That's not disturbing. THIS is disturbing. (Patrick's back morphs into a face.) Hi, there. Spongebob! My name is Patback!
-Patrick (looking at bubble elephant) "hahahahahahaha-its a giraffe!
-patrick Batten down the hatches, Mr. Squidward! We're taking on water,Mr.Squidward! I want my mommy, Mr.Squidward!
-Mr. Krabbs why did you stop playing wolfgang asmenus Tentacles?!
-Squidward's King From Sleepy Time (Patrick and Spongebob think of ways to make people buy their candy bars)Patrick: I know! Let's get naked!
Spongebob:No. Let's save that for when we're selling real estate.
-Patrick and Spongebob Wow! Squidward! You're choking!
-Patrick Patrick: I love you.
The random stranger slams his door shut. Spongebob knocks.
Random Stranger:Please, g-go away!
-Patrick to a random stranger Hurry, hurry son
-Spongebob's dad Mr Krabs:" I'm not Cheap"
Squidward: "you just tried to rip a guy's arm of for a penny" Patrick: well you have it set to M for Mini *turns it to W* where it should be W for Wumbo!
Spongebob: uh Patrick I don't think Wumbo is a real word
Patrick: yeah you know wumbo,he/she wumbo, wumbo,wumboing,wumbos,wumbology! the study of wumbo! its first grade spongebob!! Just look at him.Square.The shape of evil!-Plankton describing Spongebob Spongebob & Patrick: Jellyfishing, jellyfishing! Plankton: Curse you Krabs! Strangle:(crying) Look kid I am not your bodyguard. I am a Strangler see. Spongebob: Oww! I burn my hand ! At night. Spongebob: Ahhhh the Strangler! SpongeBob SquarePants: "Hey Squidward want me to cast out right here so you can watch me?"
Squidward: "No! How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you." Mr. Krabs: Spongeboy, me bob. Sandy: *To Patrick* "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
Patrick: "Not until four." Spongebob: Remember, Patrick...Flatter the customer.
*customer opens the door*
Patrick: I love you. Karen: Plankton- One percent evil, ninety-nine percent hot gas. Look Patrick,We Struck Magic! - Spongebob spongebob:EDUCATIONAL TELEVISON OH NOT AHHHHHHH!!! Crusty Krab Training Instructor: "P.O.O.P. People Order Our Patties" Spongebob: Attention customers! Today's special is a (Dolphin Noise) krabby patty served in a greasy (Dolphin Noise) sauce grilled to (Dolphin Noise) perfection! And don't forget to ask to (Dolphin Noise) the (Dolphin Noise) fry! It'll be our (Dolphin Noise) pleasure! Mr. Krabs: I feel completely recharged! Spongebob:"Patrick, your genius is showing."
Patrick:"Where!!!" Now back to KRUD with all of your personal "You won't get away with stealing my car!" hits.-SpongeBob as a car radio Spongebob: Bye Mr. Krabs Bye Sqiudward, Bye Sqiudward
Patrick: You said bye Squidward twice
Spongebob: I like Squidward Blue jellyfish: Bzzz bzz bzzzzzzz.
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