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ed can't come out.he has a third nipple like the bad guy in the james bond movie.
-eddy *Smacks his face into the ground* I am a woodpecker!!!! *Smacks a couple more times* Except with dirt...
-Ed *has lobsters pinching his ass and finger* NANA!!!FIND THE PLIERS!!!!
-Rolf Whoops, there it goes. Yup. My brain stopped.
-Ed What can you do when you live in a show and you ain't got no sole?
-Ed I'd say I love you Edd but I am not that kinda' guy
-Ed Butterd Toast.
-Ed Never use hot wax to sooth raise lobsters.
-Rolf Intreaging.
-Edd Dork.
-Kevin Been around the block now Eddy.
-Ed *muffled* "I can't think of a scam. *again, still muffled* I can't think of a scam. *amplified by Ed's mouth* I can't think of a scam."
-Eddy CHRISTMAS!! I want a flying saucer, a pen and pencil set, four eggrolls, a subscription to Chunky Puff Quarterly, a box of band-aids, *counting his toes* a big book, and...
-Ed *tummy grumbling* "That sound is comming from a horrible beast FROM THE BELLY OF HADES!!!"
-Ed Summer rains, you can never predict them.
-Edd Where do you lay off? You guys are totally acting like jerks picking on Jimmy like that since he's younger than you and all and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
-Nazz Slide on the soap! Slide on the soap! Slide on the soap!
-Ed Ed: I LOVE PANCAKES! Eddy: Shut up and pour, Lumpy!
-Ed and Eddy Second verse, same as the first!
-Jimmy Eddy: If we knew everything we would be famous … wait! And rich! Ed: Like potato salad!?
-Eddy & Ed I'M TELLING MOM!
-Sarah I'm so graceful and petite!
-Jimmy We're being abducted!
-May Kanker I am a wiener!
-Rolf Victor's gone mad!
-Edd and Eddy *blowing in bag*"Oh dear!"
-Edd Hello light!
-Ed Ed: E-C-T-O-P-L-A-S-M!
-Ed Plank's gone mad.
-Edd and Eddy Rub your head. Rub your head. Rub your head.
-Ed and Jimmy Has anybody told you your hair resembles the back end of a chicken?
-Rowlf Plank and I want to hear a real story like Octopus's Gardens, Silver Hammers, and Mr. Kite.
-Jonny Ed: Alley-Oop! Edd: Gracious! Eddy: Geronimo!
-Ed Edd Eddy [Jimmy has chicken pox] Ed: It's so gross. Can I touch it?
-Ed Ed: Cock-a-doodle-doo! Cock-a-doodle-doo! Jonny: [to Plank] Do you think he'll lay an egg, buddy?
-Ed Jonny Shwiggety Shwag what's in the bag?
-Ed Boy, Plank. Ever feel as though you might as well be talking to a piece of wood?
-Jonny 2x4 What's cookin' good lookin'?
-Eddy *Sarah hit the camera and it wents flying then hits the ground* Oh Dear!
-Edd Sarah will tell mom and mom will tell dad and dad will say "not now I just got home from work"!
-Ed Gravy.
-Ed Bingo!
-Eddy Is it so wrong to be liked?
-Ed Down, Ed! Down!
-Edd Yuck! You smell like cheap shampoo! (Runs away) I'm tearing
-Jimmy I glued a block of wood to Johnny's foot!
-Ed Filthy animals do not belong in Ralphs shed!
-Ralph Double D: Shall we unpack?
Eddy: Don't break a nail.
-Double D and Eddy The moon resembles half-eaten cheese
-Ralph Shut up, Ed
-Eddy That was predictable. Ed you pig!
-Eddy Gassy
-Ed Pardon my English, but get real Eddy!
-Double D SHUT UP, DOUBLE D!!!
-Eddy No, the accordian, yes.
-Ralph Eddy: Do you ever turn off?
Double D: It's a curse, I'm afraid
-Eddy and Double D They're cardboard Ralph, get a grip
-Kevin Double D, get off!
-Nazz Ed: Where's Eddy?
Double D: Stuck to the bottom of your foot like an old gum wrapper.
-Ed and Double D Really? Spirits from the dead?
-Jonny 2x4 It's times like these I'm glad I'm an only child
-Double D Why are you dorks on my lawn?
-Kevin Eddy: Filthy, filthy, filthy. Ed: That's something I'd expect from Double D. Eddy: Don't remind me.
-Eddy and Ed Edd:That's really something I'd expect from you, Ed. Ed: That's something I'd want to do
-Edd It's our boyfriends!
-Kankers It's our boyfriends!
-Kankers Why are you dorks on my lawn?
-Kevin What a tree bark.' 'Sap, Ed. Sap.
-Ed Eddy I'm the doctor and I say he's dead.
-Sarah Double D get out of my room.
-Sarah This is a dorkfest.
-Kevin But,Sarah, It wasn't me.I always put the seat down!
-Ed 1+1= one on a bun!
-Ed (Puts shoes on ears) Polly want a cracker! Arf arf arf! tweet tweet tweet!
-Ed Pink belly!
-Ed Edd is running around a tree with broccoli in his hand. Eddy, "Keep running Edd, you almost got me" Ed "i'm gonna get you Eddy!" *laughs*
-Ed and Eddy I AM A COWBOY!!! BANG!! BANG!!
-ED Big butt. So what?
-Ed HELP! THE STAIRCASE IS EATING ME!
-Eddy Eddy: (Crazy) Will you marry us? Double-D: I'm not registered for that.Eddy: Then we'll elope!
-Eddy Double-D All except EEnE: Whizz whizz, it's time to whazz!
-All except EEnE Look at the size of this footprint, I haven't seen feet this big since my great-grandmother!
-Rolf 'Jonny, get out of there!' 'Why?' ' 'Cause I said so!' ' Why?' ''Cause you're bugging us!' 'Why?' ''Cause you're stupid!' '(slight pause) Why?'
-Sarah Jonny Edd: Did you know that shadow puppetry is one of the oldest forms of entertainment?
Ed: Like walnuts?
-Edd and Ed *double-d leaves*
eddy: whats up with double-d.
ed: maybe his mom is calling [imitates mother]"edward come home and tickle your feet!
-ed to eddy eddy: now...what do girls like?
ed:oh oh i know, sarah likes to see me eat yogurt from my belly button!
-ed to eddy this is bad guys! sarah will tell mom, mom will tell dad, and dad will just sit there and read the newspaper all day!
-ed to edd and eddy Hey, look it's our husbands!
-Kanker Sisters eddy:now...we need wood.
ed:[gets something from trash can] i found wood!
eddy:show me it!
ed: here it is!
eddy: ed, thats a popsicle stick.
-ed and eddy edd:*plans an assault on the urban rangers*
eddy:you hear that...it sounds like no one carring!
-edd and eddy Nazz: Next, is Rolf. And your word is... (Trying to say Colonial) Co- lon-i Edd: Colonial. Nazz: Right on, Double-D.
-Nazz Edd (Ed has a vision of Eddy and Double-D frolicking in the flowers) Aw... Isn't that sweet?
-Ed excuse me, but has my shirt become a door mat to everyone's filthy shoes.
-edd Eddy: coughs, "oh it must be this malaria double Dee I'll just go take a laxative"
-Eddy Ah. May I borrow your rump?
-Rolf That's disgusting!
-Edd *hiccup* Oh dear! *hiccup* Oh my!
-Edd I must extract the vemon before it spreads through his veins! Like in the movies.
-Ed Eddy: Santa don't know squat! Ed: DON'T EVER SAY THAT, EDDY!
-Ed, Eddy Kevin: I'll give you a jawbreaker if you go inside the house.
Eddy: Well, maybe some other time. Ed needs me to change the newspaper under his bed.
Ed: Changed it this morning, Eddy!
-Kevin, Eddy, Ed NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD!
-Double D I'm surrounded by idiots.
-Double D Listen to the clams gurgle in the bucket, Plank.
-Johnny 2x4 Ed:Listen.(He shakes a baby rattle)
-Ed Ed:Who's gonna help me butter my toast?
Edd:Time heals all wounds,Ed.
-Ed and Edd I'm sure you'll agree Niccolo Paganini was no sissy!
-Edd Position and pose starts by fanning your toes and placing your left foot right.
-Ed I need cash because I am short
-Ed (pretending to be Eddy) Did you eat the sun again eddy?- edd Edd: "Ed, you don't know where that's been!"
Ed: "Oh, it's right here, Double D." "Gravy: G-R-A-V-I." -Edd. eddy:shut up,ed i am ed
-ed jimmy:sarah,where do babys come from? sarah:beats the heck outa' me jimmy
-jimmy and sarah I want free popcorn, I want free popcorn. What do I look like, some popcorn fairy?
-Eddy Nazz: Oh, cool. Victor changed his name to Nazz, just like me! Rolf: Are you weak in the upper story?
-Nazz and Rolf
Oh, look, I'm a little acorn; and when I grow up, I want to be...A TREE! Acorn, BECOMES A TREE! Acorn, BECOMES TREE!
Acorn...TREE!
-Edd during the scavenger hunt How are we supposed to get ahead in life if you keep WRECKING EVERYTHING?!
-Eddy Enough, Eddy! My mind is riddled with unpleasant images!
-Double D This movie sucks eggs.
-Kevin I know it was you that went to Bobby Blabby, with that hairy legs story,monkey face!-Nazz 1 2 got some blues 3 4 at the store 5 6 it really stinks
-ED Gutter ball
-ED The school will tell Sarah and Sarah will tell mom and mom will tell dad and he'll just sit there and watch TV I am a piggy
- Jimmy Not today eddy i,m flying solo
-ED 1 2 got some blues 3 4 at the store 5 6 it really stinks ED- sarah will tell mom and i'll be grounded EDD- but ed you've already been grounded
ED and EDD Did you eat the sun again eddy? - Edd feel the wind, plank!
- jonny 2 by 4 fly chicken fly aw the chicken gon dead
-ED Rolf: Rolf would have taken a simple no, not today, yes? Double-D:(as the Eds are flying through the air) WE'RE BEING PROPELLED INTO OUTER SPACE! Double-D:(as the Eds are flying through the air) WE'RE BEING PROPELLED INTO OUTER SPACE! Ed: (Terrified after learning that cartoons weren’t real) Say it isn’t so Eddy! Eddy: Yup, growing up sure stinks. (Friends song) When you stub your toe, and it hurts you know, FRIENDS ARE THERE TO HELP YOU When you trip on your face, and your teeth are misplaced, FRIENDS ARE THERE TO HELP YOU When your flyin' low and your givin' a show FRIENDS ARE THERE TO HELP YOU When you take off your shoe, and your feet smell PU! FRIENDS ARE THERE TO HELP YOU! Mr.Yum Yum? Who Ed?
-Eddy Squish ,squash, squish,squash! I want to eat your bellybutton Squish ,squash, squish,squash! I want to eat your bellybutton
-Jonny Snores fill! - Kevin "Hello, echo, my name is Ed!" -Ed Ed: "Wake up, Eddy. Stop being unconscious now." If you can't beat 'em......Show 'em! - Eddy A DICKY BOW?!? They still make these? - Eddy I'm not registered for that - Edd (Double D) YOUR SISTER HAS A CRUSH ON DOUBLE D! - Eddy Buzz, buzz, buzz off Johnny! - Johnny 2x4 Relax, anybody can fool Johnny 2x4. - Eddy You have...one eyebrow, ha ha! And no chin. - Eddy Guilty as charged, I'm a piggy. - Jimmy You shouldn't tell Johnny to buzz off, Kevin - Nazz PUSH THE STUPID STINK BOMB! - Eddy Behold.....THE EL MONDO STINK BOMB! - Eddy I require the LARGE Ed boy! - Rolf I dare you to......SKIP YOUR TURN! - Kevin BEDTIME NOW MISTER! - Nazz I HATE CRIBIGE! - Eddy It must be 3 O'Clock. Johnny always naps at 3 O'Colck. - Edd (Double D) NO! I'M TOO YOUNG!......AND HANDSOME! - Eddy WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE BROKE!?! HEY! If you're lookin' for charity, call Kids next door. They're cheap! - Eddy (Holding missletoe above Eddy) You know what happens under the missletoe, right Eddy? - Nazz "Chunky Puffs! Yum yum yum!"
- Ed JAWBREAKERS!
-Ed and Edd and Eddy Ed: "My fantasy came true. I am buttered toast!" Ed: "Let's sing a song!" Jonny 2x4: "Listen to the clams gurgle in the bucket, Plank." Rolf: "The burden of hospitality is too great for Rolf!" Ed: Flounder! Ed: "Got any dip?"
Kevin: I'll dip you, ya dork. Edd: "I'm surrounded by idiots." Ed: "But I am grounded, Eddy!" Eddy: "I'm a minor, stop!" Eddy: "Pancakes give me gas." Whats this. This is a ladel! THIS IS A TUB FULL OF GRAVY!
Double D You ate Jim!
Double D Nazz: "That's so hip!"
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