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Time, places, people... They're all speeding up. So to cope with this evolutionary paranoia, strange people are chosen, who through their art can move progress more quickly. -Mandy
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Chewin' The Fat Quotes

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You've taken that too far
-Painter
Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate, Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate.
-various
Your warm now, but how's it gonna be in a wee stoney jail cell, with nothin to heat you up, but a hot boaby... Right up your ass!
-Victor
YA COUPLE OF FANNIES!!!
-Neds
UGGGHHHH
-various
[to a woman] You agitating ma boy. I'll stick this Barbie that far up your arse that Ken will need tae dangle fae your tonsils just tae get a goodnight winch.
-Big Man's Maw

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