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I’m a foul actually!
-Virgil Max: Hey Virg, how come you can't fly?
Virgil: I learned to read instead.
-Max and Virgil Max: Watch out, Bea! There are...
Bea: Three eerie looking things in black robes behind me?
Max: Yeah. How'd you know?
Bea: Lucky guess.
-Max Bea Max: How about Norman? I really have a good feeling about him.
Norman: I eat aliens for breakfast!
Max: Ha, you see. They're even on his diet.
-Max and Norman Who are you? And why are you dripping slime on the floor?
-Bea This squid is really losing his temper! And I'm losing my lunch!
-Max Don't I get to make my one phone call? My mom'll be worried if I don't call and let her know I'm in jail!
-Max Max: Why are we still running?
Norman: Good exercise.
-Max and Norman Man: Him!
Sarah: Him!
Max: Who him?
-Man, Sarah, and Max Come on, Virg. The only dinosaur living in Hawaii is big and purple and sings on TV.
-Max Max: You can't fly the plane.
Bea: Why? Because I'm a girl?
Max: Because you don't know how.
Bea: Yes I do. My mother taught me.
-Max and Bea Max: Good means of summoning, Virgil. Why didn't you spell it out in pepperoni?
Virgil: I wanted to make sure you read it before you ate it.
-Max and Virgil Whoa, a CD! No title? Just my luck, it might be the Village People.
-Max Max: What are we facing this time? A beast? A monster? A demon?
Man #1: It's a beast!
Man #2: It's a monster!
Man #3: It's a demon!
Max: Ha! Ace Ventura always gets it!
-Max and random men Max: Oh well. What would you expect from a fowl?
Man in Chicken Suit: Hey! I'm a chicken, actually!
-Max and Guy in chicken suit Max: My mentor is an over-sized chicken?
Virgil: I'm a fowl, actually.
-Max and Virgil Spike: [while being dangled over a cliff by Norman] You can't kill me! If you do, you'll be no better than me!
Norman: [drops him] I can live with that.
-Spike and Norman Virgil: Max, my boy. You are earth's only hope!
Max: You know, I knew you were going to say that. Come on man. What about the air force, or the U.N.? Arnold Schwarzenegger? I mean we don't want to hog all the glory for ourselves.
-Virgil and Max [Max and Norman enter a room with several solid stone slabs as furniture]
Max: Yeesh, what is this place?
Norman: My room, Mighty One
Max: Ah. Remind me never to have a pillow fight with you, Norman.
-Max and Norman [Zygote faces his T-Rex against Max's devolved pet iguana, Thor]
Prof. Zygote: My dinosaur can beat your dinosaur!
Max: Oh, now we're REALLY mature.
-Max and Zygote I'm gonna make a pancake out of that pipsqueak!
-Norman A Cyberskull action figure? That's a "Must Have" item on my Christmas list!
-Max Max: What's going on here?
Virgil: Oh merely the end of the world!
Max: Oh good. I was afraid it was something serious.
-Max and Virgil [opening lines of the series, as we see Skullmaster's digging machines at work] Dig. Swallow. Chew. Eat me a hole so I may bring... pain! A tunnel to unleash my torment... upon them. Up... on the surface... in the sun... Dig a path for me to be *freeeeee
-Skullmaster Max: Virgil, the prophecy has got to have something to say about this mess?
Virgil: With Skull Master's demise, the prophecy no longer applies! Nothing but chaos remains.
Norman: Works for me!
-Max Virgil and Norman Max: Mom! You gotta take that ring off!
Max's Mom: I don't think it's going to fit you, Max. It's tight on me.
-Max and Mom Have you riven a fjord lately!
-Max
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