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This is Johnny Gomez saying good fight, goodnight!
-Johnny Gomez WOW. He beat him harder than I beat my wife.
-Nick Diamond And thats the bottom line because stone cold said so.
-Stone Cold [to Bette Midler] Hey, Midler! You got a wide load sign for that ass?
-Cher [to Steven Spielberg] Good evening, Steven. Welcome to Alfred Hitchcock Presents... your death.
-Alfred Hitchcock [to a ripped Spice Girl] Looks like we'll have to change her name to "Shorty Spice".
-Johnny Gomez Yes, I called her ugly, but I should have called her a pig! I should have called her a hideous, swirly moonie face! I hate her, I hate her! Aaaaaaaaaah!
-Anna Kournikova You know what the difference between your book and mine is? MINE WEIGHS MORE.
-Mankind Mills Lane: Let's get it on.
-Mills Lane Chris rock: im so lucky, pennys throw me into lakes, im so luckey, rabbits rub my feet.
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