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Lets play which one is hikaru and kadru game!- hikaru and kadru cake! cake! - hunny Welcome to the ouran host club!:The members of the host club Stop imagining werid stuff! Thats why you keep getting called a pervert!- Haruhi We're the keepers of fun and joy! - hikaru and kaoru Haruhi: Senpai can you not increase the amount of trash here?
Tamki: Its not trash. Its a home for a hamser
Haruhi: Senpai you don't have a hamster
Tamki: Im not your senpai, im juts someone you know Haruhi: Aren't we your friends?? tamki: Its c-cute! super cute! Tamki: Thats cheap! Thats cheap! Thats cheap! Thats cheap... mori: yeah kaoru: Ouran
hikaru: Ouran
Mori: Ouran (very low)
Kyoya: Ouran
Hunny: Ouran!!
Tamki: Ouran
(everyone):Host club...Welcome!
haru-chan! haru-chan!- hunny Rich basters: Haruhi Tamki: Jealous?
Really? Really?! Really haruhi?!!
Haruhi: of course not Do you have dreams on rescuing a princess? I like those! yum yum!-hunny cutomers: OMG brotherly love! haurhi: You two are different even though you look the same Tamki: work like a dog! Tamki: Kyouya! you call the hair designer!
Tamki: Mori-senpai, get some contacts from the nurse!
hunny: tama-chan! what about me?!
Tamki: hunny- senpai you...
Hunny: Yeah?! Yeah?!
Tamki: Eat cake!
Hunny: You know? He said everyone else is busy doing something.
Let see your hikaru (points to kaoru): Woman.
Your wrong old lady: Hikaru and kaoru
Isn't bun bun cute?!-hunny When in roman do what the romans do-tamki Mori:Hunny, your not helping Did that old guy look like hunny?:hikaru We're the hitachin sisters! Which ones beautiful? :Hikaru and Kaoru
Or something like that: hikaru
ohohohohohohohohoho!: Kaoru Your the biggest idiot i know: Haruhi So you were using me?! Mori thats so cruel!-hunny Tamaki: Forget this pool! We'll go this way! (They see crocodiles)
Hikaru & Kaoru: They're over here, too!
Haruhi: And here! Why are there crocodiles?
Kyouya: That pool over there is one for tropical animals, but I guess breeding crocodiles was dangerous after all Shirou: Y-You're the king here? You're not?
Tamaki: Come forward, little lost one. What did you call me now?
Shirou: King.
Tamaki: (Ecstatic) Ohh, king! That's right, I'm the host club king! Haruhi: Mori, you seem to be very close to Honey. Are you two childhood friends?
Hikaru: Those two...
Kaoru: Are cousins.
Haruhi: (Shocked) You're relatives? Hikaru: Listen, just the fact that we're both handsome types and homo scores a lot of points. And while our act that swings between friendship and homo is favorable enough...
Kaoru: In our case we just use the higgest taboo of us being twins as our biggest weapon. Haruhi: Are those tears fake too?
Tamaki: What are you talking about? My tears are always true and authentic. A true host can always shed a tear without resorting to eyedrops. (He sheds a tear) What do you think? Impressed? Fell for me once again?
Haruhi: Not really. Tamaki: "This anime is a school love comedy to begin with. Haruhi and I are the main characters of this love comedy."
Hikaru and Kaoru: "And what are we?"
Tamaki: "Obviously,, you two are homo side characters Tamaki: What's wrong? You have a gloomy face.
Haruhi: Because it's like, everyone's looking at me. Haruhi is troubled...
Tamaki: (Holds her closely) They're looking at you because you're cute. Don't worry. I will protect you.
Haruhi: If you do that, Tamaki. Then thats all Haruhi asks for. Haruhi's going love-love over you, Tamaki! Tamaki: Mom! Haruhi's using foul language!
Kaoru: Mom being...?
Kyoya: Position-wise...probably me Tamaki: I've prepared your costume too, Haruhi! And... It's a paired set with mine!
Haruhi: No thank you. Tamaki: Haruhi...?
Haruhi: Yes?
Tamaki: ...You're a girl? Haruhi: Even though I gave my first kiss to a girl by a weird series of events, the night had a good feel to it. Tamaki: For you, I shall inform you of the punishment for causing a rukus.Now you have to get a thousand customers!!
Haruhi: (Stunned) A-thousand.
Tamaki: Here. (Offers his hand) I'm looking forward to your progress, natural rookie. Your the biggist idiot i know, Tamaki :haruhi You do know, this looks really wrong: hikaru Tamaki: So what type do you fancy? The wild type? The loli-shota type? The little devil type? The cool type? Or how about you try me?
Haruhi:N-no! This is a romance and comedy anime and so far your guys are sexless!: Tamki Hunny: haru chan haru chan! you can call me sister! Renge: (offscreen) Not good! That's not good enough! (High-power Motor)
Haruhi: Renge?! (Renge rises on a platform, from underground) Is this gimmick everywhere or something? Tamaki: (Whispering) Idiots. If Haruhi thinks it's a pool then let it be a pool! Don't make Haruhi feel insulted! It's like the commoners touching knowledge!
Hikaru & Kaoru: Ehhh? But a boat is a boat...
Haruhi: (Overhears) How should I put this... I feel very offended...
Hikaru: Doesn't she fail as a herione for not being scared of anything at all? (Kaoru & Hikaru are showing swimsuits to Haruhi)
Honey: I think... that this kind of swimsuit would suit Haru-chan!
Hikaru: (Disagreeing) You don't really get it Honey. With her flat-board chest, she can fool others just by wearing our uniforms.
Kaoru: And so having her wear a one-piece to expose her meager body would just draw tears.
Kaoru & Hikaru: And so! This seperate swimwear type we carefully chose does a good job covering this problem with frills! (Tamaki inner mind theatre)
Tamaki: (Narrating) And... when the time comes for the sun to set... I will take a walk with Haruhi on the beach...
Haruhi: It's really... a beautiful sunset. I'd want to watch this scene forever.
Tamaki: (Excited) Something like that! I can't hold this feeling in! Tamaki: We were barely saved by commoner wisdom.
Kaoru: That means...
Tamaki: Here, none of our common sense works at all Kaoru: Ahh, so this is Haruhi's house?
Hikaru: It's pretty big. I didn't expect this.
Honey: There're so many rooms!
Kyouya: No, actually this is what they call a commoners' condominium building. Haruhi's home is most likely just one of these units Tamaki: This is nothing more than a "we were in the area and just came by to say hello" type of casual visit. Not at all a research about the quality of life of the Fujioka family! Words like, "pathetic", "tight" and "ragged" are all forbidden!
Honey, Kaoru & Hikaru: Yes, sir! (Two new girls enter the host club)
Tamaki: (Wearing knights armor) Welcome, princesses. Ahh, even if the world would end. I want to be the knight who protects you with his life.
Suzuran: Oh my, "protecting with your life"? Don't you think that's quite arrogant of you? Do you think women will be happy with that? Hinagiku: Beni-bara, you're late.
Suzuran: You problematic person... And where did you pick up such a charming lady?
Beni-bara: Ah, just out there. I could tell immediately, even if she was wearing men's clothes. Behold, her lucid maiden eyes!
Haruhi: Excuse me... Nekozawa: (To himself) I am a wonderful prince-like oniichan... I'm not scared of the light! Evil beam on me!! (Shines a flashlight on his face)
Honey: All right...
Renge: Nekozawa finally... is able to point a flashlight at himself! Tamaki: Lil' kitty, where did you come from?
Kirimi: (Pointing at them) Reverse harem! Tamaki: Kirimi, are you sure you're not mistaking me for someone else? I'm pretty sure I don't have any baby sisters.
Kirimi: You're not my oniichama even though you're blonde? (About to cry)
Tamaki: I... (Also about to cry) Okay. I'm your onichama starting today! Your oniichama! Honey: (Crying) No, Takashi... I don't wan't snacks to be forbidden... It doesn't... hurt... It doesn't hurt!
(Mori takes his cake away) Stop! That's my cake!
Mori: It's forbidden.
Renge: And thus, as cruel as it is... Honey's hell has just begun picinc! picinc! lalala! picnic! picinc! lalala!- tamki, hunny and twins Damn you rich bastards- haruhi Kyoya: Also, to the lady that displays the best dance...To the guest who is chosen as the queen tonight...You should receive a warm kiss from your king on the cheek.
Tamki: Do you best, baby.
(girls scream with joy and some faint) Do you best baby - tamki Haha your really are a hero! - kaoru and hikaru (points to tamki) hey look! a pervert!- haruhi You don't like my bun bun?: hunny Hikaru: (laughing) He really did it!
Kaoru: (laughing) Of course they'll know! Of course they'll know! A little pay back for calling us the homosexual character! - hikaru customer: Oh, what a deal! ill take a hundred!
haruhi: oK, thatll be Y8,000,000
customer: Whaa?
-customer, haruhi Tamki: Dude? Nnnoo...
-tamki
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