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This is Sheriff Roscooooe P. Coltrane
-Roscoe P. Coltrane crazzzy cooter coming at ya
-cooter Gkhuh-gkhuh-gkhuh!
-Roscoe P. Coltrane Now those duke boys, just don't know what they got theirselves into.
-Narrarator Shepard to lost sheep, shepard to lost sheep.
-Uncle Jesse Buzzard on a buzzsaw
-Cletus Hogg Monkey See, Monkey Do
-Enos Strate After all if a man don't grow, he dies.
-Boss Hogg That put a quiver in my liver
-Rosco P. Coletraine That was a hurendous crash
-Rosco P. Coletraine I love It, I love It
-Rosco P. Coltraine Breaker One, Breaker One, might be crazy but I ain't dumb, crazy Cooter coming at ya, anyone home on the Hazzard Net.
-Cooter Davenport There's a flaw in the slaw.
-Rosco P. Coletraine Possum on a gum bush
-Enos When they were passing out the brains, you must have been behind the door and didn't get any.
-Boss Hogg Flapjacks on a ferris wheel.
-Cletus Hogg And You Spelled Empeedin' Wrong!!
-Bo Duke "Yeeee Haaaa!"-Bo and Luke Duke as they went sailing through the air in the Genral Lee. Arrest those duke boys for violating their parole.
Boss Hogg- Roscoe: Come on Flash, let's get you out of here.
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