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WWE Raw Quotes

Quotes

The Champ is here!
-John Cena
Edge: I am The Rated R Superstar!
Edge: I am The Rated R Superstar!
The Rock: If you smell what The Rock is cooking
"He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!"

- Bobby Heenan
"Jabroni-beatin, pie-eatin, trail-blazin, eyebrow-raisin, faster than a cheatah, stronger than a buck, hottest thing to hit Canada because the Maple Leafs suck!"

- The Rock
"Keep off my grass, but don't be afraid to stop by and whack the weed..."

- Triple H
"I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me!"

- Roddy Piper
"If the Gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up the ladder and drop a big elbow on the world."

- Cactus Jack
"The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children."

- Gorilla Monsoon
Mankind: Have a nice day!
Triple H: We got two words for you SUCK IT!!!
Vince McMahon: YOOUUURR FIIIRREEDDD!!!!!!!!!
Stone Cold Steve Austin: And thats the bottom line cuz Stone Cold Said so
Stone Cold Steve Austin: That damn belt is coming to Steve Austin.
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Stone Cold Steve Austin can kick anybodys ass and thats the bottom line cuz i said so.
Undertaker: McMahon you can go to hell.
Undertaker: Its time to take your ass to the learning tree.
Vince McMahon: You make me sick
Sable: This is for the Women who want to be me and for the Man who come to see me. Are you guys ready for the grind.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Puppies!!!!
Vince McMahon: Welcome to Raw is War
Jim Ross: Welcome to Monday night Raw
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said, Oh! siamesse Twins! Ha! Ha! Ha!

-Jerry Lawler (Talking about Mankind)
Kanyon: "Whos Better Than Kanyon?!"
Crowd: "Everybody!!"

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