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Groovy!
-Earthworm Jim Peter Puppy: Once again, evil is as rotting meat before the maggots of justice!
Earthworm Jim: Thank you for cramming that delightful image into my brain, Peter.
-Peter & Jim Peter Puppy: What I'm eating? Haggis? What's that?
-Earth Worm Jim Superheroes and their evil twins go together like peanut butter and... um... evil peanut butter!
-Earthworm Jim Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed since you can *actually see them*.
-Narrator Trout: Fear not, small fragrant one. Those who flow with the waters of the trout shall perservere. Those who would use the trout for evil shall be destroyed upon the lathe of heaven...-Jim: Gosh! Really?
-Giant Fur-bearin' Trout and Jim It's HAGGIS! The heart, lungs and liver of a sheep boiled in its own stomach.
-Earthworm Jim I'm proud to live in a nation where anyone, regardless of species, can BUY a college education.
-Earthworm Jim Once again, the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!
-Peter Puppy Guard 1: Did a giant worm, a talking dog, and a smiling booger just walk by here?- Guard 2: Mm-hmm.-Guard 1: (on phone) Hello? DNA Lab? Whatever you're doing down there... CUT IT OUT?
-Security Guards Great. The day is only begun, and already your mind has snapped like a dry and brittle twig.
-Peter Puppy The wages of sin are death, but the hours are great.
-PsyCrow Maximum suckage...
-PsyCrow You betcha! Or the bandsaw of paradise! Or maybe even the great cordless beltsander of nirvana! It's got three speeds!
-Giant Fur-bearin' Trout Hey you... thing-taker guy!
-Evil Jim Jim: Whaddya mean, you won't take my reservation? Of course I'm the King of Spain! Listen: "Soy el rey de esponja."-Pete: Uh, Jim, you just told him you're the King of Sponge.
-Jim and Peter Puppy You're gonna hit me real hard now, aren't ya?
-PsyCrow You leave my monkey out of this!!
-Proffesor Monkey-for-a-Head AAAAHH! A rock! AAAHH! A fog! AAAHH! Air! AAAHH! Something green! AAAHH! Something not green!
-The Planet of very easily Frightened Jim: It was up to me now. After the hours of sweat and training, the nights flippin' flap jacks at the diner. It all came down to this one hit. (Do, do do) At last I was apart of the big league.... To-bad-I-didn't-read-the-lable-at-the-top-of-the-box.
-Jim Brain 1: I'm hungry. Brain 2: I'm cold. Brain 3: I'm itchy. Brain 4: Where are the girls?
-Jim's 4 brains Brain 1: Huh? Brain 2: Huh? Brain 3: Huh? Brain 4: Girls?
-Jim's 4 brains Orb Creature: I have been trapped in that orb for eons, forced to do the biding of others. But now the warmth of your butt; has freed me. I shall fullfill my distiny, and bring about an era of perfect harmony to the universe. Jim: Check it out Peter! All
-Orb Creature *runs around crazily* "BRAIN! FREEZE!"
-Jim Go Forth, My Minions, And Destory. Destroy! DESTROY!
-Bob The Killer Goldfish A Minor SetBack...
-Evil The Cat Jim: Quick, little buddy! Whip me! Whip me!
Peter: I beg your pardon?
Jim: I mean, use me like a whip!
Puppy: Oh! Heh. Right.
-Earthworm Jim & Peter Crimeny! Something smells like prehisoric cheese. OH MY SOD! IT'S ME!!!!!!
-Earthworm Jim What do you mean "Invalid Perimeters"?! 9,000 gigs of RAM and can't answer a simple question!
-Earthworm Jim Psycrow: Didn't your mama ever tell you to watch where you're running?
Jim: Mama didn't have a mouth.
-Psycrow and Jim Professor Monkey-For-A-Head: "Curses! I'll get you for this, Earthworm Jim!"
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