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You're yankin' my chain... Pop, can I say 'yankin my chain' in front of the kids?
-Casey And you're not on anything? I mean, I don't have to show you the thing with the frying pan and the egg?
-Casey Can't an angel bake cookies for his giant, floating head without arousing suspicion?
-Marty I'm aging by the minute, my back is killing me and I hate the way kids dress today.
-Steve I used to dread old age, back when I was in my 40's... about an hour ago.
-Steve Marty: Do you like Yasmine Bleethe? Grampa: Yeah, of course. I love havin' teeth!
-Marty & Grampa Sure, I can see angels. I see angels all the time, ever since I had a near-death experience.
-Grampa Steve: Who's Andy & Opie? Casey: Uh, Matlock and the bald guy who directed Apollo 13.
-Steve & Casey In other words, don't do anything that I would do.
-Pam I knew a dude... who ate some food... that was rude. I knew a dude. Copyright Jordan Lubell.
-Jordan Well, if a mule backed into a cactus, it'd make a sweeter sound.
-Abe Lincoln And now, without further a-dude...
-Steve I can see it all now! Teen Angel the motion picture, starring Brad Pitt as Marty and Carrot Top as his friend, Steve!
-Marty Supervision? That's a great idea! Could I also have super-strength?
-Marty I lost in the semi-finals. I spelled 'relief' 'R-O-L-A-I-D-S.'
-Katie This looks like a job for... TEEN ANGEL!
-Marty DePolo Today's game is brought to you by Beauchamp Cereal, the breakfast of Beau-champions!
-Marty Hey, I'll try anything once... that prob'ly explains why I'm dead at 15.
-Marty Remember me as I was -- the most beautiful boy in the world!
-Marty Obviously, I can't reverse my spell... which suggests it's a very powerful spell, so kudos to me!
-Marty You missed my whole three years as a regular on Baywatch.
-Pam
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