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An entire city block is flattened in the blink of an eye including a retirement home for ageing Ninja Turtles.
(Episode 1: stop dragging my cat around.)
-Narrator I am Captain Nitro, from Blown Up with People. Have you anyone in need of attitude adjustment?
-Captain Nitro Don't worry! Blowing up is good for you; clears those arteries out!
-Captain Nitro A fully functioning, cybernetic, technologically advanced team of superheroes... and NOBODY'S got a flashlight?
-Polly Esther Now for something completely silly.
-Speedy Service Read my eyelids: NO NEW ROBOTS!
-Guru Lou Will someone please cue that bird?
-Director Who comes up with these lines?
-Polly Esther Bird Brain Batallion attack!
-Bad Bird Speedy: Samurais always land on their feet!
Professor Ohm's som: Not in Kurasawa films
-Speedy & Professor Ohm's Son A mysterious force is making people dance wildly and threatening to destroy our entire way of life!' 'Must be rap music.
-Francine Guido Polly Esther-*Angry* "Can you believe those two, getting all goggle-eyed over a girl like Lucille?"
Francine Manx-"Tomcats....you can't live with 'em, and you can't throw 'em down a well and drown 'em. There really ought to be a law."
-Polly Esther and Francine Manx.
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