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It's a soul train. Beep, beep. Then I'm boared.
-Daria Oh... I see. All right, then. It's a guy and a girl and they're discussing... a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.
-Daria Daria? (pause) Daria. (pause) Talking toilet?
-Jane Jane - You know, being a post-apocalyptic town is going to be cool. Other towns will be scared of us.
Daria - I'm sure they already are.
-Daria & Jane Jake - How come Quinn never introduces us to her friends?
Daria - Why don't you ask the little people who live in your potatoes?
-Daria & Jake You're following me!!"
"We go to the same school.
-Daria and Quinn I'm the misery chick!
-Daria Jane: You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains
-Jane Did you know that Pore Refiner backwards was Renifer Erop?
-Jane Daria: "Maybe hanging out with my family won't be so bad..."
Jane: "I'm afraid the fever has reached your brain and you must be destroyed."
-Jane & Daria
Quinn, I want my lotion back
-Quinns friend Some Guy: You know what they say, 'A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. Jane: Not if you're diabetic.
-Some Guy and Jane Guitar Player: We went over this hill and all we found was corn, it wasn't very helpful. "Helpful Corn" that's a good name for a band.
Trent: Better then "Mystic Spiral"?
-Trent and Guitar player Jane: So. You want to go?
Daria: I would rather eat glass.
Boy: Hey ladies! Where have you been all of our life?
Daria: Waiting here for you. We were born in this room, Grow up in this room and now that you have arrived our lifes can began. Brittney: I like being the host at parties! Its easier to come home from!
Daria: Thats a circle.
Brittney: More like a square to me
Daria: Circles have no sides.
Brittney: So? Daria: "I can just see the headline: 'Quaterback and others perish'." Brittany: *talking about Kevin* "He'd make a wonderful father."
Daria: "To a coconut."
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