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Mommie Dearest
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The Charmings Quotes

Quotes

You really are Prince Charming. And you're Snow White. I wonder if Alf is real too.
-Don
He'd have to be... out of his fiddlesticking mind!
-Eric
The first time you saw me, I was dead.
-Snow
Oh, kids can be so cruel... that's what I like about them!
-Lillian
You probably think that Bruce and Cybill really like each other!
-Lillian
Mother, we just wanted you to find someone and get married, not suffer eternal damnation.
-Snow
Let's see those tramps from Oz top that!
-Lillian
I'm off to see the lizard.
-Eric
I'm a great matchmaker. After all, who set up Jack and Jill?
-Snow
Double, double, toil and trouble, Wilma, Fred and Barney Rubble.
-Lillian
There's not gonna be a happy ending.
-Eric
I couldn't find the goose that lays golden eggs, I can't spin straw into gold, and where's Midas when you need him?
-Lillian
Snow, the man got stepped on by a giant!
-Eric
You're kissing, how lovely! Do you know how many germs there are in the human mouth?
-Lillian
Why did I have to wake up? I was having such lovely nightmares!
-Lillian

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