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Let's light this candle.
-George Feeny I am Plays With Squirrels
-Eric Matthews But TV's not funny. Cory's life is funny
-Morgan It's hard to imagine you as a boy. Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny?
-Cory Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a Slurpee.
-Mr.Feeny Is it just me or does anyone else wanna hurl from boredom?
-Cory That's just what I want - to be Topanga's boyfriend. And then we can name our children Chubaka and Plankton
-Cory If stupidity were in the Olympics, you'd win a Nobel Prize
-Eric With this outfit and this hair? Hello, buh-bye, I am SO at the mall
-Topanga FEEENNY, FEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-NAY!!!
-Eric I walk alone in this world... Alone I walk... Except for the grilled cheese sandwich in my pocket.
-Frankie When a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout, 'Get the good-looking guy.' When there's a crime out there, he's going to comb his hair, cause he's the good-looking guy
-Eric I, Cory Matthews, am a PO-TAY-TO
-Cory Life's tough, get a helmet
-Eric Oh, look! Double D's, just like your grades. *Talking to Eric on the episode where he dresses like a little French girl.
-Mr. Feeny '' Riiiight, Hunter your staying with us this weekend.You and Cory don't spend enough time together,you know you guys should wear one big shirt.''
-Eric Joey's mr. blue I'am mr. brown,why can't you see that?
-Frankie Phanny Feeny?'
-Eric Woo hoo hooo Feenie FE HE HE HE HE NAY!
-Eric TOPANGA!!!!!!
-Cory ohh let's not call it detention,I prefer,hooked on Feeny.
-mr.Feeny But you see I already had $70 in my wallet and you just gave me $60 so it looks like I already made 10 bucks.
-Eric (Eric)- How long have you been watching?
(Cory)- Long enough to see you swap spit with a Feeney
-Eric and Cory You are so 11
-Eric By day two ordinary kids.
By night two ordinary kids on a bus......that talk dirty
-Sean (Morgan) HI Iam Morgan and Iam Fuve and a half
(Linda) Well Iam Linda and Iam fifteen and three quarters
-Morgan and Linda please, marry me, I live in a trailer park and haven't even graduated but my hair does this.
-Sean I am ok, Life moves on.............Here take this and jab it through my brain.
-Cory What, you don't think I am a sensitive guy? I should slap you around for that.
-Harley Ooh, the snowcaps are doing the cha cha.
-Frankie Why do you look so sad..
Eric-- Its cause my pet pig died
You dont have a pet pig
Eric - I know
-Cory He's a loser freak, loser freak, loser freheek, I can't believe you're my brother... eeww!
-Morgan eric- For he's a jooly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow that * eric picks up corey and accidentally knocks a lit candle on a curtain* the curtains are on fire the curtains are on fire the curtains are on fire *smoke
-Eric and corey Look Amy,his future is macaroni art.
-Allan (Referring to Allan) YOU NEVER BREAST-FED ME!!!
-Eric Chocolate pudding.. paging Dr. Chocolate Pudding..
-Cory (Referring to Rachel) It's like we have one brain.
-Eric talkity talk talk yakkady yakk 'oh look, oh look it's great, trailor boy's got all the answers' you know whats one thing you haven't got trailor boy? BAM. penny.
-Eric A ten o'clock curfew! That means if I pick her up at eight we'll only have...(thoughtful pause)...Gosh, that stinking metric system!
-Sean A ten o'clock curfew! That means if I pick her up at eight we'll only have...(thoughtful pause)...Gosh, that stinking metric system!
-Sean I mean how often does a guy get a date with Veronica Watson. THE Veronica Watson.
-Cory On the husband highway there's very little forward traffic. Just a million of well intentioned men backing up frantickly.
-Feeny UNDERPANTS!
-Cory Matthews See, duckies are good, cuz not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed 'em crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean.
-Eric Eric: Guess who's got pictures of Cory running naked through the sprinkler?
Cory: Eric, I was four.
Eric: You were twelve.
Cory: It was... refreshing.
-Eric and Corey Amy Matthews: Apparently, Cory would rather listen to the game then try and understand the emotional content of Romeo & Juliet.
Cory: Mom, I'm a kid. I don't understand the emotional content of Full House
-Corey and Amy Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly's cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Amy: No, honey. That would be a mistake.
Morgan: Mommy?
Amy: Yes?
Morgan: I made a mistake.
-Morgan and Amy Cory: Piece of cake!
Eric: What?
Cory: I just threw up a piece of cake!
-after riding the roller coaster) Dont Move!...Maybe he doesnt see us!
-Shawn You do your thing and I do my thing. You are you and I am I. And, if, in the end, we end up together, it's beautiful.
-Topanga Look, is there any way, we can do this project by phone, or maybe possibly through telepathy???????????????
-Corey Cory: What do you think of my hair? Topanga: It's beautiful, like a desert tumbleweed.
-Cory and Topanga Cory (coming back from the 50's): Shawnzie? Shawn: Yesie?
-Shawn and Cory I'm a journalist, dag nabbit!
-Cory Matthews If I kiss her she might give me rabies.
-Corey to Sean about Topanga (While standing next to a poster with a picture of celery on it) There's nothing about me that... stands out."
-Cory So I said to myself, Kyle, that's what I call myself...
-Eric Eric: I have a question that I'm going to need a yes or no answer to. How many people get into Yale each year?
Mr.Feeny: ...No.
-Eric/Feeny Alan: NO, cory, Mr. Feeny was right.
Cory: But... Mr. Feeny said you were right
Alan: He did? ... I will always be able to tell you about the game in the morning.
-Alan/Cory Feeny: When I was a boy, the president came on the radio to address the nation late at night and I asked my father if I could stay up.
Cory: Did he let you stay up?
Feeny: No he did not.
Cory: Because he knew the value of a good education?
Feeny: No..
-Feeny/Cory Feeny: strange is in the eye of the beholder, Mr. Matthews. I, for example, have a young neighbor who sings along with his little sister's Barney records.
Cory: you hear that?!
-Feeny/Cory Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Amy: No, honey, that would be a mistake.
Morgan: Mommy?
Amy: What?
Morgan: I made a mistake.
-Morgan/Amy Lose one Friend... Lose all friends... Lose yourself
-Eric Shawn: Don't blow me off, God. I never asked you for anything before and I never wanted to come to you like this, but don't take Turner away from me; he's not done yelling at me yet. God, you're not talking but I know you're here, so I'm gonna talk,
-Shawn ...*simultaneously*... Topanga
-Cory/Shawn George Feeny: Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do good
Topanga: Don't you mean do well?
George Feeny: No, I mean do good.
-Feeny/Topanga "My new nut name is sunshine fortunado"
-Eric I married a moose, we don't need counseling.
-Eric So you gonna sneak up on us in Central Park Mr. Feeny?
-Cory You've killed us, you've killed us all.
-shawn There's a knife, there's a gun, we'll have fun for everyone, death is on its way tonight.
-the killer Your first name is Topanga, what can your middle name be, Schmaboggie?
-Jack I am butt ugly.
-Eric (with a french accent) Mr.Mathews Mrs.Mathews Thank you all so very Much For having me for dinner in your Lovely home.
T.K. Sargent Moore(Angela's father): MATHEWS!!!
Eric- SIR, YES SIR!
Sargent Moore: YOU ARE A DISCRACE TO THIS UNIVERSITY, TO THIS COUNTRY, AND HUMANITY IN GENERAL!!!!!!!!!!
Eric:(laughing) Oh, wow! Sargent Moore(Angela's father): MATHEWS!!!
Eric- SIR, YES SIR!
Sargent Moore: YOU ARE A DISCRACE TO THIS UNIVERSITY, TO THIS COUNTRY, AND HUMANITY IN GENERAL!!!!!!!!!!
Eric:(laughing) Oh, wow! She kicked me he bit me and some little punk said leave em alone they should married
-mr feeny Mr. Turner: I talk, he sleeps. It's just like class. Cory Matthews: I've been at this school for two years, and everybody calls me either Eric's brother, Shawn's friend, or my favorite: Hey kid, MOVE!!
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