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Thinking sucks.
-Beavis Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?
-Beavis Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass?
-Butt-Head Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass.
-Beavis Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now!
-Butt-Head You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants?
-Beavis Hey Butthead, what did they do in the olden times when they didnt have any TV?
-Beavis Dammit Beavis, Shut Up.
-Butt-head Diarrhea cha cha cha Diarrhea cha cha cha.
-Beavis, Butt-head My people; we are without Bungholes...
-Beavis Dammit Beavis, what the hell are you doing? You're not supposed to have your penis out while you're cooking!
-Butt-head Huh-huh, We've got testicles.
-Butt-head Yah, Beware the long wiener of Beavis.
-Beavis Whoa, huh huh, she just said "ass-munch".
-Butt-head School sucks.
-Beavis Uh, Beavis, did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh.
-Butt-head This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.
-Butt-head Stop in the name of all which does not suck.
-Butt-head Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire.
-Beavis I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNG HOLE!
-Beavis I have seen the top of the mountain. And it is good.
-Butt-Head Washin' the DOG, washin' the DOG!
-Beavis & Butthead We're there dude.
-Butthead Come to Butt-Head!
-Butt-Head "Huh huh, let's go prune some power lines"
-Butthead Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth.
-Butt-head I am the Great Cornholio! I need T.P. for my Bunghole!
-Bevis as Cornholio Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something.
-Butt-Head Now hold still this time! Uh, no pain no hole. Uh huh huh huh!
-Butt-Head I thought you said you wanted to do me I'm sorry.
-Beavis if you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone
-beavis only if you had a boner
-butthead Check it out Butthead, this chicken has three boobs.
How many butts does she have?
-Beavis Then Butt-Head BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW!
-Beavis & Butt-head Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground.
-Butthead I don't know what you're thinking, but I simply cannot have students roaming the halls, disrupting other classes, and giving prophecies of a great plague.
-Principal McVicker Hmmmmm Tit lee ist!
-Beavis Peek a boo!
-Beavis (showing his ass) I AM CORNHOLIO!!!
-Bevis as Cornholio Nachos Rule!!
-Butthead and Beavis free dismemberment
-beavis it should be faster but it shouldnt suck
-butthead beavis you monkeyspank
-butthead we need a chick
-butthead hey butthead, you flipped the bird
-beavis Beavis you dill weed
-butthead this sucks!
-butthead Hey beavis, Mr.Andersons balls are like, fillthy.
-butthead BREAKING THE LAW! BREAKING THE LAW!
-beavis and butthead (while head banging) Hey beavis, Mr.Andersons balls are like, fithy.
-butthead ARE YOU THRETNING ME
-Cornholio It's coming out of the ass of the ass.
-Beavis Butt-head: Beavis, I told you I wasn't gonna let you touch the remote anymore. Now, give me that, buttknocker.
Beavis: No, way. And stop calling me buttknocker!
Butt-head: Give it here before I kick your buttknockering ass!
Beavis: Stop calling me
-Beavis and Butt-head You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes.
-Butt-head watching a KISS music video: Beavis: They should have a name for this kinda of music.
Butt-head: They already do Beavis, crap.
-B&B Talking about a SCAT video Beavis, you're gonna keep talking about loogies and I'm gonna be too busy swinging around my gigantic schlong.
-Butt-head: [After Butthead criticizes Metallica] Say one more bad thing about Metallica and I'll kick your ass!
-Beavis: Butthead:Don't be a dumbass beavis! there's always been TV, there's just more channels now. Beavis: oh yeah, progress is cool!
-Beavis and Butthead This sucks more then anything that has ever sucked before.
-Butthead IT'S HARRY SACHZ!!!
-Beavis What in the hell...?
-Tom Anderson Beavis:you know what would be cool.if they had pipes for crap.Butthead: beavis,you dumbass where do think your crap goes?beavis:it doesnt.it stays in jars in my basement.
-beavis and butthead "That was really hard, Butt-Head!"
"Yeah, but it's cool once you get it right."
-Beavis and Butt-Head "That was really hard, Butt-Head!"
"Yeah, but it's cool once you get it right."
-Beavis and Butt-Head Hey, Butt-Head. Check this out... 'Say hello to my dear friend'!
-Beavis Respect?! Those boys never showed me any respect! It took every ounce of self-control for me not to kill them!
-Coach Buzzcut Man I tell what, I felt like A one legged cat try'in to burry turd's on A frozen pond out there.
-Tom Anderson Bevis: BOI-OI-OI-OI-OING!!! Butthead: We're going to get high?...Cool!
Mr. Van Dresson: No, No, Butthead I said 'Haicu'. A haicu is... Butthead: I have been to the top of the mountain, and it was cool. Principal McVicar: you watch your mouth, little bastard . Butthead: We're there, dude. Mr. Van Dreissen: "C'mon, people. Let's show some respect, okay?"
Coach Buzzcut: "Respect?! Those boys never showed me ANY respect! It took every ounce of my self control not to kill them!" Butthead: huh huh huh come on beavis, shake your grove thing!
Beavis: huh huh im shaking it Beavis: (watching a music video): Hey Butt-head, what's that?
Butt-head: Uhhh... It's a hoe.
Beavis: Yeah I know but what's that thing she's dragging behind her? Beavis:Shut up Butt-Head!! I'll kick u in the nads!!! Random Person: "Happy Halloween!"
Butthead: "Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh, 'ween'." Butt-Head: "Say hello to the Butt-Scratcher 2000." No way, Stewart! You're fat enough already! - Butt-Head Uh huh huh. "Head gear". Uh huh huh huh. - Butt-Head Beaver KICKS ASS! - Beavis You twisted your's when you were choking it! - Beavis I don't like stuff that sucks! - Butt-Head We'd better bury you Beavis. You're already starting to stink! - Butt-Head Boy, I tell you Beavis. You're one stupid son of a bitch! - Butt-Head We should be on TV. - Butt-Head Uh, your cow's like, broken sir. - Butt-Head Mabey you should stick your weiner in the bug zapper. - Butt-Head Sympt....symp...Simpsons? Uh...They're pretty cool. - Butt-Head Did you know when you eat rump roast, your eating a cow's butt? - Butt-Head Buzzcut's always screaming at us and kicking our asses. - Butt-Head Hey Butt-Head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance? - Beavis I guess it's like, time to go to sleep or something. - Butt-Head I was shot in the butt. - Beavis FIVE BUCKS! Take it or leave it! - Beavis Time sucks! - Butt-Head I SWEAR I'LL RIP YOUR BUNGHOLE OFF! - Beavis Iron Justice is cool. - Butt-Head Um...I killed a bunch of people once. - Beavis WORK SUCKS! - Beavis Butt-Head: (holding up a drill) "No pain, no...uh...hole." Beavis: "Damn it, all this wussy crap is pissing me off! C'mon, get violent! I wanna see some violence!" Beavis: (holding up a hedge-trimmer) "Whoa, look, Butt-Head! 'Say hello to my dear friend!'" Coach Buzzcut: "'We regret to inform you that your history of the abuse of two students has come to our attention'?? Who are they?! I'll kill them...!" Butthead: uhhhhhhh no Beavis: You suck Butthead: Beavis you fartknocker Butthead: Alright Gwar
Beavis: Yeah Bwar is cool. Beavis:*singing* oh Baby thats why i need you. Psychiatrist: "Mr. McVicker... What are we gonna do with you? We've tried everything, from group counseling to physical isolation..."
Beavis: "Have tried kicking him in the nads?"
Psychiatrist: "Yeah... Good idea." Principal McVicker: "But I don't want any visitors... I'm sick in the head!"
Psychiatrist: "Seeing them is a first step towards resuming your duties as principal. After all, they're your students..."
Principal McVicker: "No! They're demons sent straight from Hell!" Burger World Manager: "Be careful in the kitchen. Burger World cannot afford to pay out any more Workers' Compensation."
Butt-Head: "Uh... 'Workers' Constipation'?"
Beavis: "Yeah, I get that all the time at work; when I can't take a poop." Beavis: "Damn it! We were all craved for this Workers' Constipation, and this bunghole stole our idea!" Coach Buzzcut: "Damn it, Beavis! I am the Ghost Of Christmas Future, and I'm going to straighten you out, even if it means sticking a Christmas tree where the sun don't shine!"
Beavis: "Really? That could hurt..." Beavis: "Hey, check it out, Butt-Head! This chick has three boobs!"
Butt-Head: "That's pretty cool. How many butts does she have?"
Beavis: "Oh, wait a minute... That's her stomach." Butt-Head: "Uh... Come here, doggie." Beavis: (as Cornholio) "Trick or treat, son of a bitch!" beavis and butthead (to the tune of breakign the law ): "washing the dog washing the dog . "
beavis and butthead while washing mr anderson's dog beavis and butthead (to the tune of breakign the law ): "washing the dog washing the dog . "
beavis and butthead while washing mr anderson's dog Butthead: "I gave her the finger, huh-huh-heh" He still likes butts
-Bevis
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