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Were the warners and the warner sister.
-The Warners We protest you calling us "little kids". We prefer to be called "vertically imparied pre-adults".
-Yakko Warner Citizens of Anvilania, I stand before you, because if I was behind you, you couldn't see me.
-Yakko Warner OK, so, one time Randy Beaman's cat ate this fish from the fish tank but the fish was a piranha, it lived inside the cat forever, and the cat became Piranha Cat. K, bye.
-Colin, Randy Beaman's friend My name's Dot, call me Dottie and you die.
-Dot Helllooooo Nurse!!
-Yakko and Wakko If the sun is P, and gravity is H, it makes a Phhhhhh...
-Einstein Beyond these doors is an agony worse than all others. You will remain in here for eternity listening to... whiny protest songs from the Sixties.
-Satan My name's Runt, but my master calls me Stupid. What a nice guy.
-Runt If I were a better person, I'd ignore her and go on with my life. But I'm not.
-Slappy One time, OK, one time Randy Beaman's brother ate pop rocks and drank a soda and his head exploded! Ok, bye!
-Colin, Randy Beaman's friend Can we call you Dadoo?
-Wakko Warner (Big smile) I'm going to hurt my brother badly.
-Dot Don't worry, siblings. We'll sell that nice man a box of cookies, or die trying! Or try dying! Or do some tie-dying!
-Yakko (Going down an up escalator) Hey! Mine's not workin'!
Middle-kid syndrome. . .
-Wakko & Yakko I think this uniform needs something; something that says "I'm here to destroy you", but with a sense of fun!
-Dot Okay, I love you, buh-bye!
-Mindy Do you think this plan will work?
It better - we don't have any more commercial breaks.
-Dot & Yakko SPEEEEEEEWWWWW!
-Skippy Squirrel Be afraid. . .be very afraid. . .
-The Warners And today's moral is. . .The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind...except in New Jersey, where anything blowing in the wind smells funny.
-Yakko I am Count Dracula!
Didn't you used to teach math on Sesame Street?
-Count Dracula & Yakko Begone, pests, and give me the bird!
We'd love to, really, but the FOX censors won't let us.
-Miles Standish & Yakko Wait a minute. You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church?
-Yakko Warner I think we deserve a spanking, right on our fanny.
-Wakko NARF
-Pinky (singing) "I is forIimagine. M is forMme. A is for the letter A. G is for Gee. I is for...Imagine. N is for Nice. E is for Egad! I said 'imagine' twice!"
-Baloney Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? I think so Brain, but where can we find a duck and a hose at this hour?
-The Brain & Pinky Skippy, You shoulda been asleep hours ago.
I know, Aunt Slappy, but I can't sleep. I keep hearing Santa's sleigh.
Ehhhh, that's just the LAPD choppers.
-Skippy and Slappy Slappy: Look, have I ever lied to you before?
Skippy: You said keno is legal in Burbank.
-Slappy and Skippy In most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In other cases, it's the only thing.
-Skippy If I were a better person, I'd ignore her and go on with my life. But I'm not.
-Slappy Nice decorating! Let me guess - Satan?
-Dot Satan: And now prepare to suffer indescribable torment!
Yakko: Another Bob Hope special?
-Satan and Yakko Yakko: It's that time again!
Dot: To make fun of the Disney channel?
-Yakko and Dot Yakko: It's that time again!
Wakko: To make the Fox censors cry?
-Yakko and Wakko Dot: Who came up with this stupid 'Wheel of Morality' idea anyway?
Yakko: The execs at the Fox Kids' Network.
Dot: Ohhhh... They did? What a great idea!
-The Warners Wakko: Why does Mr. Plotz want to see me?
Dr. Scratchensniff: Because you ate his conference table.
Wakko: But I was HUNGRY.
-Scratch and Wakko King: The Dragon! The Dragon! The Dragon! The Dragon! Yakko: Will someone please stop that man from saying, 'The Dragon'?
*paintbrush paints anvil over King's head. anvil falls on King*
Yakko: Thank you.
-King/Yakko What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
-Pinky and the Brain Yakko: Hi I'm Yakko Warner.
Michelle Phiffer: Like the studio?
Yakko: No but we have to live here. We don't have a choice.
-Yakko and Michelle Phiffer Dogs, go fig.
-Rita On the home front we're marching along.
-The Warners I could've had sisters but nooooo.
-Dot B: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P: I think so Brain, but me and Pippy Longstockings?? Think of the children!
-Pinky & The Brain B: It's the nineties, Pinky. Do you realize what this means? P: Um, we missed the Disco years?
-Pinky and The Brain You know, you remind me of a very young Yippy, Yappy, and Yahooie... Who ever they are, I have no idea!
-Slappy Goodnight Everybody!
-Yakko Did you know you have P.P. on your smock?
Others; EEEWWWW!
-Animaniacs To Pablo Picasso Otto: How do you feel?
Wakko: With my hands.
-Scratchensniff and Wakko Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the candlestick and burned his butt. Thank you.
-Dot Wanna sing the Imagine song? Ahhh, not really. Is that cute girl coming back? Cute girl? Goshums, Yakko, I don't know what you're talking about. There's a shocker.
-Baloney and Yakko I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle and here's a note from my shrink. He says I'm getting better. Last week I thought I was a toaster oven!
-Dot An anvils black and shiny, it weighs a ton or two, so watch out my chubby friend or one will fall on you!
-Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Now how do you avoid bad elocution?" "Stay inside during a thunderstorm.
-Dr. Scratchnsnif and Yakko When the wibber wills wibber in the wind, the wind could wibber back, oh nice and chubby baby!
-Clown Go away clown, you frighten me!!!
-Mr. Plotz Of course you realize this means WARners!
-Yakko Warner Makes you feel all warm and squaishy inside. Either that, or I need a diaper change.
-Dot Warner Wheel of morality turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn. And today's moral is...
-Yakko Dot: "I found Prince!" *she holds up the artist formally known as prince* Yakko: "No! FINGER prints!" *wiggles his fingers* Dot Looks at Prince discusted "..I don't think so...
-Dot and Yakko Oh I hate the government, more than you hate mee! I hate the government cause they stole my TV!
-Whiny Protest Singer from sixties Were the warner brothers and the warner sister.
-the Warners And today's moral is... Never ask what hot dogs are made of..
-Yakko *to the Alien from the movie Alien* You have a nastey drooling problem.
-Wakko to Alien Tee hee, Curtsy laugh
-Dot Everyone: Polka Dot?? Dot: Why not? *busts out into polka dancing*
-Everyone and Dot MichealAngelo: "You fools I'm the great MichealAngelo! And this is the sistene chapel!" Yakko: "Oh yeah?! If you're so great what did you do with the other fifteen chapels huh?! Got ya there!
-MichealAngelo and Yakko Friends, we'll paint any ceiling for just 29.95, RIIIGHT. How do we do it? No overhead! In fact, when we get through, you'll have nothing overhead! And if you hire us, you'll have nothing IN your head! We paint ceilings, ceilings, and only ceilings! ..
-Yakko Warner Yakko: "It's that time again!" Dot: "To get our rabies shot?" Wakko: "To make bubbles with our spit?" Yakko: "No, it's time to learn today's lesson. And to find out what it is, we turn to--The Wheel of Morality! Wheel of morality turn turn turn.
-The Warners We paint Ceilings Ceilings and only Ceilings! We don't paint floors cause they're beneath us.
-Yakko Warner Indian- I am KweeKway! Yakko: Yeah, Beans will do that to ya.
-Indian man and Yakko Milk, milk Milk, milk Milk, please, Mama 'Xcuse our tune But we're gonna faint If we don't get food Milk, please, Mama Mama, please!
-Kittens sing to Rita ooh.. I thought they were supposed to land on their feet...
-Yakko (drops the Tiger Prince) Heh heh heh... Courtesy laugh..
-Yakko I never get to get it!(the phone)
-Wakko Warner MichealAngelo "No, it's supposed to look like this!" *pulls out the plans for the Sistine Chapel* Dot: "Oh! More Naked people!" Yakko: "I-wouldn't go flashing that around if I were you Mike. This is a church." *wads it up*
-Yakko, MichealAngelo and Dot Eskimos have more than 100 words for ice, and no words for "hello". *to an Eskimo man* Oh, Hello. "......................." This has been another, Useless Fact.
-Yakko Warner We're Animany--Totally insaney! -- Nova-caine-y! -- No pain no gain-y! -- Penny Lane-y! -- Tarzan and Jane-y! -- Hunch back of Nottre-dame-y! -- Pinky and the Brainy! --(yakko) uhhhh...-- Here's the shows name-y! --Ana-mani-acs! Those are the facts!
-Animaniacs I'LL BLOW THE WAD!
-Wakko (wagering on Jeperdy) And now for another--- Useless Facts!
-Yakko Warner -Yakko- Starfish have no brain. *asks the starfish* Ahh, Excuse me. -Starfish- Yeaap? -Yakko- Can you tell me where the beach is? -Starfish- mmmmmm... Nooope. -Yakko- This has been another, Useless Fact.
-Yakko and a Starfish You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church? WE'LL DO IT! But we're not doing it for the money. And we're not doing it for the sake of art! We're doing it because... We like paint
-Yakko Warner Wakko: "Hey mister! Pull a rabbit out of your pants!!" Audiance: "SHHHH!" Yakko: "What, are ya leaky tires?"
-Wakko Yakko and audiance I AM the King!
-Yakko I. Am. A. Ca-t.
-Rita (to Runt) Danny Glover: *tries to open a huge organ on his plate* How do you open this? -Mel Gibson *Slams his head into it* -Danny Glover: Maan, I'm getting too old for this.. *turns to Joe Peshie* You want this? -Joe Peshi: *pulls his bow tie like a pull string*
-Mel Gibson Danny Glover and Joe Peshie at a party *TP decides to hire the warners-Yakko shakes his hand* You'll never live to regret it!
-Yakko *kisses his check* WE'RE RICH! *TP Takes his check away* WE'RE POOR!
-Yakko WE'LL DO IT! But we're not doing it for the money. And we're not doing it for the sake of art! We're doing it because... We like painting Naked people!
-Yakko *singing* The world is a carosel of walnuts! Beautiful colorful walnuts!
-Colorful world of Walnuts video Yes! Always!
-The Brain I know when we're not wanted! I know when we should just go home! ..... Now, is not one of those times.
-Yakko Now it's gettin' scary.
-Yakko -Wakko: Do you get virtigo?
-Yakko: Nah.
-Wakko: Me either.
-Yakko: Yeah, I've seen that movie three times and I still don't get it.
-Wakko and Yakko You got a good head on your shoulders, Plotz -- too bad you haven't got a neck!
-Yakko This is a man who knows what he wants -- he's also a man NOBODY wants!
-Yakko -King: I am NOT your daddy!
-Yakko: That's not what mommy said!
-King and Yakko We'd love to stay here and count our brain cells as they DIE one by one, but we can't...
-Yakko Dr. Scratchnsniff: Stop playing with my bust!
-Yakko:......Goodnight, everybody!
-Dr. Scratchnsniff and Yakko Wakko: That was a close one. --Yakko: That was a weird one.
-Wakko and Yakko I have a better idea, lets play 'What Happend to the Warners'!
-Yakko And now another Disaster Piece Theater.
-Yakko *reading the end credits* -Yakko- "Rob Paulsen as Yakko. Pfft, Yeah right.." -Wakko- "Jess Harnell as Wakko.. I heard he's pretty cute actually!"
-Yakko and Wakko -Dot- "Voice director? Whose that?" -Yakko- "She's the one who tells you to redo your lines a million times, and faster!" -Dot- "Oh Her! I haaate her!"
-Yakko and Dot No L, no L! Santa's name has no L! And he won't be too pleased If you don't learn to spell.
-Yakko (singing Noel) euw, Brain smell like poopoo..
-Mindy He's a chicken I tell ya! A giant chicken!!
-Various people I CANT THINK RASHIONALLY!! I'M A TEENAGER!!!
-Katie Kaboom I'm trying a new catchphrase... Yessir-y Boperoony!!
-Yakko Two Paddle-balls at once!!
-Yakko Naughty Puppet!!
-Wakko Potty Emergency!! Potty Potty Potty!!
-Wakko -Wakko- I can't I have a date tonight. -Dot- When do you NOT have a date? -Wakko- What? I can't help it if the ladys love me!
-Wakko and Dot (eps 84) But you said stop. You really did Brain. You said stop.
-Pinky Sometimes you are so confused Brain. *poit*
-Pinky Ex-weese me? Aaaa-I think I should warn you, we've eaten in the last 12 hours.
-Yakko Hello. I'll be your ghost of Christmas future this evening.
-Yakko Speilberg eats this stuff up.
-Yakko Otto: Are you still Zaney? Yakko: Only our hair dresser knows for sure!
-Dr. Scratchnsniff and Yakko Dot- Set 3 extra places! -Warners- We're commin' over for dinner! -Yakko- As long as you're not having 'Tuna wiggle' again.
-the Warners Yakko- Thats our solar system! Wakko-You forgot Uranus! Yakko-Goodnight everybody!
-Wakko and Yakko The squirel likes to hide his nuts in many odd places, where the sun doesn't shine on 'em.
-Colorful world of Walnuts video -girl- I really liked your song! -yakko-aww here, have a bag of money. -boy- Hey, I liked your singing too! -Yakko- aww, here have a fat free yogurt.
-Yakko and some kids My real name is, "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francessia Banana-Fanna Bobescia.......the third.
-Dot flaxeed:What do you want! -Yak: Well, world peace would be nice. And a Cheverlay in every drive way. An end of pestilance and famine.. and pestilance. Until then, we're just browsing
-Flaxeed and Yakko Don't look down! You might fall and hit your head and die and your brains would leak out ALLL OOOVER!
-Dot *talking about the Chocolate Flaxeed Easter Bunny* Wait till they get to the creamy filling!
-Yakko *Wally Llama goes crazy* ...Maybe we should just write 'Dear Abby'.
-Yakko Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?
-Yakko Dot: Your mouth may say noo! -Wakko: But your eyes say yes!
-Dot and Wakko Yakko: That's worse that Sweat into the Oldies. -Dot: But not as annoying. -Yakko: True. No Richard Simmons.
-Yakko and Dot And today's moral is! Open mouth, insert something that starts with "foo".
-Yakko And today's moral is! Possums have pouches like kangaroos.
-Yakko And the moral of todays' story is.... Insert Moral Here...
-Yakko And the moral of today's story is... Smile, nod, and walk away sloooowly.
-Yakko And the moral of todays' story is.. 42.
-Yakko And the moral of today's story is! Slow and steady wins the race...but it's faster to take a taxi.
-Yakko And the Moral of today's story is..Brush your teeth after every meal.
-Yakko And the Moral of todays' story is.. Bankrupt. Go back to start.
-Yakko And the moral of today's story is... Never eat green beans and bacon bits at the same time. NEVER!
-Yakko And the Moral of today's story is... Don't go towards the light. Especially if it's a headlight.
-Yakko And today's moral is, It's easy to be brave--from a safe distance.
-yakko and today's moral is, Always keep a good joke and an escape route in your back pocket.
-Yakko and today's moral is.. Vote early and vote often.
-Yakko And todays' moral is, Don't be a fool, stay in school
-Yakko And today's moral is... You're only worth the number of pennies in your couch
-Yakko And today's moral is... Don't eat with your mouth full
-Yakko And today's moral is.. Please deposit twenty-five cents.
-Yakko And the moral of today's story is... You can teach an old dog new tricks, but you can't teach Madonna how to act.
-Yakko And the moral of today's story is... No one really knows what they are doing.
-Yakko And the moral of today's story is... We are what we are. What are we again?
-Yakko And the moral of today's story is... People who live in glass houses should dress in the dark.
-Yakko The moral of today's story is.. A clown is not a spider...a clown will not bite you and throw you in the basement...
-Yakko Someday I'm gonna find those singers.
-Yakko Potty emergency, potty emergency!
-Wacko There's the Florida Keys! Right between the Florida pocket lent and the Florida spare change!
-Yakko Dot: Say why don't you paint that "Moaning Lisa" Leanardo?
Mike: That's DaVinchi!
Dot: That's delightful!
Yakko: That's delovely!
-Mike, Yakko, Dot Pictures?! He wants pictures!
-Wakko Dot: Oh! More naked people!
Yakko: I wouldn't go flashing that around if I were you Mike...This is a church.
-Dot Yakko Flamiel: Wakko, what is the meaning of the word, "procrastination"? Wakko: I'll tell you tomorrow.
-Ms Flamiel and Wakko Sadam: Do you know who I am? Yakko: Why? Did you forget?
-Saddam Husein and Yakko F: Find your seats! Y: [showing his butt] Got my seat.W:Got mine. D: Here's mine. Y: [Flamiel] Bet you don't have trouble finding yours.
-Ms Flamel and the Warners F: Yakko, can you conjugate? Y: Who? Me? I've never even kissed a girl! F: No, it's very simple. I'll conjugate with you. Y: Good night, everybody!
-Ms Flamel and Yakko Yakko: [reciting "A Midsummer Night's Dream"] For I am an honest Puck... Dot: [translating] I'm not touching that one!
-Yakko and Dot GF: You're gonna be sleeping with the fishies tonight! Y: Can we all go? W: Is Jimmy Hoffa there? D: Will he read to us?
-Godfather and the Warners Godfather:Show these kids the door! Y: That's OK, we can see it from here. Ooh, nice door. W: Faboo! D: Great hinges.
-Godfather and the Warners GF: You come here to this restaurant, sit in my personal and private booth, and *insult* me? D: Of course not, if we wanted to insult you, we would have called you tubby mushroom head man.
-Godfather and Dot Jack Sprat could eat no fat, so he became macrobiotic and an enormous pain in the neck.
-Dot The studio of Mos Eisner... You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. So be careful, we're going in without an agent.
-Slappy Wanna Nappy Hello Nurse: How come I always get the booby prize? Dot: I'm not touching that one!
-Hello Nurse, Dot Owner: I want a pet who'll come when I call and cuddle me when I've had a bad day. Rita: Have a kid, lady.
-Lady and Rita Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn, and tell us the lesson that we should learn. Yakko: Free trip to Tahiti! All: Cheers.
-the Warners We like you. We have no taste, but we like you.
-Dot Dot: Um, it's not that we wouldn't like to take your survey... Yakko: It's more like we'd rather have dental surgery.
-Dot and Yakko Ivan Bloski: Shhh. Shhh. Do you know what that means? Y: You got a slow leak?
-Ivan Blosk and Yakko Wakko: Hey, mister, what's this? Ivan Bloski: A vomit bag. Wakko: Ah, poo. I got gypped. There's none in here.
-Wakko and Ivan Umlatt: This is the uniform of a great man! Yakko: Does he know you're wearing it?
-Umlatt and Yakko Ned: Why are you acting like this? Yakko: We're not acting. We really are like this.
-Ned Flat and Yakko Bishop: King Yakko, your throne. W: The throne? How do you lift the lid? Dot: Since when do *you* lift the lid?
-Arch Bishop, Wakko and Dot F: what can you tell me about the great scientists of the 19th century? D: They're all dead. F: No no no! D: All right. They're all living. F: No no no! Y: Well, now we're getting into philosophy.
-Ms Flamel Dot and Yakko W: Knock-knock. Dr: Who's there? W: Max. Dr: Max who? W: Max wants to come in an' go crazy! Dr: See, that's not funny because it's not really a joke. W: It is if you know Max. Dr: But I DON'T know Max. W: If you did you'd be laughin'!
-Wakko and Scratchnsniff Little Miss Muffet. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet / And boy what a big tuffet she had! If you're feeling insecure, just sit next to her / And then you won't feel quite so bad. Thank you
-Dot Miss F: Are we clear? Yakko: No we're opaque! *snaps fingers and they become transparent* Now we're clear!
-Miss Flamiel and Yakko Miss F: School supplies? -Ralph: No Miss Flamiel, these is your students. Don't open it till I leave! Here! *hands her a crow bar and runs*
-Miss Flamiel and Ralph There hasnt been a child yet that Miss Flamiel hasnt been able to control, except Buddy Hacket, but that's genetic.
-Miss Flamiel AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH --... With Liberty and Justice for All.
-the Warners Miss F: Yakko, can you count to 100? -Yakko: One Two skip a few Nintey Nine one Hundred!
-Miss Flamiel and Yakko Judge: What is this? Yakko: That's a finger, you have five of them on each hand. Unless you're in the circus then its negotiable.
-Judge and Yakko We wil also prove that justice is not blind! She's crosseyed!
-Yakko Judge: Have you Supine the witness? -Y: I certainly hope NOT! You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking it!
-Judge and Yakko Y: Did you steal a big diamond? -B: No, we are swiss hikers on holiday. -P: Lookit me Brain! I'm Heidy! YODLE-LAYEE-NARF!!!
-Yakko, Brain, and Pinky It's hard being the strong one.
-Dot Y: Have you seen anything strange? -S: I saw Wally Gator slam dance with a smurf. Strange enough for ya?
-Yakko and Slappy Y: I'm Hercule Yakko, a Slooth. -S: Yeah? Well I'm Slappy Squirrel, ASLEEP!
-Yakko and Slappy Marita: That's when I realized I had been Rob-ed! Yakko:*to Flavio* And which one are you Rob, or Ed?
-Marita and Yakko I heard a scream, like this AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
-Bell hop Y: Quick! Everyone! Give me your wallets, your money, your valuables! -M: Do you think its the thief? -Y: No I think its the pizza.
-Yakko and Marita Giant: OW! That smart-ed me! -Yakko: I doubt it.
-Giant and Yakko Harp: Oh but it's very special! This goose lays golden eggs! -Yakko: A little fiber in its diet and it wont do that anymore.
-Harp and Yakko Im sure you'll love this! Have a seat! Here's your meal, gold eggs and meat!
-Yakko Doesnt anyone ever get cash in fairy tales??
-Yakko Animani-totaly inan-y--Hydro-plane-y!--Ana-mani-aacs! Those are the facts!
-Animaniacs Billy, its people like you working behind the scenes that almost won us an Emmy! Here, have a bag of money.
-Yakko Hey kids, playing with giant bugs isn't cool. If someone wants you to play with a giant bug, just say, "No Thanks" , Thats cool!
-Yakko Drum? Is someone stuck in a drum?
-Yakko W: I've got a date, so sue me! D: She will.
-Wakko and Dot yeeaaah, there I am! Look at my head!
-Slappy Here's today's lesson Skippy, if you wanna go on national TV and shred someone's career to pieces, you have the right. But when you do that, remember, don't go listing your whole address in the phone book.
-Slappy College NOTHIN' I'm goin' to VEGAS!
-Skippy S: Its cheap stuff, artificial butter -E: what's it made of? -S:ah its just Lard, THAT IM LIPO SUCTIONING OUT OF YOUR GUT! Hey pal that'll be 7.50!!
-Slappy and Codger Eggbert STAY ON YOUR SIDE!!!
-Otto's girlfriend Dr: What are u doing? Y: We're going to watch the movie with you. Dr: Ohh nononononono Y: Ohh Yesyesyesyesyes
-Dr Scratch'n'sniff and Yakko M: We don't have small, we have Large, super chubby, and double supper chubby! Dr:Then isnt a large a small? M: uhh.. I'll have to ask my Manager.
-Mitch and Dr. Scratch'n'sniff Welcome to the snackaterium, my name is uhh...Mitch!
-Mitch M: "Would you like fries with that?" Dr: "Why would I want fries with popcorn?" M: "Uh, I'll have to ask my manager."
- Dr. Scratch-n-Sniff and Mitch D:My Brother! W:My sister! Y: My siblings! W:My favorite Martian! D:My friend Flicka! Y:My left foot! O:My my my.
-Dot Wakko Yakko and Otto I'm not their daddy, I'm their P-psyciotrist! so there! *rasberries* Hah, I gave you a rasberry!
-Dr. Scractch'n'sniff Quick! To the Bisentenial Lemon!
-Yak Soho GP: I'm going to screw up their TV reception. -D: Yoouuu Aare Siick!
-Gerth Plotz and Dot I cant hear myself kiss!
-Random guy at the drive in movie G: You're not going to bite me are you? D: Not unless you want us to.
-Otto's girlfriend and Dot Call me Dotty and you'll be taking your Tang introvinously!
-Dot Marv: I have an Iritium Q39 Reactive Modulator which I'm going to use to blow up the earth! -Men: I bet you use that line on all the girls.
-Marvin Martian and Minerva Mink Daddy! Please dont shut us out! Daddy, all we want is food! Father, we crave your love!
-the Warners By the way, something died on your head. *refers to Scractchy's tupee*
-Yakko Can I play with your chins? Boingy Boingy Boingy Boingy!
-Dot I think I have a punishment for you thats fair just and clever. Or maybe just fairly clever.
-Yakko Poor little evil fella who asked for it..
-Dot Now, although war is a cruel and brutal affair, it is also dangerous and stupid! You may get squashed like a bug, smooshed and oozing. Or crunched like shreaded wheat into dust, or ripped appart!!
-Yakko Y: Dot, I appoint you minister of girly things that I don't understand. -D: That covers alot of ground.
-Yakko and Dot Troops, you are about to head off into war. I won't lie to you. Some of you may not return. And the rest of you- definantly wont.
-Yakko G: But your Highness! -Y: It'll be YOUR highness if you don't stop calling me that!
-General and Yakko The situation is grave, our Army hasn't been to war in over 200 years! -Y: They should be very well rested then!
-General and Yakko PM: Your majesty if I may? -Y: I wish you would~!
-Prime Minister Hello Nurse and Yakko I think we should divide up into teams and play shuffle board! I'll take you, you, *comes to hello nurse* and you if you'll have me!
-Yakko PM: You must meet the cabinet -Y: Hello I'm Yakko, Nice to meet ya ~opens cabinet drawer~ oooh, the pleasures' all miiine -PM: Sire? -Y: Wait till we're alone
-Prime Minister helloo nurse and Yakko oh poo.. a war.
-Yakko U: ~hands up in the air~ THIS MEANS WAR! -Y: I thought that meant touch down?
-Umlautt and Yakko U: I DEMAND YOU SURRENDER! -Y: I will not surrender, You surrender! -U: Me surrender?? -Y: Alright, I accept! Hand over the keys to your castle!
-Umlautt and Yakko U: I'll go to WAR before I surrender! -Y: Well then go ahead! And don't come back until you've learned some manners young man!
-Umlautt and Yakko I'm the cousin to the sister of son's niece's brother of the uncle's daughter's father of the nephew's sister's mother and my grandpa's only cousin was the King's daughter's sibling, But they're all gone, C: So that is why Y: I am now your king
-Yakko -and crowd- You never know when we're gonna stop We might go on forever You could get sick waiting for us So we could stop--
-the Warners Do you have anything in a Sanzabelt with a skosh more room?
-Yakko Y: Can you do this? LAAHLAAL! Crowd: *mimics him* -Y: My people.
-Yakko Umlautt: I am the Dictator. -Y: Ok Dick. Or is it Mr. Tater? Do you mind if we call you Richard?
-Umlautt and Yakko Y: she's a dream! -W: She's a princess! -D: She's a woman with a harp stuck to her back!
-the Warners D: is there a handsome man in there too? -H: No. -D: I'll wait out here.
-Dot and Harp Thats the last time I ever travel by bean!
-Yakko -H: Free me Free me, wont you rescue me? The Giant sleeps before he wakes, come in and rescue me. -Y: Are you pretty? -H: Yes. -Y: We'll be right there!
-Harp and Yakko Bark woof bark froinlaven!
-Old Screamer Nice kids, we're with the movie gonna do a thing!
-Mr Director OYLE! You were there but here now, you are, for me to see! How'd ya do?
-Mr Director MD: Look you want to audition or talk with me all day? -Y: Give'n the options? We'll audition.
-Mr Director and Yakko You can't eat me Mr. Troll. I'm under contract! Warner Brothers would be very upset with you. They'd sue your pants off.
-Wakko We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little.. ah, im sick of that song.. Its time for Aaanamaaniacs!
-Wakko Fine! Don't worry about me! I'll find SOMEONE to Romp with!...*whistles and is surrounded by lady dancers* I loove cartoons.
-Yakko BLAH BLAH BLAH.
-Troll AAAHHH!.... Who does your hair sweety?
-Dot You don't wanna eat me! I'm just a widdle skinny thing! I know! Eat my brothers! They're way meater than I am! They should be comming over the bridge any minute now, Pweeeese?
-Dot Way to go, thats the fourth assistant director you've hit this week!
-Yakko Tall and Dark and really handsome, the hunk from Opoome that's real dumb. And when he strolls each one he strolls by goes LLYALYYUUH!
-Dot Free us from the Lumpy thing!!
-Prince of Props Is it a big fat polyesther dinosaur whose the color of an International House of Pancakes with a paper plate over his face? -B: No! Its me! Ballony! -Warners: YOURE KIDDING!?
-Yakko and Ballony the Dinosaur Ballony and kids, is brought to you by this station and other stations that lack clever programing.
-Kid narrator My bottom's all sore from Romp'n.
-Wakko B: Lets Hug! -Y:ah-ah-ah, why don't you just go ahead and imagine that too.
-Ballony and Yakko W: Are we being punished? -D&Y: Yes.
-the warners on the set of Ballony and Kids Can we call you Dadoo?
-Wakko yakko: it's that time again -
wakko: what? time to stick cucumbers in our ears?
-yakko and wakko (at the end of one of the shows) D- What's death like Wakko? -W- It's pretty boring. I've already hummed all the songs I know.
-Dot and Wakko Y- Can we watch the adult channel?
-Y&W- HELLOOOO NURSE!
-Yakko and Wakko Hey mister, are you about to drag our brother off to a bleak nether realm of dispare, where the future is nothing but an endless sea of anguish and horrible misery? -D- ja. -Y&Dot- WE WANNA GO TOO!
-Yakko-Death- and Dot Oh please don't seperate us Mr. Death! We love eachother! We're a family! A set! Like Civil War chess pieces from the Franklin Mint!
-Yakko Y- All is strange and vague.
-D- Are we dead?
-Y- Or is this Ohio?
-Yakko and Dot Y- We accept. -D- To accept is to yeild. -Y- To yeild is to allow on comming traffic the right of way. -D- Your breath is like the breeze of a landfill. -Y- Food particles are wedged between your teeth
-Yakko and Dot Hey slopface, thats the last meat ball. Swollow it and you're the winner.
-Yakko to Wakko Y- Guess who! -R- Christin Glover? -Y- Nope -R- Kathy Lee Giffard? -Y- Nah, you're way off. -R- That Urkel kid! -Y- HEY you peeked!
-Yakko and Reaper R- I havnt lost at checkers since time began. -Y- when was that? -R- I think it was a Tuesday, very few people know that!
-Reaper and Yakko Hee! Hee! Hee! seely puppy!
-Mindy Iris out already pleeaase?
-the Warners No man who saves a puppy is a chicken.
-man in the saloon Heey its the Good Year Doughnut!!
-Yakko *causing a distraction* S: I'm-Trying-to fill-their live-with-joy. -Y: Than-you-should stop singing-right-now!
-Slakner and Yakko S: What-Is-Going-on? -Y: We are, as soon as you get off!
-Slakner and Yakko *Slakner's name is all the way down the list* Looks like an election ballet from Chile.
-Yakko Dot: I think something's missing. -Yakko: Like tallent?
-Yakko and Dot @ Shatner's Karaoke Froinladen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-guy that sounded like Jerry Lewis D: Karaoke? -W: Sounds like a desert! -D: Or a Bactine. -S: ~sings badly~ -Y: Or an illness.
-The Warners and Scratchy Bark Woof Bark Froinlaiven~!
-Mr. Director -dressed as Old Screamer Ned: It says here you live in a tower. :Y: Thats right Ned. :N: Tell us a little about it. :Y: ...We live in a tower Ned.
-Ned and Yakko N: Wait for the question. :W: Issac Newton? :N: Didn't you hear me? :Y: Yes I did? :W: Good answer! Allright! Yeah!
-Ned and the Warners N: Are you going to wait for the question? :Dot: *buzz* No. :Warners: Good answer! Allright!
-Ned and the Warners N: Don't buzz in until you can say the answer. :Yakko: *buzz* The answer?
-Ned and Yakko Sorry, my hand slipped..
-Wakko N: Who identified the laws of gravity? :W: Issac....... What was the question?
-Ned and Wakko N: *takes the buzzers away* There how do you like that? :W: *Buzzes his nose* We like it very much?
-Ned and Wakko Well, when nature calls, you have to pick up the phone and say, 'Uh, hello, yes I got your message. I have a package for you!
-Scratchnsniff Like CoolsVille daddy-o!
-Wakko Mr Plotz's Office Please Hold!
Mr.Martin, Please Hold
Ms.Goldberg, Take a big breath and Old
Mr. Mel Gibson Please Hold.......Me!
-Dot on the Phone! Animaniacs! Those are the facts!!
-Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Y: Whose the Ham on Rye? :A: That's me! :Y: Just remember you said that, we didn't!
-Yakko and Anchorman "Pinky. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
" I think so Brain but where are we going to find rubber pants in our size?"
" Focus Pinky or I shall have to hurt you.
-Pinky and Brain Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!
-The Warners Okay. I love you. Buh bye!
-Mindy Y: We know you like us, and thank you. But you should be focusing on bigger more important things! :F: Like what? :Y: Like aahhh Pinky and the Brain! There they are!!!
-Yakko and a fan-boy Sorry.. sorry.. I'm sorry..
-John Wilkes Booth [the warners use the mask from the movie The Mask to transform into Elmyra] :Y: And we did all that without computers!
-Yakko Why couldn't I work with the Olsen Twins?
-Scratchy In: What do you like best about fame? :D: The scene where Irene Cara dances on a car.
-Interviewer and Dot [wakko is covered in fanmail] :Y: Gee Wakko, when did you find time to write all those? :W: I didn't write them. Not all of them anyway..
-Yakko and Wakko In: Which comic book character would you most like to work with? :Y: Michelle Phifer. :In: She's not a comic book character. :Y: Don't get technical!
-Interviewer and Yakko In: Who is your favorite comic book character? :Y: Michelle Phifer. :In: She's not a comic book character. :Y: Don't get technical!
-Interviewer and Yakko H: I am Howie Turn! I'm a big star! I'm a household name! :Y: So is the Mr. Tidy bowl man... are you related?
-Howie Turn and Yakko Y: For wherever there is belching! W&D: We'll be there! Y: Wherever there is stupidity! W&D: We'll be there! Y: Wherever there is candy! W: We'll be there alot quicker.
-Yakko Wakko and Dot Why don't you go bug the kids on Goof Troop?
-Dot W: are you on medication? :PF: ~Laughs crazily~
-Wakko and Prunella Flunderdust Deep in a valley a grumpy chicken abuckabuckabuckabucka buck buck buck
-Prunella Flunderdust singing I had a little doggie! I used to call him Fred! But now I call him nothing! The reason is he's dead~HEY!
-The Warners Y: We may be bound by a certain moral code, but I know someone who isn't. Someone who's raised pointless violence to a fine art. :DW: Who? :S: Ok, I'll do it, but I want scale plus 50% for this little cameo
-Yakko Wakko Dot and Slappy Poison Oak Poison Oak, makes you itch if you catch it. Skin turns red, blisters spread, spread the more that you scratch it. Chafing and stinging the itch gets worse, itch gets worse its buurning. Poison Oak Poison oak oh days to come you'll be hurting.
-Prunella Flunderdust Y: is there a point to this cartoon? :D: No, but WE'RE still getting paid. :YWD: KA-CHING!
-the Warners United States.. Canada.. Mexico... Haiti.. Jemaica.. Peru.. you left one out! Left.. one.. out!!!
-Yakko talking in his sleep ..Newt Gingrich.. ahhh
-Dot talking in her sleep PF: Thunder is just noise it can't hurt you! So don't be scared! :Y: Lady, the only thing scarin' us around here is you.
-Prunella Flunderdust and Yakko PF: Oh do lets sing about it! :S: you want to sing about my poison oak? :PF: Yes! Lets! :S: I think she's crazy. :YWD: DUH!!
-Prunella Flunderdust Scratchy and Warners Y: Oh! Gee sounds fun! But aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh little help? :W: Oh! Um. We can't. We have to, um. to uh.. well we got to.. OKAY! :Y: Perfect.
-Yakko and Wakko to prunella P: The fact that you even want the job as the Warner's babysetter tells me you're either very brave, or very crazy. :PF: Well I'm certainly not brave!
-Plotz and Prunella Flunderdust Y: We can't help it if we like to play! :YWD: oh what do you do with children like us Warners? :W: What do you do with eggs at a buffet~... it rhymed.
-Yakko Wakko and Dot PF: Oh what dear sweet adorable cute children! :Y: She talk'n about us? :D: She said cute didn't she?
-Prunella Flunderdust Yakko and Dot PF: I'm so very pleased to meet you! :D: That'll change! :PF: You must be Dit! :D: ..Dot. :PF: Dot right, Wikky!! :W: Wakko. :PF: And you, you must be- :Y: This oughta be good. :PF: Petie Pie!! :Y: Close! Good for you!..Its Yakko.
-Prunella Flunderdust and the Warners Bumbie's moooooom!? She's,... WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
-Skippy Have Love would love this kid.
-Slappy *about Skippy* And Enough With the singing already!
-Skippy B: Pinky are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P: yes Brain, but where are we going to find an open tatoo parlour at this time of night?
-Pinky and the Brain Pavlov would love this kid.
-Slappy (to audience, about Skippy) Silly Buttons, Doggies cant climb trees.
-Mindy Frera Warner, frera Warner, what's that mean? Keep it clean. Yako is a yaker, Wacko is a snacker, Dot's plain cute. So is this boot.
-The Warners Uncle Yasha lost his shoe. It fell in a bog. He did too. Uncle Shmeiter grabbed his foot. He jumped in a bog and went kaput.
-Slappy Squirrel Yakko: And the moral of today's story is: If you can't say something nice, you're probably at the Ice Capades. Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it? Hey Lana want to see my wing span?
Are you cooing with my bird? I said "ARE YOU COOING WITH MY BIRD?
BADA BING! Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so Brain but if they called them Sad Meals kids won't buy them. Pinky are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so Brain but where are we going to find rubber pants in our size?
- Pinky and The Brain Yakko: Who's chubbier, Perry Mason or Scotty on Star Trek? (On karaoke night)
Dot: There's something missing.
Yakko: Like talent? (On karaoke night)
Dot: There's something missing.
Yakko: Like talent? (On karaoke night)
Dot: There's something missing.
Yakko: Like talent? Wakko Warner: "You wanna buy a box of Kid Scout cookies?"
Albert Einstein: "Cookies?? What would I want with cookies?"
Dot Warner: "You eat them, silly mustached man. Whoa! Dumber than advertised!" Minerva Mink: (singing)"It's not pretty being me... Try it, and you'll see... It's harder than you think being a gorgeous mink. La da da da, da da dee, It's not pretty being me." Runt: "Good idea, Rita; let's try for three."
Rita: "Dogs... Go fig'." Ralph: (as a giant) "Pee pie pooka plot, I smell Yakko, Wakko, and Dot!"
Yakko: "Isn't it supposed to be 'fee fi fo fum'?"
Ralph: "Yeah, but it don't rhymes with 'Dot'." Wakko Warner: "I can't potty in there; it's disgusting!" Slappy Squirrel: "It's over. Go away!" Skippy Squirrel: "Speeeeew!" Mindy: "Okay, I love you! Buh-bye!" Slappy Squirrel: "That's it! I'm going back to bed."
Minerva Mink: "So am I. I didn't take the diamond..."
Brain: "I also am innocent!"
Pinky: "Um, I may have done it... I walk in my sleep you know." Miles Standish: "Begone, pests, and give me the bird!"
Yakko Warner: "We'd love to, really, but the FOX censors won't allow it." Minerva Mink: "Who is it?"
Yakko Warner: "Good evening. I'm...in love." Wakko Warner: "Hey, mister. What's this?"
Ivan Bloski: "A vomit bag."
Wakko Warner: "Oh, poo! I got gypped; there's none in here!" Count Dracula: "I am Count Dracula."
Yakko Warner: "Didn't you used to teach math on 'Sesame Street'?" Minerva Mink: "Like I said, it's not pretty being me..." Runt: "It's over. It's definitely over." Wakko Warner: "You wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?"
Yakko Warner: "Ehh... Maybe later!" Slappy Squirrel: "You remind me of a very young Scooby-Doo..." Slappy Squirrel: "You remind me of a very young Scooby-Doo..." Ivan Bloski: "Shh! Shhhhh! Do you know what that means?!"
Yakko Warner: "You have a slow leak?" Brain: "Turn that off, Pinky. I have to prepare for tomorrow night."
Pinky: "Why, Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow night?"
Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!" Slappy Squirrel: "Eh, that snake doesn't have a leg to stand on... Hey, it's the dawn of time! What did you expect, new jokes?" Yakko: "Does George Hamilton know your tan's better than his?"
Satan: "Silence! I don't want to hear another peep out of you!"
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: "Peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep..."
Satan: "Stop peeping!"
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: "Peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep..." Wakko Warner: "I have to potty."
Yakko Warner: "What?"
Wakko Warner: "I have to potty!"
Yakko Warner: "What?"
Wakko Warner: "I have to POTTY!!!" Slappy Squirrel: "She reminds me of a very young Wilma Flinstone..." Dot Warner: "Men... Go fig'!" Slappy Squirrel: "You remind me of a very young Scrappy-Doo..." Dot Warner: "All we know is we like you. We have no taste, but we like you." Ivan Bloski: "This is absurd! You little goons have been bothering me ever since I sat down! Do you know who I am?!"
Yakko Warner: "No, but do you know who I am?"
Ivan Bloski: "No."
Yakko Warner: "Well, then we're even!" Yakko Warner: "I won! I won! I won! What'd I win?"
Dr. Scratchansniff: "Nothing."
Yakko Warner: "Say, what kind of game show is this??"
Dr. Scratchansniff: "This isn't a game show!"
Yakko Warner: "Well, I'll say it isn't; nobody wins anything. You'll be lucky to be on the air for one week." Minerva Mink: "Say... What kind of wolf are you, anyway?"
Wilford B. Wolf: "'Were'..."
Minerva Mink: "'Were'? You're a WEREwolf??"
Wilford B. Wolf: "Yup." Rasputin: "Would you kids slow down!!"
Yakko: "Why? Everyone else is Russian around here!" Pesto: "That's it!" Pinky: "Zort!" Wakko: "He was odd..."
Dot: "He was strange..."
Porter: "He was a chicken, I tell you; a giant chicken!" Slappy Squirrel: "What?!"
Yakko Warner: "I am Hercule Yakko, a sleuth."
Slappy Squirrel: "Yeah? Well, I'm Slappy Squirrel, asleep!" Wakko: "Knock knock!"
Dr. Scratchansniff: "Who's there?"
Wakko: "Max!"
Dr. Scratchansniff: "Okay... Max who?"
Wakko: "Max wants to come in and go crazy!" Yakko: Hellooooo, Nurse! Boys, do they get better when they get older? - Dot Warner Dot: Boys, do they get better when they get older? Yakko: "Anoying aren't we?" Pesto: "That's it!" That makes me feel warm and squishy inside--either that, or I sat in something.
-Dot Dot: "wanna see my pet" -grabs small white box then opens and a big monster comes out-
--Dot STOP buzzing those buzzers!
-Ned Flat ("Quiz Me Quick" host) Baloney: Did someone say pretend? Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo! Wally Llama: Well, No!!!! Yakko & Wakko: Helloooooo, Queen! I'm a titter
- Minerva Mink Yakko: And the moral of today's show is: Win a free trip to Tahiti! were not real monkeys were just cookoo!
yakko wakko and dot Minerva Mink: It's Not Pretty Being Me. Just Try It And You'll See.
It's Harder Than You Think To Be A Gorgeous Mink. La Da Da Da Da Da Dee. It's Not Pretty Being Me. Slappy- Yeesh! these kids would aplaud my laundry! Dot- We're not ready to order yet
*Warners make kissy-faces at man*
Warners- mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah Yakko- i'm still Yakko.....
Wakko- I'm still Wakko......
Dot- and I'm princess Angelina contessa louisea franchesca bonana fana bofu- DAAAHHH *random words and beeping noises*........
Yakko- thats my cute little sister who said that.....mwah! goodnight everybody! King- You must protect me!
Yakko- Say no more
King- Oh thank you, Thank you!
Yakko- no really stop talking your breath really smells! Yakko- *to Dot* Don't look at me, he's your brother! Dot- An now: My Solo (High pitched scream blows man off stage) It's just a little thing I do xD Dot- And i be princess pretty dear, who moves like a spring time fresh gazzele, sweet as honey and is sweet..but you can call me Dot.. Or are you the kind of guy who never calls a girl? You Cad! I'm leaving you! I'm going home to mother! Nummm*pulling tounges* And I'm keeping the ring! Lama- What! I'm missing Bay-watch!
Wakko- But we have a very very very very very very very very
*Yakko hits Wakko
Wakko- Important question to ask you. Yakko- Ahh, I've got it!.. the mink is working for FOX...The pair-o-legs is working for Paramount...And the guy who needs rehersal is working for Universal!
Dot- thankyou doctor zeus! *Alien hits Yakko's Knee, it flings up, Dot's knee her knee flings up*
Dot- hehe
*Alien hits Wakko's knee, he pulls out a huge mallet and smashes the Alien*
Wakko- sorry, Yoda...It's my reflexes
Yakko- take over for us!
Fanboys- No Waay!
Warners- Waaaay! Yakko- these people will clap at anything!
Wakko- *jumps on table* Hey Everybody! wanna hear me play Yankee-doodle with my armpit?
~Silence~
Yakko- Aaahh almost anything Yakko- How 'bout if we just wiggle here?
Warners- *Wiggle their bodys* Wiggle! Wiggle! Wiggle! Wiggle! Wiggle! Slappy- allright hang on, I got a couple of lines here *pulls out notebook* Ahem! "Tonight you will be visited by three ghosts"
Plotz- But Why?!
Slappy- *looks behind notebook* I don't know i lost the other page Yakko- I see, *to Dot* did you get all of that?
Dot- Her diamond was stolen, then there was a scream like this, AAHHHH!
Worker- No, it was more like this - DAAAHHHHH!
Yakko- I see, like this?-DAAAHHH!
Worker- Yes *Warners quietly approach man who is peeking around corner of a wall, giggle to themselves, Wakko pulls man's trousers down and the Warners roll on the floor in hysterics* (not a quote but funny all the same xD) Dot- I get this from guys all the time
*Dracula moves closer to Dot's neck*
Dot- SNAP OUT OF IT ! Qeen- We are not amused!
Yakko- Well we cetainly are!
*The warners roll on the floor in hysterics* Dot- TURN OUT THAT LIIGHT!!...It attracts insects :D *polar bear shows up, growls at Rita*
Rita- Runt? Runt?! *tapping Runt*....Sleepin beauty!
Polar bear- ROOAR!
Rita- AAAAHHHHH- Hey! Your shoes are untied! Hellooooo Florida! *Rita's Cage slams down on judges head and judge sinks into wateer*
Rita- That gave me a really warm feeling! "I'll take my chances,
and I'll go it alone,
leave Runt behind me,
and be on my own
Head to the tropics,
where summers in season,
the sooner the better coz,
man my butt is freezin!" - Rita Rita- Oh am I in this cartoon too? Dot-"i've got the most dreamy news!: Roger's asked patty to go study! YAHAOH-HO!" Rita-ahh what difference does it make Soon we'll be sleeping the big sleep.
Runt- *yawn* I could use a nap.
Rita- They're gonna gas us ya bafoon we'll be dead!
Runt- I don't think I'm that tired.
Rita- You're not a very smart cat are you, Runt?
Runt-..............Nope! Pinky- So what shall we do tonight Rita?
Rita- I don't know, Eat you for supper?
*eats pinky*
Pinky- Oh, lovely accomodation Rita
Rita- So far this is my favourite episode!
~Warners singing~ She ate the rat 'cause Rita is a cat cat cat cat cat! (Kiki chews leaves, spits them out and offers it to Rita)
Rita: YUCK *smacks hand away* No thanks.... call me weird, but Monkey Saliva takes all the fun out of eating (Kiki takes bunch of leaves and chews them, spits them out and offers them to Rita)
Rita: YUCK! *smacks Kiki's hand away* no thanks.... call me weird but monkey saliva takes all the fun out of eating
Kiki: AH AH AH!!
*Rita shakes head*
*Kiki Roars & Rita immediately opens her mouth and Kiki rubs the chewed leaves all over her tounge, Rita falls out of the tree n disgust and Kiki catches her and takes her to the groud*
Rita: I think I'll pass on dessert! Rita: Something tells me I'm gonna hate this episode (Kiki chews leaves, spits them out and offers it to Rita)
Rita: YUCK *smacks hand away* No thanks.... call me weird, but Monkey Saliva takes all the fun out of eating *Rita escapes from Kiki, and Kiki chases her outside*
*Rita hides behind trash can*
Stray Cat: I told you this is my trash! beat it or I'll claw your nose!
*Kiki grabs stray*
Stray: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
*Kiki takes stray back to preserve and Rita waves after them*
Rita: Enjooooy! *Kiki kisses Rita and Rita is drenched in her spit*
Rita: Ape Slobber, Yum! Kiki: OO, OO *Points at Rita*
Rita: Oh, I get it, "Monkey see, Monkey Do" No!
*Kiki smacks Rita into the ground* *Rita pops up from the ground again*
Kiki: OOO, OOO! *points at Rita*
Rita: Look, I speak cat, not gorilla, Okay?
*Kiki Smashes Rita into the ground again* *Rita Pops up from the ground again*
Rita: ughhh uuhh
Kiki: OOOO!, OOOO! *Points at Rita*
Rita: she couldn't possibly bop me again!
*Kiki smashes her into the ground*
*Rita gets up and folds her arms*
Rita: OO, OO, I'm OO OOing!
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