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Five minutes! Five minutes! Show starts in five minutes!
-Kevin the stage manager Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?
-Kel I'M REPAIRMAN-MAN-MAN-MAN!
-Kel Dear Ashley-
That's MEEEEEEEEE!!!
-Amanda Bynes I'm Baggin' Saggin' Barry!
-Baggin' Saggin' Barry Noooo! I'm lactose intolerant!
-Super Dude Slooooow fooooood?
-Danny Tamberelli I'm Detective Dan!
-Josh Server I'm a Lawtawnyuh
-Nick Cannon I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes hey!
-Kel I'm Repair Boy-boy-boy-boy-boy!
-RepairBoy This is a library! You Talk, you Walk!
-Lori Beth Jupiter!
-Kel (yelling) Ouiet! This is a library!
-Lori Beth that'll be 8 bucks!
-Kel If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a *boy* and your bra is too tight, *I'm* uncomfortable.
-Lori Beth If there was an animal called a yabba-dabba, and you kept one in your backyard, you might accidentally step in yabba-dabba doo.
-Lori Beth Fresh out the box! Stop, look, and watch! Ready yet? Get set! It's all that!
-Announcer One potatoe, two potatoe, three potatoe, four, i rode a bike without a seat and now my butt is sore.
-Lori Beth A penny saved is a penny earned, and a penny earned will buy you absolutly nothing.
-Lori Beth It's nice to stop and smell flowers. It's bad to stop and smell this old burrito.
-Lori Beth If there was an animal called a yabba-dabba, and you kept one in your backyard, you might accidentally step in yabba-dabba doo.
-Lori Beth Kenan:"WHO loves, Orange Soda?"
Kel: K-K-K-Kel loves, Orange soda!
Kenan: Is it true??
Kel: I do I do I do OOOooOoOoO!
-Kenan & Kel (in good burger sketch) Wow! are you some kind of experiment?
-kel i ment to do that
-josh Mandy: Is chocolate good for a headache?Randy: I have no idea!
-Mandy Randy Katrina: My mom's gonna be so mad. She said if I broke her pitcher she'd step on my hamster!
-Katrina WAAAAAH!
-Katrina TURN THE SANDWITCH OVER!!!!!!
-Amanda Bynes I'M SUPER DUDE!
-super dude Do you remember me? I was the one in the balcony shouting Coolio, Hey Coolio
-Kel to Coolio in Goddburger Sketch Cold finger!
-High pitched voice It's Walter: The Ear Boy! His ears are really big!
-Theme Song I AM REPAIR MAN MAN MAN MAN!!!
-Repair Man (Kel) UUUHH.NO?
-Kel "JUMP!! FLAVIN'!!!!"
-Pansy and Ponsy "If you jumped out of the plane and your parachute doesn't open........BYE BYE!!!!"
-lori beth well hello there little angel.
-ms. piddlin (kenan) today's lunch are:a chicken breast,a corn bread,some macaroni & cheese, and some peeaass.
-miss piddlin (kenan) "And now, Lori Beth Dinberg with vital information for your everyday life."
-Announcer Complaint Department Lady: Complaint Department.
Megan Marples: Hello, my name is Megan Marples, that is. And this is my dog, Sniffles.
Complaint Department Lady: Is that your complaint?
Megan Marples: Why, no it is not! You see, I bought this hat and it has a hole in it. Observe the whole.
Complaint Department Lady: [grabbing dog] Well, this is the weirdest hat I've ever seen.
Megan Marples: No, no, no, no. That is my dog. This is my hat.
Complaint Department Lady: [placing dog on head] How's it look?
Megan Marples: Well, it looks like you have my dog on your head.
Complaint Department Lady: I feel pretty.
Megan Marples: Okay, as I was saying. This hat has a hole in it.
Complaint Department Lady: ...Whatcha doin'?
Megan Marples: Complaining.
Complaint Department Lady: May I hear your complaint?
Megan Marples: Well, I sure as heck hope so! This hat has an unwanted hole in it!
Complaint Department Lady: [opening dog's mouth] Well, you're right. There's a hole right here! This hat is defective.
[throws dog down defective shoot]
Megan Marples: No, that's my dog!
Complaint Department Lady: [grabbing hat] Oh, and what a cute dog it is! Who's a cutie? Who's a cute little...
[checks under the hat]
Complaint Department Lady: boy? You are!
Megan Marples: You are loony!
[walks off]
Complaint Department Lady: Sir, you forgot your dog!
Announcer: [show open] Fresh out the box! Stop, look, and watch! Ready yet? Get set! It's all that! "The story of my life is sad"- Coach Cretan (Kel) "Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb...and a side of mashed potatoes"-Lori Beth "Heck people used to make fun of my freakishly big ears, but then I made me a whole lot of money" -Ross Perot (Amanda) "My mom said if I don't make a 1000 dollars, she said she's going to brush my teeth with a fish stick. WAAAH!!!!"-Katrina "One potato, two potato, three potato, four. I rode a bike without a seat and now my butt is sore."-Lori Beth
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