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Who do you think's in the burger?
-Barth Dddyyyaaaaiiiii heard that
-Barth Sometimes, it's so easy, I'm ashamed of myself.
-Alasdair Vanessa, don't feed the cat under the table. Feed him on top of the table, instead!
-Valerie Pervert The A-Team makes one cup of coffee last five hours will not be seen at this time so that we may bring you a show for people with lots of time on their hands and nothing better to do.
-Annoucer Mr Rodgers Vandalizes the neighborhood will not be seen at this time so that we may bring you this show which we managed to steal.
-Annoucer That is one sneaky kid.
-Executioner I don't know
-vanessa Blue Skies, Barthy Burgers, Girls...
-Alasdair Just another introduction the opposite sketches
-Moose Freedom! Blue Skies! Barthie Burges! Girls!!!
-The Prisoner And now it's time for some Opposite Sketches!
-Christine McGlade Back to reality!
-Christine (after opposite sketches) DON'T ENCOURAGE YOUR MOTHER!!!
-Lance Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to me?
-Mr. Shidler Valarie: He has a point. Lance: Don't encourage him!
-Valarie Lance I'll be glad when we finally get the dishwasher fixed.
-Kevin K. Roll the credits!
-Ross Ewich You Can't Do That on Television is a Killing Time production. [kills clock with the hammer]
-Announcer RRREady Aim.....
-Executioner Wait a minute, wait a minute...stop the execution!
-Various Water
-Vanessa El Capitan (executioner): Rrready Aim...!
Executionee (varios stars from the show): Wait A Minute!! Wait a Minute... Stop The Execution...
El Capitan: What eez eet dees time... Snakeyes: Get off my bus. Amigos: Si, Si... Si Senor El Capitan: No Porblem Senorita, you may use my hairdryer (one gunshot sound, and hat flys off) Stupidos, you could have killed us both, I said "Dryer": "Dryer", not "Fire" (all gunshots fire off and El Capitan falls to death) Principal: I want you to copy out this dictionary in its entirety ten times. Valerie (mother): Where does the stork find them, and why dose he send 'em to me. Barth: "Dahyaaa, I heard thee." Ross Ewich: "The oppisites is over." SnakeEyes: There is nothing wrong with the brakes, I checked them myself. See for yourself, I have them right here.
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