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Goooooo byebye~! Yaaaadadadadadadada~!
-Animal Is everything alright in here?
-Nanny Yipee Skipee
-Piggie Wakka Wakka Wakka!
-Fozzie Buzz off, Kermit. Can't you see I'm dancing with the frog of my dreams?
-Miss Piggy I say it was a little tadpole and it went down a tadpole hole and unless you want to get shoved down a weirdo hole YOU'D BETTER KEEP QUIET!!
-Miss Piggy To Gonzo: "Take that blueberry beak"
-Miss Piggy Oh, Kermey
-Miss Piggy YES NANNY!
-All the Muppets Meep meep meep!
-Beeker Come on, bust a move, will ya? Heard that on MTV.
-Gonzo Gonzo: Hey, stay in focus. You're fuzzy.
Fozzie: No way, Gonzo. I'm not Fuzzy, I'm Fozzie.
-Gonzo and Fozzie Piggy: I know what Kermit's wish is. It's that we get married.
Kermit: I don't wanna waste a wish.
-Piggy and Kermit What do you call a yo-yo that goes down but won't come up? A yo. Wokka wokka wokka.
-Fozzie Weird is my middle name.
-Gonzo Awww, she called me a nerd. Next I'll be the nerd of her dreams.
-Gonzo What food do you eat with your mouth open? Give up? *see* food. Get it? Wokka, wokka, wokka.
-Fozzie Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Wokka wokka wokka.
-Fozzie Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them, what would you have?" "He'd have a tummy ache. Get it? Ha ha. Wokka wokka wokka.
-Piggy and Fozzy Sheesh!
-Kermit Maybe my brain isn't working right." "Your brain's never worked right, Gonzo." "Oh yeah, I forgot.
-Gonzo and Rowlf Chessebuger, Chessebuger, Chessebuger
-Gonzo I'm sorry for giving you an F Fozzie.
-Miss Piggy Not again. Gonzo, you're supposed to be the Great Kong, not 'King Kong'.
-Skeeter Gonzo:PHow about whispering some sweet things in my ear Piggy Pie
Baby Piggy:How aboout I thtrow some sourdough in your ear instead noodlenose
Beaker:meep-meep
Bunsen:No Beaker this is my latest invention Gonzo: Okay your time has com flat face!
Piggy: Flat Face
Babies: Gonzo
Piggy: Ohhhhhhhh!
Skeeter: Neato Fidido! Fozzie: What do you call a comedian who is not funny?
Animal: Fozzzzie. Kermit: C'mon are you a man or a mouse?
Fozzy: Got any cheese? "Oatmeal! Oatmeal!...What!?!? I was out of mush" -Gonzo (driving a dog sled)
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