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Twenty-four hours, fifteen minutes and thirteen seconds until you die!
-Helga My Gerald... your performance was... inspiring!
-Phoebe Heyerdahl This lint! your lint!
-Mr. Hyunh It's 7:00 on KILL. This one goes out to Arnold, who's going to die in 2 hours, 6 minutes, and 47 seconds, from Helga who hates you.
-DJ Nocturnal Ned There is no way we're calling our go-cart the Mauve Avenger.
[next frame]
I can't believe we called our go-cart the Mauve Avenger.
-Arnold If you think about it, I know you'll do the right thing.
-Arnold I just saw Helga on her way to Rhonda's party and she was all dolled up..LIKE A GIRL!
-Sid Whats the difference between a rump-roast and a butt steak?
-Harold Helga's not a girl. Helga's not a girl.
-Harold Help me, mommy!
-Harold Man: "Sorry, young man."
Helga: "I'm a *GIRL!*
-Man and Helga Are you makin fun on me on account of my love for lemon puddin?
-Stinky I like to work in the Resaraunt
-Mr.Hyunh I'm ok.
-Eugene Strained beets...Strained beets...
-Eugene Helga: Oh Arnold my love,( says a poem)
Brainy(heavy breathing)
Helga: (knocks out Brainy)
-Helga You're a bold kid Arnold, a bold kid
-Gerald Sid: I can't believe you'd pull such a dirty trick!
Eugene Horowitz: I can't believe how nice you look in that dress!
-Sid and Eugene This heat's so crazy it's got Grandma acting normal.
-Arnold Harold: I don't want to go into the Tunnel of Love with you Rhonda! Rhonda: Oh I know you like me Harold! Harold: NO I DON'T! HELP! HELP!
-Harold and Rhonda Oskar Kokosha: Don't worry, Arnold, there's no way I can lose. [next frame] I can't believe I lost.
-Oskar Kokosha Curly: "I say we paint ourselves with tiger stripes, and go free all the animals in the zoo!" Helga: "Fine, Curly. We'll meet you there in an hour.
-Curly and Helga You set a beautiful table, my fair senorita. (purrs)
-Arnold Never eat raspberries.
-Phil Ahh! It's Wheezin' Ed and... some other guy!
-Sid Ruth?! (giggle) Hewwo. My name's Wuth.
-Helga Well, that's it. I must be in heaven. Oh, no! Oskar's here! This must be the other place!
-Grandpa Phil The boy with the cornflower hair. Me beloved, and my despair.
-Helga Doy!
-Helga Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop! Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop!
-People Mirror-mirror on the bus. Is she a geek, or one of us?...GEEK!
-Bossy girl stinky to father: I know and all in one week too!
-stinky In out in out. *pig goes out the door then back in with mudd* OUT! OUT! OUT!
-Grandpa Kitty kitty kitty. Oh-so soft and pretty. Will you pet the kitty? Yes I will pet the kitty. Pet pet pet.
-Oskar Hey, short man!
-Grandpa Never Eat Raspberries
-Grandpa Phil i need chocolate, wheres the chocolate, i gotta have chocolate
-chocolate boy Um...boo!
-Four Eyed Jack So the thing is Patty, I realized you're a human being too, and you have felines...? ooh, ooh, feelings!
-Helga G. Pataki must rescue the missonary! On team!! ON team!!
-Grandma Criminy! What is this crap?
-Helga Harold: Don't shoot! I'm just a kid with a cat! [imitating Principal Wartz]
Helga: "Attention, students of P.S. 118, I have an important announcement. Henceforth, all lunch-related activities shall be conducted during the lunchtime period."
[normal voice]
Helga: Whoo, thanks for clearing *that* Gerald: Wanna go throw rocks at Helga throwing rocks at a dumpster?
Sid: What, because I'm short means I can't get no action! Helga: Come on, come on.
Harold: Alright already. Keep your shirt on, Helga, for all our sakes.
Harold Berman: Easy squeezy lemon peasy.
Move it football-head!
-Helga Helga Pataki: C'mon Pheobe, lets go spit in the river. Helga: (about Curly) "Poor, twisted little freak..." Stinky: "Helga, you're just too damn ornery." This Really Bites!
-Stinky Susie, make me A sandwich!
-Oscar Morning, short-man!
-Grandpa Try, try, and try again, til you can't try no longer. And if that don't work, you just spent a whole lot of time doin' somethin' you just couldn't do.
-Stinky Susie, make me a sandwich.
-Oskar This really bites!
-Stinky What is this crap?
Helga "TOMMORROW, TOMMORROW, TOMMORROW! EVERYDAY I ASK YOU TO HELP ME TAKE CARE OF LITTLE OSKAR, BUT INSTEAD YOU ASK ME TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH!"
"Right, which of course you never did."
-Oskar and Susie "But Susie, where am I going to sleep?"
[throws sleeping bag and teddy bear at Oskar]
-Oskar I need that cute, stupid, foot-ball heads hat! Oh....Did I just say that out loud?- helga "Let's all hold hands... here on the subway!"
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