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Oh, Archiekins!
-Veronica bbbbbut veronica can you see you've changed, your different now. I'm not different your different . You all are your punie and weak and I don't date weaklings.
-Archie and Veronica Veronica are you all right (archies look ups at her). Why of Course (Loud Stomps of feet of veronica walking)(BOOM BOOM BOOM) Some guy screams and runs away. Veronica gets ready to jump in pool (she says Oh yeah). Big Splash. Archie looks sc
-Archie and Veronica and some guy and other people Hey, Pop, speed it up! I'm burning daylight here. I've got people to go, and places to meet!
-Reggie Mantle Bad mutated alligator!
-Jughead Jones Reggie: I just kill me! Archie: I understand the impulse.
-Reggie Archie J: Hi, Reggie. R: [dressed as a werewolf] Ah, man! How did you know it was me? J: Besides the fact that you've always come to Veronica's parties dressed up as a werewolf?
-Jughead Reggie [at the end of every episode] In a little town called Riverdale.
-Archie Veronica: My pendant! Jughead: My Peanut! Archie: My goodness!
-Veronica Jughead Archie [has been transformed into a vampire] It's your old friend, Vampronica!
-Veronica I think I just put my hand where too many hamburgers have gone before.
-Archie Andrews We'll be back faster than you can say, "Pythagorean Theorem."
-Dilton Doiley Archie: You sat in front of that television for 12 hours? Jughead: That's why they call it a marathon. Archie: No, that's why they call it the boob tube!
-Archie Jughead Betty Cooper: Veronica, never go running into a crowd of you!
-Betty I am the only one who is still me... Well, technically everyone else is me.
-Veronica Lodge Why do houses burn down but paper burns up? If "he" is a "him", why isn't "she" a "shim"?
-Jughead Archie, Jughead! My pals! [to werewolf] Eat *them*! Eat *them*!
-Reggie Mantle 'Wait! Aren't you going to volunteer to stay behind?' 'Sorry, I'm allergic to fur and having my legs ripped off.'
-Archie Jughead Great. I finally meet a girl who likes me, and it turns out she's the teacher who made me retake geography in summer school.
-Reggie Mantle Archie: Reggie, why do you have to always point up everyone's mistakes? Reggie: Because I'm better than everyone.
-Archie Reggie Archie Andrews: [about Reggie] He's got a case of terminal jerkiositude.
-Archie Andrews What happened to the good old days when Jughead was the only weirdo in town?
-Veronica Reggie:Sharp as ever! Betty: Unlike your brain, which is as dull as ever.
-Reggie Betty (Loud Foot Stomps)(Steps on garbage can)Leave My Party Will They(Crushes Garbage can with hand)(throws it on ground)(steps on another can with loud stomps) Think they can put me at the bottom of the social foodchain well ill show them ( twists pole) Epsod
-50 foot Veronica Oh My Party Is Not Good Enough For You Huh! (Boom Boom Boom) Well No One Stops Veronica Lodge (Boom!)(Cars Shake) (Mad Face) (Crushes Car With Hand) (Boom Boom) (Knocks Chimmney Off) Pulls Board Off) (Boom Boom)
-Veronica-- 50 Ft (Boom Boom) (Bends Over Two Poles) Ah Friskos Fashions Time To Show Those Hacks (Boom Boom Boom) (Lifts Off Roof) (Grabs Dresses) If I Cant Wear A Size 7 No One Can
-Veronica--50 Ft Archie at commercial break: "Don't go away. We'll be right back." Betty at commeracial break: "Don't touch that remote. We'll be right back."
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