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The Fairly OddParents Quotes

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If I don't make it out of here... tell my dad... he's weird.
-Timmy
I'VE GOT GOATS IN MY PANTS!
-Crimsion Chin action figure
Wanda: Timmy, you can't have both brains and brawn. You have to pick just one. Cosmo: Or do what I did. Pick neither.
-Wanda Cosmo
Vicky: I smell *fun!*
-Vicky
C: I'm Cosmo W: and I'm Wanda. Both: And we're...YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
-Cosmo and Wanda
Internet.
-Timmy
Vicky: Oh, my good-golly-gosh!
-Vicky
Hello, *other* empty bus seat.
-Trixie Tang
Hello, *other* empty bus seat.
-Trixie Tang
Cosmo and Wanda: YAY TOILET!
-Cosmo and Wanda
Veronica: I AM TRIXIE!
-Veronica
Denzel Crocker: May I offer you a chair? Cosmo: Sure! May I offer you a fish?

-Crocker Cosmo
Chip Skylark: [about to faint] Tuesday's... apple sauce... day...
-Chip Skylark
Hurry, honey! The judges are judging and the Dinkelburgs are Dinkelburging!
-Mom Turner
I found a nickel.
-Cosmo
But they're no match for my fairy detector chair. If they survive, THEY'RE FAIRIES. And if they don't, I HAVE TENURE
-Denzel Crocker
FAIRY-GOD-PARENTS!
-Denzel Crocker
Cosmo: I married the smart one. Wanda: I married the...Well, he's cute, right?
-Cosmo and Wanda
Wandisimo: No. I am too sexy to eat
-Wandisimo
Wanda: Pudding. Cosmo: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding.
-Wanda Cosmo
TWERP!
-Vicky
I hate not being the goat.
-Mayor
Cosmo: Look! I'm middle aged! [Poofs into a middle aged man] YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!

-cOSMO
It's educational, and violent. But mostly violent. YAY! Violence
-Timmy
In the future, there will be 500 TV channels.' 'Far out!' 'But nothing to watch!' 'NOOOOOO!

-Timmy and Young Dad
If you don't want your summer to be lame and icky, pick up the plone and call me. "I'm Vicky!"
-Singers and Vicky
Mom: Timmy, you know how your dad gets around people who are on money.

-Mom
Trixie Tang: You're 0.01% more of a person in my eyes.
-Trixie Tang
Timmy. I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway.
-Dad Turner
Cosmo: What's wrong with being naked in public?
-Cosmo
And this is us cowering in fear 2 minutes ago, and this is us cowering in fear 1 minute ago, and this is us cowering in fear 30 seconds...

-Cosmo
*Yay. since there's no girls around i can do whatever I want. [Farts] Freedom.* *Freedom stinks.*
-Timmy Cosmo
I'll connect all the computers in the world. I'll call it the internet'. 'That's silly! You should call it the Timmy.' 'Ok!
-Young Bill Gates and Cosmo
Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day.
-Mom Turner
Mom and Dad: We love you noggy. Dad: Mine!
-Timmy's Mom and Timmy's Dad
April Fool: What's Up With That??
-April Fool
You're..you're..you're... (Timmy slaps him) You're my best friend!
-Crimson Chin Doll
Would it kill you to leave the lid down?'' ''Would it kill you to look before you sit?
-Cosma (girl Cosmo and Wando (man Wanda)
Gary: (Timmy hugs him) Public displays of affection... not cool.
-Imaginary Gary
Tootie: My Hero! Timmy: My restraining order!
-Tootie Timmy
I wish for a game that's more challenging a game that you can't wish yourself out of.
-Timmy
Dude, are you talking to your fish?' ' Yes.
-Chester and Timmy
I'm Elmer, and this is my boil, Bob.
-Elmer
We Brits love the smell of skunk! It reminds us of the hunt!
-Dunsworth
The Cleaning Wizard makes almost all of your stains go almost all away!
-Salesman
Super Bike: (to Cosmo) Super toilet!
-Super Bike
Fee Fi Fo Fum. Who's the girl that sucks her thumb? I am! I am!
-Vicky
Boys shouldn't play with dolls. From now on, I stick with action figures.
-Timmy
I'm ignoring you. I said I'm ignoring you! STOP IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU!!!!
-Trixie Tang
Hey! I keep pressing the go home button, but we're still here!
-Cosmo
Funny, that's not I, Boo Boo is the funny GigglePie. Boo Boo joke book not included.
-GigglePie
Cosmo: Itengo un puerco en mis shortis! Wanda: What? You got a hog in your shorts? Cosmo: ¡Si!
-Cosmo Wanda
''That's wiggity-wiggity-wack!'' ''That's wiggity-wiggity-WHAT?''
-Cosmo Wanda
Uh-oh... my "Cosmo is going to make Timmy dead" sense is tingling.
-Wanda
Hi. I'm Timmy. I have a short attention span and... [walks away]
-Timmy Turner
We love you Cosmo. We love you Cosmo.
-Star and Twinkle, the robo-fairys
Cosmo: (as a baby. wets himself) Hey. You made me make a poopy.
-Cosmo
*drinks coffe* Wow! This coffe's so good it tastes like magic! *looks at wand* Oh duh. Cosmo, take the wand...wait, what am I thinking? Wanda!
-Timmy
(In Trixie's voice) Tell me I'm pretty!
-A.J
(Timmy gets turned into a toilet) "Ew." "We don't like potty-mouths!"
-Star ad Twinkle
Wanda: Good idea disguising us as monkeys, Cosmo.
Cosmo:I just wanted to scratch my butt without being judged.WHEEEE!!!
-Cosmo and Wanda
" We" can mean "We Three," We, the people" or, my favorite "WHEEEEEEEE!"
-Cosmo
So...much...clogging!
-Cosmo
Nobody reads the manual!
-Chester
Can you get me her phone number?" "That's no she, that's my dad!" "So you have it then.
-Catman Timmy
Bye, School. Have a good day at Timmy.
-Mom and Dad
Internet. Your breakfast is ready.
-Mom
'Hello. Would you like a cookie?' 'Sure.' 'Well...SO WOULD I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
-Anger and Timme
Don't look at me. I'm just a coal miner.
-Cosmo
Was I doing something Timmy-related?
-Tootie
Geography is so hard. I can't find America on this stupid globe, all I can find is USA.
-Timmy
Yep! Operation: Destract Jorgen with a Stupid, Gooey Love Song works ev'ry time!
-Cosmo
Timmy: Just because it's old doesn't mean it's not cool! Cosmo: That's exactly how I feel about Wanda! Wanda: Aww.....Hey!
-Timmy Cosmo Wanda
This is the weirdest dance ever!
-Vicky
Nobody makes a fool out of Chester McBadbat except the school system, the government, and every girl I ever met.
-Chester
Sun: Don't stare at me too long, or you'll go blind!
-Sun
Dinkelberg...
-Dad
Dinkelberg...
-Dad
wanda:then he will turn uranus into--oh no we gotta stop him!
cosmo:what, what's the problem?
-wanda and cosmo
while we're here...who wants a candy coated cockroach on a stick!
-cosmo
The number you've reached is trying to kill you.
-Telephone operator
Heeeeere I cooome, Mr. Fairy univerrrrrrrrssse!
-Cosmo singing
cosmo: oh wanda! you got some 'splainin to do!
wanda: even though thats not the way you say explain, you can say the word to may any other way you'd like
cosmo: babaloo?
wanda:that too
[cosmo and baby cries]
-cosmo and wanda
it's healthy for my hair but bad for my teeth! eww man egg!
-timmy
Note to self, never break up with a girl at the violent garden tools section!
-Timmy
Wanda: Cosmo, do something!!! Cosmo: I can't. I'm married.
-Wanda Cosmo
I wish Cosmo and Wanda were made out of rubber!
-Timmy
(to the Mouse from "Rats from Spats") You ain't the boss of me! And I don't take orders from a rat in clown shoes!
-Tom Sawyer
Wanda: These credits are moving fast! Cosmo: They're animation credits. They go really fast because nobody cares about them.
-Wanda Cosmo
Fun box, oh fun Box, Small and square and dark. Fun box, oh fun box, Check out these cool fun locks.
-Happy Peppy Gary and Betty
Cosmo: (pretending to be a train) Woowoo, baby, woowoo!
-Cosmo
Cosmo: Magic, ooh! Magic, ooh! (throws magical sparkles)
-Cosmo
'Just let me clairify this, you married your car.' 'Yep, now my kids get seventeen miles to the gallon.'
-Wanda Cosmo
Hey son, can I have some of that salt you're whispering to?
-Dad
Timmy: Vicky's getting blamed for what I did... Cool!
-Timmy
Timmy: Why are they laughing?
Sylvester:Your film STUNK!
Timmy:What are you some kind of critic?
Sylvester:The kid's got a point (begins to punch himself)
-Sylvester Calzone and Timmy Turner
I'm a baaaaad man.
-Dad
Timmy: "Cosmo, You Idiot!"
WORLD DOMINATION! -Cockroach
Reading is for yellow bellies!-Chester`s great grandfather
AJ: "You can ignore me Trixie. Yay it works!"
Tad & Chad: "What do you want loser?"
Anti-Cosmo: You are a hero. Our big stupid hero.
Vicky: Eyeball that's not scary.
hula belly hula belly!
cosmo
Timmy: Toilet! Toilet! Toilet! Hippo-head?
Hippo-Head Toilet: If you go in me you die!
Timmy: Okay, when the toilet starts to talk it's time to call it off.
Oooh, rope! It's like string, only manlier!
-Jorgan
"Is it Father's day already? Oh Timmy! You've got the net!"

-Dad
Cosmo: were magic ooh!, magic ooh!

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