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Hey, Shippo. Your village called.They're asking for their idiot!
-Inuyasha Windscar!
-Inuyasha Grandpa: Why, these pickles are full of history.
Kagome: Not half as full as you are.
-Grandpa and Kagome "SIT BOY!!"
-Kagome (Kagome falls out of the sky and lands on the unconscious Manten.)
Kagome: Well, at least the fall didn't kill me.
(manten wakes up)Manten:No.But I might!
-Manten Kagome "Iron Reverse Sole Stealer"-Inuyasha.
"Will you bear my child,"-Miroku to any female he saw.
"Hiraikotsu,"-Sango
" Miroku: No need to apologize, Sango. Besides, I'm as much to blame. Kagome informed me that my bad habit of flirting with women was the cause of all this. I'm really sorry, Sango. Inuyasha: Don't you faint on me, you stupid girl. Sango: I know the monk would try to spy on us, but do you think Inuyasha would? Kagome: No way, he's such a cold fish. Sango: Do you want him to look? Kagome: Thank you Inuyasha. Inuyasha: Huh? Kagome: Never mind. Inuyasha: Women. Kagome: Oh, wow! He proposed to her! Inuyasha: He poses a what? Miroku: Somehow it's different with us. You see, Sango, I've never had such strong feelings for a woman as I do for you. Inuyasha: Can we lose some of the violence? Kagome: Sure, as soon as you stop being so weird! Inuyasha: Your the one being a lunatic! Yura: Stop that! I'll kill you! Miroku: [Sango falls to the ground sobbing] Sango?
Sango: Yes!
Miroku: You'll have my children? Ten babies, or maybe even twenty?
Sango: Yes! Miroku... does this mean you'll stop womanizing?
Miroku: [stunned] Huh? Uh... heh heh...
Sango: [briefly pausing on each word] You. Will. Stop. Flirting... Right?
[Miroku looks away, chuckling]
Sango: [thinking] I'll take that as a no... Sesshoumaru: Now, was that aimed at me? Kagome: Come on. Don't you feel the least bit sorry for Kikyo? Her grave was violated. I know you were betrayed by her but that was a long time ago. It's been at least 50 years since she passed away Naraku: I am not going to kill you - I am going to break you. Kagome: [Thinking] Okay, now I'm offically freaked! What's going on? He almost kissed me! Kagome: You stinking toad. Jaken: You stinking human. Kagome: Oh yeah? Well, this human's gonna kick your...
Jaken: We'll see about that. Yura: Of course, her hair isn't nearly as pretty as yours, but, waste not, want not. Kagome: [With a bow and arrow ready to fire] Not as pretty as his, huh? What would you know about it? You live in a time where they don't even have SHAMPOO. Inuyasha: What are you waiting for? Hurry up and shoot it!
Kagome: Shoot? Your kidding, right? I've never used a bow in my life! Inuyasha: The crow lives by eating human flesh. If you think that's bad, let it swallow the jewel! [the crow swallows the jewel] Kagome: Ahh! It swallowed it! Fine! I'll try! Inuyasha: Thank you! INUYASHA YOU PERVERT! SIT! -kagome Inuyasha (to Totosai): I don't give a rat's ass if you're famous or not, old man!
Hiten: Now hand over the jewel shards! Or you'll never see your lover alive again!
Inuyasha: (with a dumbfounded look on his face) See my lover?
Inuyasha: You actually thought I would hand over the jewel shards as a ransom to get you back?!
Kagome: Of course you would! Cause that's what a lover would do!
Inuyasha: Well we ain't lovers! And without love, the whole argument kinda falls apart!
Miroku (upon freeing the Water Godess): You're so beautiful, yet so tiny! It would be a first for me, but I'm certainly willing to give it a try--
Sango: TRY WHAT?!
Miroku: Heheh, Nothing, nothing...(praying) Resist all temptation...
Kagome: Im going home! Goodbye Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Wait stupid! (just for those of us who saw the real version-japanese...)
Kagome-INUYASHA! OSUWARI!!!!!
Inuyasha-TEME.... Inuyasha: Are you crazy? You could have gotten yourself killed.
Kagome: I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't sure. I mean, he couldn't be that bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out.
[Miroku wakes up and rubs Kagome's rear]
Kagome: [runs into Inu Yasha's arms] I was wrong. Kill him. Miroku: I am a solitary man, enjoying my own company.
Kagome: But if you don't do anything fast, you won't even have your own company to enjoy.
Miroku: Dear Kagome.
[Takes Kagome and holds her]
Miroku: Do you concern yourself with my predicament?
Kagome: [confused] I guess so.
Miroku: Then I ask you for a favor. I would like you to bear me a son. If for some reason, I don't survive, I want him to carry on the family legacy.
InuYasha: [Stands between Miroku and Kagome and separates them] Hey get your hands off her.
Miroku: I see, Inu Yasha, that you are in love with Kagome. This is awkward.
Inuyasha: I'm not in love with her. She's just a... a jewel detector. That's right.
Kagome: Is that all I am to you, a jewel detector? Oh yeah, I forgot, you have a thing for dead girls. Well maybe I should help Miroku instead, he's much nicer than you Inu Yasha. And you could learn a few things from him.
Inuyasha: You wouldn't dare betray me.
Miroku: Well, you could learn to be more gentle.
Kagome: Exactly, to be more gentle.
Miroku: Gentle like this.
[touches Kagome somewhere he shouldn't]
Kagome: Get your hands off me.
Inuyasha: I told you to get your hands off her. Kagome: [slaps Myoga the flea] Do I *look* like a blood bank? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Miroku: So she has left us once again. Inuyasha, Kagome was not acting her usual self. Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?
Inuyasha: Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman.
Miroku: Ah! Ghastly! You mean you did *that* right in front of Kagome?
Inuyasha: Maybe we need to have a talk about what it is you do with women! Little Boy: [to Inuyasha and Kagome after carrying his Grandfather back to their village] Thank you, lady. Thank you, Mr. Dogman.
Inuyasha: [looking slightly annoyed] Dog... man?
Inuyasha: I'm a demon, not a comedian! Miroku: Somehow it's different with us. You see, Sango, I've never had such strong feelings for a woman as I do for you.
Sango: [blushing, surprised] Uh...
Miroku: Except... there's one problem. I feel as if I cannot love you as an ordinary woman.
[Sango stares blankly ahead, shocked. The others are still eavesdropping]
Kagome: HUH?
Miroku: You're my comrade, the woman I fight alongside.
Shippo: So he's saying they're just gonna be friends?
Kagome: That's terrible! He's not getting away with this!
Sango: I know that, you didn't need to tell me. I knew how you felt. It's not as if... as if I hoped you would love me. I never thought that.
[crying slightly, stands up]
Miroku: Sango?
Sango: We said it all, right? I'm going.
Miroku: I'm just getting started. If this battle with Naraku ever comes to an end, and the curse of my wind tunnel is broken... if I make it out alive... If we made it that far, would you come live with me... would you bear my children, Sango?
Kagome: Oh, wow! He proposed to her!
Inuyasha: He poses a what?
Inuyasha: Are you stupid? Inuyasha: Wait, stupid! inuyasha to kikyo: I swear i will never let naraku harm you adamant barrage:inuyasha
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