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I'm your worst nightmare.
-Batman I am vengeance! I am the night! I AM BATMAN!
-Batman This is how I'll always remember you--- surrounded by winter, forever young, forever beautiful. Rest well, my love. The monster who took you from me will soon learn that revenge is a dish... Best served cold.
-Mr. Freeze Jingle Bells! Batman smells! Robin laid an egg! The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got awaaay!
-The Joker He's ripping me off. I'll protest. Yeah. I'll sue. Then, I'll rip his lungs out. And I will, too.
-The Joker Oh please, Mr. Kaiser. You of all people should have realized there'd be a joker in the deck.
-Joker Francis: "Great Scots!"
Joker: "Actually, I'm Irish."
"But hey, that's the downside of comedy, you're always taking shots from people who don't get the joke. Like my dad, or Batman."
-The Joker "They sure don't make straight jackets like they used too. I should know." -The Joker "Welcome, my eboned-winged adversary. You have taken the bait as I knew you would. Now, prepare to meet your end within in my aviary of...Doom!"
-The Penguin "Are you the dreamer or merely part of someone's dream?"
-The Mad Hatter "Sorry for the intrusion sir, but at least you've been robbed by a man with impeccable taste."
-The Penguin "Like you said detective: This is not over."
-R'as Al Ghul
Poison Ivy: "Long time no see, Harv. You're still looking half-good."
Two-Face: "Half of me wants to strangle you..."
Poison Ivy: "And what does the other half want?
Two-Face: To hit you with a truck!
Poison Ivy: "We used to date."
Joker & Penguin: Ah.
"You're mighty in Gotham, Batman but in Wonderland, The Mad Hatter reigns supreme!"
-The Mad Hatter The Joker: "You killed Captain Clown! YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!!! Just for that, Batman..." Two-Face: "Get out of my face!"
Joker: "Which one?" Harley Quinn:I,m having a bad day! I,m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over and blow me up! I didn't even get to keep my new dress and I actually paid for it!
-Harley Quinn
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