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I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
-Urkle Did I do that?
-Urkle Well, ya see, we had a little muffin mayhem. A small gastronomic goof up. A minor Betty Crocker boo boo.
-Steve Look what you did
-Steve (after being told to go home after being yelled at) I don't have to take this! I'm going home!
-Urkel Laura: Urkel, don't your parents feed you?
Steve: Not everyday.
-Laura and Steve Judy: That's it, I quit.
Laura: But Judy, if your not holding that sign, how are people gonna know where the tag sale is?
Judy: Im wet, I'm cold and I'm cranky.
Laura: But......
Judy: Don't mess with me!
-Laura and Judy Oops!
-Urkel I'm wearing you down babe, I'M WEARING YOU DOOOWN!
-Urkel Got cheese
-Urkel (after Steve barges in to his house) Ever heard of knocking?
Steve: hmm?
-Carl No! No! No! Don't!
-Carl Get out Steve
-Laura Ha ha (snort-snort)
-Urkel Rachel: Girls, who's watching my baby? Laura and Judy (Pointing to each other) : She is!
-Rachel Laura and Judy Now, stay still...............THIS IS GONNA HURT LIKE THE DICKENS!!
-Stevil I suggest you run.
-Carl howdy-ho, winslows!
-steve urkel "3, 2, 1... 1, 2, 3... What the heck is bothering me?!?!" - Carl Winslow "Ssssh, not while I'm pouring." - Steve Urkel Steve Urkel: "Uh, Eddie, is this a bad time?"
Eddie: "Steve, I just got dumped."
Steve Urkel: "Oh, good! Then you're free!" Eddie: "Only wimps give in to pain."
Harriette: "Come on, sweetie, let's get you home and then I can put some antiseptic on those cuts."
Eddie: "Mom, that stuff stings!" [after having stepped on Steve's bug]
Carl: "Who is Pablo?"
Steve Urkel: [Pointing to the floor] "Him. And him. And... OOHHH, and him!" Eddie: "I guess this means you're gonna ground us, huh?"
Harriette: "Into dust!" "Mmm, steak. You ever been down to the slaughterhouse? It's fascinating. One minute, "Moo!" The next minute... rump roast!" - Steve Urkel [Steve is eating frozen fish sticks out of the box]
Laura: "Steve, you're supposed to cook those!"
Steve Urkel: "And lose that wonderful ocean flavor?" Waldo: "Thanks for helping me find the gym."
Steve Urkel: "Don't feel bad. It's Monday! You had two whole days to forget where it was." "I have a lot of personal experience in first aid. I got a nosebleed at birth. My doctor slapped the wrong end." - Steve Urkel Gee, Steve... Your baby shoes, your grandmother's denchers, fish jam; and I didn't get a thing for you. - Laura Winslow "Cheating is wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them!" - Waldo Geraldo Faldo Laura: "Where did you get the money for this?"
Steve Urkel: "From my stay-away fund. Every year, my relatives send me money in hopes that I won't visit them!" Carl: "This baby has a remote. I'll be in all the videos."
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: "Then, you'll need a wide-angle lense." Lt. Murtaugh: "They're sending in that Urkel kid."
Carl: "What??? We've got cheerleaders taller than him!" Eddie: "Dad you embarrassed me in front of my friends."
Carl: "Well, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you in front of a guy named Weasel." Ms. Steuben: "I'm going to give you an A."
Waldo: [pause] "Wow! Could you write that A down on a piece of paper? I wanna take it home and read it to my mom." Well, look at his poor, pathetic face. He's so sad he could depress Richard Simmons. - Steve Urkel Carl Winslow: Go home, Steve.
Carl Winslow: Go home. Go home. Go home.
Steve Urkel: I don't have to take this. I'm going home. (The crew including Jaleel White's three characters are all on stage at a talk show and bicker on stage. Waldo tells all of them to chill).
Talk show host (to Waldo): Do you know them?
Waldo Geraldo Faldo: No. They are my friends. Steve-But Laura I really want to impress you!
Laura-Well it would really impress me if you just leave
*Steve and Laura* Steve Urkel: You love me, don't you? Carl: Yes.
Steve: Yes what?
Carl: Yes. You did that. You ALWAYS do that! Steve: Your honor, I would like to call Waldo Faldo.
Waldo: Okay, but I'm not home.
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