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Tell that to my thighs.
-Blanche My mother always used to say: "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana."
-Rose Oh c'mon, Blanche. Age is just a state of mind.
-Dorothy What are you trying to say, Rose? Weddings make you HOT?
-Dorothy Rose, I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?
-Dorothy Old age? You don't leave fingerprints anymore.
-Dorothy I need the money for my old age.
-Sophia Honey, I know I told you where babies come from, but did I ever mention where they come OUT?
-Blanche You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying.
-Dorothy Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and its starting to get on my nerves.
-Sophia To the boardwalk. I like to watch the old guys rearrange themselves when they come out of the water.
-Sophia Picture it - Sicily, 1932...
-Sophia I was blowing my breasts, Rose!
-Sophia What is your lucky hankerchief doing in your bra sophia?
-Rose Thank you.
-Rose Bed?!
-Rose Oh relax Rose, those are my initals: Blanche Elaine Devereaux.
-Blanche Look at me.
-Sophia Dorthy) I have done something terrible. Sophia) What did you do? Dorthy) I huged Miles. Sophia) Your'e going to HELL missy!
-Dorthy and Sophia Leap year, full moon...the curse. (Dorthy) O come on Ma it's the 90's say it's that time of the month
-Dorthy and Sophia This reminds me of something that happened back in St. Olaf...
-Rose I'll get the cheesecake.
-Rose (looking at bag of egg yolks) its little balls of sunshine in a bag
-Blanche Blanche: oh everything smells so good i cant wait for dessert
Rose:oh i made dessert
Blanche: damn
Rose:what blanche?
Blanche:Yum i said Yum
-Blanche and Rose All the cute ones are either married or gay.
-Blanche Stan: "Hi! It's me, Stan."
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