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Entertain me, boring stooge.
-Bobut The opinions expressed by my germs are not necessarily my own.
-Spit These diapers are unacceptably snug.
-Bobut I haven't had so much fun since I went out with my high school math teacher!
-Sally Regis and Kathy Lee? They have a show on this planet too?
-High Elder Prissy Tonight's "Aliens in the Family" has been brought to you by the 25th dimension.
-Bobut We must leave before the humans completely destroy our minds!
-High Elder Prissy Uh, is there a reason why there's a spaceship on the patio?
-Heather At last! Now I control all the spoons!
-Bobut Heather, I think you learned a lesson. And that lesson is: killing is bad.
-Doug If four of our kids could all work together to torture one of them, then maybe we are a real family.
-Doug I wanna watch TV and Snizzy keeps trying to take it apart!
-Adam You will never triumph. I will never surrender!
-Bobut You should know better than to scare Sally to death by impersonating an escaped convict over the baby monitor.
-Cookie I thought you wanted a nicer Bobut... and I had the technology!
-Bobut That was the grossest thing I've ever seen... I loved it!
-Tiffany Wow! A slimy little green man!
-Tiffany Why are there no happy endings in real life?
-Bobut Please summarize. I am losing consciousness!
-Bobut You forbade me from using mind-control, which left me with very limited options!
-Bobut I require Stinky Stevie!
-Bobut Rodent, I command you, find me Stinky Stevie!
-Bobut I know you ate my new Smashing Pumpkins CD.
-Heather Maybe he'll find that trail of alkeline battery treats we left for him.
-Cookie Whoah, glottensnort!
-Spit Goodbye cruel domicile.
-Bobut I require pudding.
-Bobut
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