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i don't know if this is such a good idea Tommy.
-Chuckie Finster A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do!
-Tommy Pickles Kon Flabbit!
-Grandpa Lou poopy.
-Baby Dil MEGA DIAPER BABIES!
-Tommy, Phil, Lil, and Chucky Tommy, I want you to stop taking your diaper off and I'm not kidding.
-Stu Pickles You want to push the button Philip? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BUTTON!
-Lil Chucky, if we want to get a ticket we have to go fast. (Sirens) See? Now we're gonna get a ticket!
-Tommy When I was a kid, Christmas was always kind of disappointing. The best gift I ever got was a rubber glove and a tongue depressor.
-Chaz Finster I'm gonna wear my diapers forever!
-Chucky Part of growing up is doing things that you have to do, not just doing whatever you want.
-Drew I think you've been watching too many cartoons.
-Drew If your brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough power to drive around a penny
-Chuckie (singing) I'm just a dinosaur, I don't know what I'm for, I like to stomp and ROAR...Hey! I'm just a dinosaur!
-Reptar A word of caution if you please, don't kiss the cat when it has fleas.
-Mr. Sing a happy, happy, hapy, happy, happy, happy song...
-The Dummi Bears Bring fresh diapers!
-Phil & Lil Leave them little kids alone
-Susie Nakie is good. Nakie is free. Nakie is...NAKIE!
-Tommy Pickles Huskie's Choice, makes your dog run faster and jump higher. So good, makes you wish you were a dog.
-Dog food commercial It's raining, it's pouring! The old man is boring! He stayed in bed and stayed in bed and never went exploring!
-Angelica (praying) King Fisher 9,000! King Fisher 9,000!
-Grandpa Lou See---spot---run. Spot---runs---fast. RUN SPOT RUN!
-Dean Cynthia-tron, it's time for us to destroy those Mega Diaper Babies.
-Angelica (as Angelitron) NO MORE BLOCKY AND OXWINKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Lou My name is...My name is...My name is... (faints)
-Phil Thorg hungry! Thorg want eat!
-Thorg Angelica: After all, I'm playing the most dangerous game of all! Chuckie: Musical Chairs?
-Angelica and Chuckie Peanut! Get'cher peanut!
-Chuckie My daddy says your show is the biggest gravy-train in town.
-Angelica Don't be a baby!
-Tommy AAAH! I've been branded!
-Chucky Thanks be to god
-Minka BANANA!" "Quack!
-angelica and Chuckie I'm cold and hungry. And I think I need a new diaper.
-Phil I WANNA GO ON THE NAUSE-E-O-WHIRL! I WANNA GO ON THE NAUSE-E-O-WHIRL!
-Angelica What you talkin' 'bout, Baldy?
-Lil My country, tears of thee Sweet land of lizardy A bee I sing. Land all my father buys, Land of my chillin' pies, For every mountain's eyes Let freedom riiiiiing!
-Angelica I hope Grandpa comes back with anything other than 40 boxes of "Fudgy Dingaling Bars."
-Didi I'm so hungry, I could eat a hog, head first!
-Mr. Mucklehoney My name is Patty Pants, and I need a new diaper!
-Patty Pants Angelica. YOU'RE the one with Rhyno-Plasty!
-Charles Crandall Finster Chuckie Angelica: Chutes chutes chutes. Susie: Ladders ladders ladders. I win!
-Angelica and Sisie What rhymes with (blows a raspberry)?
-Taffy Tommy: "I did it! I did it! I did it! I---" (tummy bubbles) Angelica: "Heeheeheeheehee!"
-Tommy and Angelica Silly me my name is Tommy. My diaper smells like old salami. I have no hair, I don't care. WAH! I want my mommy!
-Tommy I love you! Can I have a hug?!
-Goober the Gopher I'm Randy Panda! I'm Randy Panda! I'm Randy Panda!
-Randy Panda What am I, chopped slivers?
-Angelica Just answer one thing to me, Tommy... just answer one thing. (yelling) Why do I have to be Stinky?
-Chuckie AAAH! I'M TURNING INTO A CHICKEN!
-Angelica No, snookums; toilet paper is for cleaning messes, not making them.
-Didi Pickles Stay away from squiggly worms; theyr'e full of dirt and yucky ger-ger-ger-ger-germs.
-Mr. Friend Hi, I'm Boppo. Hi, I'm Boppo. Hi, I'm Boppo...
-Boppo (eats bellybutton lint) Yummm! 'Sketti-O's!
-Lil Lil: "Make her pay through the nose!" Chuckie: "I put a penny in my nose once.
-Lil and Chuckie Ven ze child eez bad word saying, you simply sit ze child down, and calmly tell ze child zat ze word eez unacceptable.
-Didi reading a Lipchitz thing AAAAAAAH! MY DAD'S BEEN DECAFINATED!
-Chuckie Chanukah is that special time of year between Christmas and Misgiving when all the bestest holiday shows are on TV.
-Angelica Dumb babies!
-Angelica Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me.
-Angelica OH NO. IT'S WORSE THEN A MONSTER. IT'S ANGELICA
-Chuckie Fly Superthing, fly.
-Kimi Chuckie: Coffee anyone?
Tommy: Sure, I'll have a cup of Jobe
-Chuckie Tommy OINKITY OINKITY
-lIL Nooo. Not the chair! Not the chair!!!!!!
-Anjelica Phil: *Burp.* Kimi: *Burp.* Phil: Woah. She's good.
-Phil and Kimi I'm a big, brave dog.
-Chuckie I AM NOT A AMINAL! I AM A HUMAN BEAN!
-Chuckie Don't be such a dinosaur.
-Lil (as Reptar-Lil) Yucky!
-Dil One, seven, four, three, Angelica was mean to me! Nine, five, eight, two, don't let her sell drinks to you.
-babies Lil: (licking a lemon) The lemons make my face all scrunchy.
-Lil Or maybe last night while we "was" sleeping, the whole world got turned upside down and now the grownups play all day and the kids go to work...
-Tommy Wait for me. I wanna be a reject, too!
-Angelica C. Pickles Cheeze? Where?
-Lipchitz Bottles are for BABIES, Grandpa. I'm not a baby.
-Angelica WHY CAN'T THEY TELL US APART???!!!
-Phil/Lil Cause when I find out who took her, I'll mash 'em and crash 'em and smash 'em into a million zillion blobs of applesauce!
-Angelica Kon flabbit. Where's my peeps?
-Tommy I wish Tommy WAS a clown. Then we could feed him peanuts." "That's ELEPHANTS, Lilian!" "Oh, yeah.
-Lil and Phil Let's all go to my Grandpa's room, and see if it still smells funny!
-Tommy I'm not Tommy. Wuhahahahahahahahahahaha!
-Clown thing Seriously? Sweey. That is sooo yesterday.
-Cool Teen Cynthia Back off, pigtails!
-Lil Back off, pigtails!
-Lil Look at me, I'm Chuckie-Wuckie. When I barf, it's really yucky!
-cHUCKIE Big to small! Big to small!
-Chuckie If mommies can wear pants and grownups can wear diapers, how come we can't wear dressies?
-Chuckie Wait a minute, If this is the North Pole, where's Santas house? I don't see nothing! No toy factory! No funny little elves! Not even a lame old reindeer turd!
-Angelica Who are you, and WHAT have you done with Scaredy?
-Phil Who are you, and WHAT have you done with Scaredy?
-Phil Who are you, and WHAT have you done with Scaredy?
-Phil Listen and Re-Poop!
-Kimi Drew: Honey, you look a little sick... Angelica: (puking) BLAAHgurglegurglegurgle... Drew: OH NO! All over my favorite sweater!
-Drew and Angelica Chuckie: Does it look like black hair?
Tommy: It looks like...yuck.
-Chuckie and Tommy Josh: We'll split the babies, 50/50.
Angelica: Who gets the heads?
-Josh and Angelica The last time we found something we both liked was a troll costume I wore for my 3rd grade pagent. Actually, I hated that.
-DiDi Charlotte: Say "bye-bye, mommy." Johnathon: Bye-Bye, mommy.
-Charlotte and Johnaton Minka: Boris, did you hurt your "shmegege"?
-Minka Minka: Leap year, schmeap year! Now go turn on the Seed!
Boris: Wait a minute. I have a better idea. Why don't we all take a little nap?
-Minka and Boris (singing) Chuckie's gonna get eated, eated, eated! Chuckie's gonna get eated by the monster under his bed!
-Angelica You babies are so dumb, I'm surprised that you know what end of the bottle to suck on!
-Angelica Don't let the Dibbick's bite.
-Boris DRINK ME!
-Mr. Tippy, the sippy cup Stu! What are you doing wearing that sheet?
-Didi While stars above are burning bright, No evil villain can escape my might, Whether morning, noon, or dead of night, It's Captain Blasto, wrong or right!
-Captain Blasto The water is your friend. The water is your pal. The water will be good to you if you treat it with respect.
-Swimming Instructor That meanie is going down!
-Tommy Halt! I am Reptar!
-Reptar Once upon a time, there was a little bunny who wanted some friends. So he found some friends, and he lived happily ever after. The end.
-Lou Cynthia. She'a a really cool dancer. Cynthia. Boogie to the groove now.
-Cynthia song CYNTHIA!!!!!
-Angelica Phil:[pats diaper] I'm already wet! Lil: [pats diaper] Me too! (both giggle)
-Phil Lil I did it. I actually did it. I disciplined Angelica.
-Drew I remember your husband when he was Tommy's age! He had a face full of oatmeal and a load in his pants!
-Lou Phil: How about you eats the head and I eats the tail? Lil: Ok.
Phil: Um, which one's which?
-Phil and Lil Too big for bottles Too big for bottles. Too big for bottles!
-DiDi My name is boogery Lil, I give all my boogers to Phil. They're yellow an' green if you know what I mean, so I...AND ANGELICA'S THE BEST!
-Lil (Angelica rings Tommy's toy bell) Chickie: Moo!
-Chuckie Chickie: Look! Now they're all on the ground! Phil: (to Lil) Didn't they used to be on the ground?
-Chuckie and Phil Only some of us stay beautiful unless you go and get elastic perjury.
-Angelica (Angelica rings Tommy's toy bell) Chickie: Moo!
-Chuckie I got sand in my pants..Ooh, ugh. I got sand in my pants...I GOT SAND IN MY PANTS!
-Chuckie Tommy: Wow! The vaccuum ate up all those leaves! Lil: I'll bet the vaccuum's tummy hurts too.
-Tommy Lil How *do* they make it green?
-Chuckie DRINK ME!
-Mr. Tippy Sippy Cup Hey, I found a nickel!
-Lil HEEEEYYYY CHUCKAROO!
-Tommy My name is boogery Lil, I give all my boogers to Phil. They're yellow and green if you know what I mean and...um...Angelica's the best!
-Lil (Singing off key into Tommy's screwdriver) It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is boring! He went to to bed and bymped his head and now he won't stop complaining!
-Angelica Did you ever read a book called "The Cat-in-the-Hat?" It changed my life.
-Dean Dil: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
-Dil You can't have me. You can't have me. YOU CAN'T HAVE ME!
-Angelica Not bad, shorty." "(playing copycat) Not bad, snorty.
-Angelica Kimi AH! *stomp* Phew! There was this huge spider, got it though. So what's for dinner?
-Grandpa Angelica: You are such Pre-teens!
-Angelica *in sad tone* Binky bye-bye
-Dil Halt! I am Reptar!
-Reptar Lil: Phil, do you know what daddy's voice looks like? Phil: Nope!
-Lil Phil Student 1:(Cheerfully) Go ahead. Guess what! Student 2: You popped a zit? Student 1: No. Student 2: You're switching dorms? Student 1: No. Student 2: You're switching schools? Student 1: No. (holds up a Calculus test with an "A") Student 2: So what do
-Student 1 Student 2 Chuckie: Hey, Goober, you sure like hugs. Goober: I love you! Can I have a hug?
-Chuckie Goober Phil: I'd never smell anything like this before. (Lil sniffing) Lil: That's you Philip.
-Phil Lil (Baby Angelica grabs for a cookie) DIDI: No, you're too little to have a cookie. (laughs) (Baby Angelica cries and cuts to toddler Angelica crying)
-Didi and Baby Angelica and Toddler Angelica She's gone!!! (cries)
-Angelica He's dead! (cries)
-Chuckie Angelica: No. mommy. The new happy fun phrase is: She thinks we're all little....(A truck goes by and honks loudly as Angelica says a "new word" she learned)
Charolette: AHHHHHH!!!!!
-Angelica and Charolette Matress boy! They'll call me matress boy!
-Chuckie (Singing badly) TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!!!
-Angelica Everythings back to norman!!
-Tommy (about Dil) Phil: "all he does is cry and poop!!" Tommy: "well, so do you!!"
-Phil and Tommy This is more fun than making bubbles in the bathtub!
-Lil Fly, Super Thing, fly
-Kimi Stu: Yes! School is cancelled! Didi: Stu, you're 35-years-old.
-Didi and Stu (After Cynthia falls from the sky) Chuckie: It's a miracle! Phil: Or a low-flying plane.
-Chuckie and Phil Phil: Send in the clowns. Lil: Don't bother; they're here.
-Phil and Lil I don't know why I signed up to do this. I don't like kids anyway.
-Guy Who Plays Reptar P: NUH-UH, LILIAN
L: UH-HUH, PHILIP
-Phil & Lil Angelica: SATCHMO!
Stew: Satchmo the trumpet player? No one is gonna make me potty train! not even the president of the benighted states!
-Chuckie Lil: "I wish tommy was a clown, then we could feed him peanuts!
Phil: "That's elephants, Lilian.
Lil: "Oh yeah" Lil: "what do you wanna do now?"
tommy: "i know, lets go play in spikes house, maybe we'll get fleas!!"
tommy, lil, phil and chuckie: "yayyy!!" (Didi and Stu cradle Tommy, and Angelica, whom is an angel in Tommy's hallucination, notices that he has a grim expression on his face.)
Angelica: Uh-oh. Maybe he isn't faking it!
(Tommy looks even more nauseous, and then...)
Tommy: BLAH! (retches on Angelica)
Angelica: (she has green vomit on her stomach) AAAAH!!! (falls through space)
Drew: (following Angelica) Wait up, Muffin, you're dripping everywhere!
Grandpa: That's my boy! Bopo, he's gone
-Tommy ANGELICA!!!!! That's my name, don't wear it out!!
-all the babies and angelica
Phil: A kid should have fun, not sit inside boppin' his Boppo!! Monster:Knock knock
Boy:Who there?
Monster:Boo
Boy:Boo who?
Monster: What ya crying about? I got cake and Ice cream down here
Boy: Cake and Ice cream? Oh boy! Monster:Hey Chuckie why don't you come down here? I got candy.-monster Chuckie thinks that is under his bed "Coooooookie...cooookie..., cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie"
Angelica Drew: Where's your mother?
Angelica: She's in the shower. She says she has to wash away the stench of failure.
Drew: Uh Oh... Tommy: Hey, Chuckie?
Chuckie: What, Tommy, What? I'm trying to sleep!
Tommy: I was just thinking about green Jello.
Chuckie: Green Jello?
Tommy: Yeah, how do they do it?
Chuckie: Do what?
Tommy: Make it green.
Chuckie: I don't know, Tommy, I'm going to sleep.
[Tommy goes to sleep but Chuckie lies awake wide eyed]
Chuckie: How do they make it green? Angelica: Chanukah is that special time of year between Christmas and Misgiving when all the bestest holiday shows are on TV. Charlotte Pickles: Angel, when you don't share, well, it... it won't look good on the application for Harvard (Phil whispers in Chuckys ear. Chucky is a news anchor)
Chucky: I am now recieving word that if brains were gasoline, Lil wouldn't have enough to drive a motorcycle around a penny. Reptar: Halt, I am Reptar!
Thorg: Thorg hungry, Thorg want eat. I WANT MY REPTAR BAR!!!
-Angelica Didi- Stu, get that diaper off your head, you'll give the kids ideas You get 100 tapes for a penny, and you only have to buy 100 more at regular store prices.
Dee Dee (referring to how she got a The Proud Papas tape). Stupid babies- angelica Whaaaaaa!!!
all four babys "Hey little buddy don't be blue I will sing a song for you"-Mr. Friend Angelica's Mom: "Angelica didn't I tell you not to eat those cookies?!?"
Angelica: "Umm...I don't remeber." Angelica: "Choco....Chocolate Cheese. Yeah!" "You stay out of this okay!?" - Drew Pickles Angelica: All the babies are afraid of Satchmo.
Stu: The trumpet player?
Angelica: No. The monster. ROAR!
- Reptar "Back in my day, I used to work as a carny; I worked day and night and slept with the elephants. If one of them had a bad dream, they'd roll over and squash ya!"
- Grandpa "Thorg Hungry! Thorg Want Eat!"
- Thorg the toy Gorilla Your room is a potty?"
- Tommy "I got up, but my legs feel like Jello; the red kind, not the green kind with bananas that I like."
-tommy Chuckie: Coffee, Tommy?
Tommy: Sure, I'd love a cup of jobe. Didi: I hope Grandpa comes back with anything other than 40 boxes of Fudgy Dingaling Bars.
Stu: I hope they come back.
Angelica: What kind of bozo would not put the key in the package?
Chuckie: Bozo works at the handcuff factory?
Angelica: Do me a favor; just keep quiet for awhile? "You can't punish me; I'm Angelica! Your princess! Your cupcake! Your little tax shelter!"
-angelica Angelica: Do you always do what your mommy tells you?
Tommy: Yes.
Angelica: Well, cut it out!
"You? A superhero? You just looked like you fell into a laundry basket!"
-angelica Stu: The bald guy gave [the action-musical movie The Merminator] "thumbs up".
Grandpa: I bet the fat guy hated it! Angelica: We couldn't sleep 'cause of the Satchmo.
Stu: Satchmo? The trumpet player?
Angelica: No, the monster. Tommy: I was just thinking about green Jello.
Chuckie: Green Jello?
Tommy: Yeah, how do they do it?
Chuckie: Do what?
Tommy: Make it green.
Chuckie: I don't know, Tommy, I'm going to sleep.
[Tommy goes to sleep but Chuckie lies awake wide eyed]
Chuckie: How do they make it green? Chuckie: All this for what?! HUH! A MOOSE?! I don't see any moose. (just as a shadowy figure creeps up behind him) Where's the moose, Tommy? Where? Where?
Tommy: (points behind him) There! Tommy: It doesn't taste too much like chocolate spaghetti, but it dances all the way down Angelica: Do you swear to tell the ruth, the whole ruth, so help you Bob?
Phil and Lil: (both looked confused with their hands raised in the air)
Angelica: (whispering) Just say you do.
Phil and Lil: You Do. Tommy: Come on, Chuckie, don't be a baby Angelica: Reptar bar, Reptar bar, the candy bar supreme! The candy bar that turns your tongue gre-e-en! Didi: I hope Grandpa comes back with anything other than 40 boxes of "Fudgy Dingaling Bars".
Stu: I hope they come back. Grandpa: Halt! Who goes there?
Drew: Hi, Pop.
Grandpa: What's the password?
(Drew holds up a bag of pork rinds)
Drew: Pork rinds?
Grandpa: Bingo! Grandpa: Back in my day, me and my brother Sparky, went trick-or-treating, but it was 15 miles to the nearest house, and we had real tricks, and real ghosts! Patty Pants: My name is Patty Pants, and I need a new diaper!
Stu: She walks! She talks! She wets! She even has realistic diaper rash!
Grandpa: Looks lifelike. Even smells lifelike. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was Tommy Stu (sleepwalking and hears a noise): Drew? This is my cooking show, Drew... Stu: (Cracks eggs while sleepwalking) 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 6 potato, 14 potato, 16 potato, 119 potato...
Chuckie: Whats he talking about?
Tommy: Must be some kind of robot code from Mars Woman Leaving the Theater: Worst theater I've ever been to.
Man With Her: You're telling me; the popcorn here tastes like soda pop. Drew: Come on, Angelica!
Grandpa Lou: Kingfisher 9000! Kingfisher 9000! Kingfisher 9000!
Emcee: TONYA PICKLES!!
Didi: Tonya Pickles? Angelica: If you have to ask, you'll never know! Angelica: Wow! I've never seen anybody barf like that Didi (Pulling off Tommy's wig): Does this look like a Tonya to you? Phil: I hate kissing movies! (Stu and Didi decide to make up a lullaby for Tommy)
Stu: It's your bedtime, champ.
Didi: Uh... let's turn out the lamp.
Stu: You'll feel better tomorrow!
Didi: But this song you can borrow!
Stu: Nice, Deed.
Didi: Thanks.
Stu: If your cheeks are still red,
Didi: And there's heat in your head.
Stu: Then we'll call up the doctor!
Didi: His name's Herman Shockter!
Stu: 'cause you're our little boy.
Didi: You're our pride and joy.
Stu: And we think you're the best...
Didi: So good night, get some rest... Didi: I'm not gonna live up to those mothers on TV.
Betty: C'mon, Deed, TV's TV; we're real. Tommy: Chuckie, Phil, Lil; I got just one word to say to you.
Chuckie, Phil, Lil: What?
Tommy: Dog food.
Phil & Lil: Dog food?
Tommy: Dog food Mr. Mucklehoney: I'm so hungry, I could eat a hog, head first! Phil & Lil: (while Tommy gets the ball, which is in a yard with a mean, growling bull dog) Please don't eat Tommy. Please don't eat Tommy. Please don't eat Tommy Stu: Here you go, boy. Burnt to a crisp, just as you like them. (gives burnt burger to Spike) Angelica: It smells like a baby's room in here! (Opens window)
Tommy: Too cold!
Angelica: Awww, is 'da widdle baby too cold? Tommy: Aw, c'mon. Don't be a baby Angelica: What do you weigh now, 25 pounds? Tommy: Spike already ate all of the food.
Lil: But I wanted to sleep in the flowers.
Angelica: And I wanted to bite the mail man Stu: Good morning, Champ Stu: (as little Red Riding Hood puppet) Why grandma, what big eyes you have.
Drew: (as Big Bad Wolf puppet) Why, thank you
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