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Push the button Frank!
-Dr. Forrester I'm falling at a 30 degree angle defying all laws of physiiiiiics!
-Crow dubbing Puma Man Henchman What do you think, sirs?
-Joel Robinson Torgo, you're the laziest man on Mars!
-Crow You know many people have compaired this to the chariot scene in Ben Hur? Yeah, they usually say, 'Ben Hur' was really good, this movie totally sucked
-Mike Nelson I'm the wind baby!
-Tom Servo If you're like me,( and I know I am)...
-Joel Robinson Double Cranch? Whats that about?
-TV's Frank It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people... it has EVERYTHING to do with hurting!
-Dr. Forrester Oh, poopie!
-Dr. Forrester I want to decide who lives and who dies.
-Crow Enjoy!
-Dr. Erhardt LarGe SAuSagE and MusHrOOm, ThiN CrUsT?
-Torgo I AM the button.
-TV's Frank The world is having a Maalox moment...
-Crow seeing a volcano blowing up... I'll have another coke!
-Mike Nelson I tried to show him the way! I tried to show him the light! I was like a brother to him! But he just said NO...
-JC You know you want me, baby!
-Crow Trumpy, you come down!
-Joel Robinson Good? He's the BEST!
-TV's Frank Ha ha ha ha, he can feel it he says!
-TV's Frank All right! All right, let's do it again! You come in late girls, again, you're out. All right? All right, from the top: With a pickle mind, we kick the nipple beer. Steady as a goat, we're flying over trout. Ghetto down the highway at the speed of light
-Joel Robinson We're evil! EVIL!
-Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank But I don't wanna look like Arch Hall Junior!
-Joel Robinson HUZZAH!
-Joel, Crow and Tom Servo Thats a number 5!
-Joel Robinson I'm mine! All mine!
-Crow Oh, he aged so gradually I didn't even notice!
-Joel Robinson Shall I hit you again TV's Frank?
-Crow More pie, mangoat?
-TV's Frank I've come here to eat candy canes and kick ass,, and i'm all out of candy canes!
-Santa Claus We've got movie sign!
-Joel & Mike Thank goodness for the internal genetalia!
-Tom Servo You know, Clay, when you come right down to it, I think I'd like to be know as just... Frank.
-TV's Frank Rex Dart! Eskimo Spy!
-Joel Robinson Okay, alright. You win the world. Your monster is the best and can kill everything. You're happy and you're standing there all in your shame... Are you happy now?
-Crow T. Robot I'm gone! Presto! Vavoom!
-Joel Robinson Yippee ki-yo ki-yay, mamma jamma.
-Dr. Forrester He's on a collison course with wackiness!
-Joel Robinson "Honey! I'll help you finish stripping!"
-Crow Oh! so that's what you do for a living: throw people out the window and say 'You are the Pumaman'.
-Crooow Previously, on Twin Peaks.
-Crow T. Robot Hey, you leave my father outta this!
-Joel Robinson Oh, wow.
-Joel Robinson Dr. Forrester I think you'd better have a look at this. Joel and the bots are making fun of my hair MY HAIR!
-TV's Frank How are we supposed to do a sketch when we have to watch... Manos: the Hands of Fate!
-Crow T. Robot Remember to believe in magic, or i'll kill you!
-Crow T. Robot You could use his chin as a pitan!
-Crow T. Robot You, eh, Joel Robinstone?
-Crow T. Robot Guy with a toy monkey on the run. Guy with a toy monkey on the ruuun!
-Crow T. Robot She's old. How old - is she? She creaks - she's so - dang old.
-Tom Servo I got my dad's enforcer for the weekend! Woo!
-Mike Nelson Tom Servo: "Chief?"
Crow: "McCloud!" hey don't that's wallace and gromit's yard!
-crow thank goodness for the internal genitalia!
-tom servo thank goodness for the internal genitalia!
-tom servo Crow, while watching "The Crawling Eye" says the final line of the series: "This movie looks kind of familiar, doesn't it?"
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