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Later, loser!
-Kate ''I think it is time for Phase Two.'' ''Does Phase Two involve cookies?''
-Miranda Gordo Jo McGuire: Well, I can't speak for Lanny. Sam McGuire: Somebody's got to.
-Jo McGuire Sam McGuire Teacher: Surely you must be joking... Matt: No, and uh, don't call me Shirley!
-Teacher Matt M: You're stupid L: Sometimes it might seem that way. M: No, you really are.
-Matt Lizzie Yeah, well, there's lots of weird stuff in this world - tofu bacon, hairless cats, country music.
-Gordo 'You smell like a... a pine tree.' 'That's because I'm wearing a car air freshener.'
-Miranda Gordo This is sooo totally coolie!
-Lizzie 'Snot-faced snot-head?' 'Okay, but I think I made my point.'
-Lizzie Miranda She used to live up there. Now she lives out there--on the street! The horror!
-Miranda Lizzie: What would help you study? Ethan: Cheerleaders. Lizzie: OK, Cheerleaders, Ethan needs cheerleaders.
-Lizzie Ethan Larry: So Lizzie, do you think I have a chance with Miranda?
-Larry Glimmerfoe! Art thou still in the toilet?
-Larry Tudgeman What did Kate do to get held back in kindergarten? Fail naptime?
-Toon Lizzie I WANT MY MATTY! I WANT MY MATTY!
-Jo McGuire This can't be happening!
-Lizzie Matt: "No more gravy!" Gordo: [to Lizzie] Parents scrape and sacrifice to provide us with shelter, support and guidance, and in return, we have as little to do with them as possible. It's nature's law.
Miranda: Yeah. It's like you come home and they ask, "What did you do today?" and we say "Mmm, nothing." And they ask, "Well, what are you doing tonight?" 'n we say, "I dunno!" And they ask, "Why don't you ever talk to us?" We say, "Why can't you just leave me alone!" And you run upstairs.
Gordo: As little communication as possible. It prepares us for marriage.
Miranda: I need you to be there, without actually being there.
- Miranda Sanchez Gordo: "I guess Kate does sortof give off some visual signals which imply a biologically nuturing capability."
Miranda: "We get it Gordo! She's stacked!"
Gordo: "Yes, yes she is!" Lizzie: Bark. I said bark. Bark like dogs. Jo McGuire: I can't speak for Lanny.
Sam McGuire: Somebody's got to.
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