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Hoory, Doog, for we are to be picking lab partners!
-Fentruck DON'T MESS UP!
-Assistant Principal Lamarr Bone Dear Journal, hi! it's me, Doug.
-Doug Remember kids, the Quail-call is NOT a toy!
-Quailman Remember kids, the Quail-call is NOT a toy!
-Quailman Patty you're the Mayonnaise for me, woah woah woah!
-Doug If it weren't for rules, everything would be all higgle-dy piggle-dy!
-Mr. Bone It's Quail Man!
-Quail Man I don't wanna shake my booty!
-Doug STOP!! Did you say Blythe Field?
-Judy Kalookakoooo!
-Doug OW! Doug, your nose poked me in the eye!
-Patti hey Doug,honk honk!
-Skeeter Honk, Honk! Big nose!
-Skeeter's baby brother One little voice is calling me, calling me.
-Doug And remember, vote for me!
-The mayer YOU BROKE MY GRILL?!
-Mr. Dink VERY expensive
-Mr. Dink Da Doy Dought Da Dasketdoll!
-Doug (singing)
Patti You're the mayonaise for me, Whoa whoa whoa
-Doug Oh eee ooh, killer tofu!
-The Beets Waa-na-naaaaa! Jack Bandit!
-Doug What do you think Fatty Fatty Fatty?
-Mrs. Wingo I need mo' allowance! Yodel-a-eee-ooh! Why? I'm talkin' to you!
-The Beets Doug: I didn't catch your name
Roger: That's because I didn't throw it!
-Doug/Roger Not now..I'm ssssizzzliiiinnng!!
-Judy Yum! Yum! Eat 'em up!
-Dale ciyonara suckers! (laughs)
-Roger Bring on that liver and onions, Yum Yum!
-Doug In order to eat liver and onions, you must BECOME liver and onions!
-Judy YOU are the liver and I am the ONIONS!!
-Judy One! Two! TEN!
-Mr. Valentine There's a bomb in the lasagnia.
-Doug This chocolate tastes like cement! Who makes this junk? *gasp* Oh my goodness, I make this junk!
-Mr. Swirly OK. Who do you have a crush on?" "Uh, well, I guess I like... Beebe." "AAAH!
-Willty, A.V. Dork Larry and BeBe I'm a slug.
-Doug Get two pictures taken, one for you, and one for that nose.
-Roger maybe I do need new shoes
-Doug A bomb in the lasagna?! GREAT SCOTT!!!
-Doug (in song) "Bang'n on the trash can,Drum'n on the street light, play'n on my banjo One little vioce is calling me, calling me, one little vioce is caalling meee"
-Doug Hi ya big nose.
-Dale Announcer: For a pair of tickets to see the Beets, what is the name of the Beets' first album? Skeeter:I don't know man *honk* Announcer: young man, do you know? Doug:... Beats me... Announcer: YOU ARE CORRECT...
-Radio Announcer Dude/Skeeter/Doug How did i get into this mess?
-Doug Porkchop!Hahahaha!You're supposed to bag the nematoad,not cream it!
-Doug Skeeter: [every time Skeeter says hi to Doug] "Yo Doug! "
[makes nasal noise]
Skeeter: "Ha ha." The beets!!- Doug and Skeeter Dong: P-P-Patty?! W-Where? Roger: Funnie I am gonna pound you Doug and Skeeter: Killer tofu Doug and Skeeter: THE BEETS JACKETS!!!!! Roger: Funny looks like i am gonna have to cream you now *after porkchop dumps sweat on the plant* Bee-eerobe Mr.Bone: You understand Mr.Funnie Mr.Dink: FORE!!!*hits the Funnies mail boxwith a golf ball*SORRY!!!! Skeeter: "Cool hair, Roger! I like the way it's all nice and pointy."
Roger: "Aw, whaddya you know, Skeet Face?"
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