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The Angry Beavers Quotes

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Your underwear says Wednesday? Thats strange. Mines say October.
- Daggett
spooty spooty spoot-head!
-Norbert & Daggett
Whoo! That was NUTS!
-Daggett
Norbert is NOT a bed wette!
-Norbert
Easy Clone! Easy Clone! First there's one! Then there's two! Easy Clone!
-Dagget
It's the beaver way
-Norbert
Dag, if you bop me again I'LL BOP YOU INTO LAST WEEK!!!!
-Norb
Biiiig Hug!
-Norbert
Desperate times call for desperate desperateness.
-Dagget
Get off me bloomin' flowers!
-Dagget
Norbert: Dagget!!!
Dagget: Oooops!
-Norbert & Dagget
He'll kill you with kindness
He'll kill you with a grin
Kid Friendly
Don't you mess around with him.
-Singers in the Kid Friendly Episode
It's time for the Weather Report. And the forcast says there's a 100% chance of PAIN!!!!
-Treeflower
Baby Dagget: Mine!!
Baby Norbert: Not cool.
-Baby Dagget & Baby Norbert
(as Dagget): Eeh! I forgot how to breath! Help me remember! I'm so stupid! Eeh!
-Norbert
Okay!...you sold me!
-Barry
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! I MUST ANNOY YOU!!!!
-Dagget
The Howler Leeches are coming!!

Send more money, I'll send more stuff!
-Conspiracy Kevin
Norbert is NOT a bed-biter
-Norbert
Dag! How long have we been asleep?!?!?!
-Norbert
... For I am Baron Bad Beaver, master of really, terrible, evil... things...
-Norbert as Baron Bad Beaver
Daggett: (milking a cow) Come on, Bossy, get with the moo juice!
-Daggett
What in the name of Kenneth Tobey's cardboard belt are you two doing here?
-Daggett
Oh, by the way, its me, Bing, by the way." "What do you want Bing-by-the-way?
-Bing and Daggett
Spawn means...uh...Smashing...Property...And, uh...Whomping...Norb!
-Dagget
Whoah, that was nuts!!! (falls down) EEEE!!!!!
-Daggett
Daggy-Poo!!
-Norb
What in the name of Daniel Boone mosy undies are you doing, Norbert?!
-Daggett
To the pointy wezel sneaking around in the packing foam:...
-Norbert
Avast com a, half dead but still fearless sidekick!
-Muscular Beaver
Those are some negative waves, baby
-Harrington (Big Byoo-Tox)
Go pick me a lume
-Norbert
Norbert: You should buy a new brain.
Daggett: Can you do that? ......like on the internet?
-Daggett & Norbert (on New Years)
Daggit: Yeah? Well, I know that my friend St- Stue- Stump!
Norbit: You can't even remember his name!
Stump:.......
*Norbit laughing his head off*
Norbit: Oh Stump! You tell the most coolest jokes!
Norbert: "Dag, how long have we been awake?!?!"
Daggett: "Woo! Woo!"
-Daggett & Norbert
"MUSCULAR BEAVER WOOSH!"

-Dagget (As Muscular Beaver)

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