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The Jerry Springer Show Quotes

Quotes

Jerry Jerry Jerry.
-Audience
I went hunting with this guy I love this guy.
-Some guy on this show
Jerry Jerry Jerry.
-Crowd
Larry Larry Larry.
-Crowd
Reverened Shnorr: "Follow gods guiding light. Keep your passions in check and love will open up to you in another world. And as the world turns."
Reverened Shnorr: "I now pronounce you man and wife. May no man or woman devise what the god lord has put together. You can kiss your bride."
Steve Wilkos: "Get off of her do you understand me."
Some indian guy: "You know the crazy work it is. For your free tickets to The Jerry Springer Show call (312) 321-5365. You can come have fun too."
Reverened Shnorr: "God bless. Thank you you may be seated."
Audience member: "I wanna touch Steve's head."
Crowd: "Reverened Reverened Reverened."
Jerry: "Alright we're back now."
Jerry: "We can talk without punching each other out."
Jerry: "Oh my gosh it's the Reverened Shnorr."
Jerry: "Welcome to the show."
Jerry: "The door bell i'll get it."
Jerry: "Until next time take care of yourselves and each other."
Jerry: "Get your ringside seat. For your free tickets to The Jerry Springer Show call (312) 321-5365.
Audience: "Go to Maury. Go to Maury. Go to Maury."
Audience: "Go to Oprah. Go to Oprah. Go to Oprah."
Audience: "Go to Ellen. Go to Ellen. Go to Ellen."
Some audience member: "Hey Oprah what are you doing on The Jerry Springer Show."
Audience: "Show us your teeth. Show us your teeth. Show us your teeth."
Audience: "Take off your shirt. Take off your shirt. Take off your shirt."
Jerry: "Let me ask you something. Why did you cheat?"

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