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If I don't make it out of here... tell my dad... he's weird.
-Timmy I'VE GOT GOATS IN MY PANTS!
-Crimsion Chin action figure Wanda: Timmy, you can't have both brains and brawn. You have to pick just one. Cosmo: Or do what I did. Pick neither.
-Wanda Cosmo Vicky: I smell *fun!*
-Vicky C: I'm Cosmo W: and I'm Wanda. Both: And we're...YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
-Cosmo and Wanda Internet.
-Timmy Vicky: Oh, my good-golly-gosh!
-Vicky Hello, *other* empty bus seat.
-Trixie Tang Hello, *other* empty bus seat.
-Trixie Tang Cosmo and Wanda: YAY TOILET!
-Cosmo and Wanda Veronica: I AM TRIXIE!
-Veronica Denzel Crocker: May I offer you a chair? Cosmo: Sure! May I offer you a fish?
-Crocker Cosmo Chip Skylark: [about to faint] Tuesday's... apple sauce... day...
-Chip Skylark Hurry, honey! The judges are judging and the Dinkelburgs are Dinkelburging!
-Mom Turner I found a nickel.
-Cosmo But they're no match for my fairy detector chair. If they survive, THEY'RE FAIRIES. And if they don't, I HAVE TENURE
-Denzel Crocker FAIRY-GOD-PARENTS!
-Denzel Crocker Cosmo: I married the smart one. Wanda: I married the...Well, he's cute, right?
-Cosmo and Wanda Wandisimo: No. I am too sexy to eat
-Wandisimo Wanda: Pudding. Cosmo: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding.
-Wanda Cosmo TWERP!
-Vicky I hate not being the goat.
-Mayor Cosmo: Look! I'm middle aged! [Poofs into a middle aged man] YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!
-cOSMO It's educational, and violent. But mostly violent. YAY! Violence
-Timmy In the future, there will be 500 TV channels.' 'Far out!' 'But nothing to watch!' 'NOOOOOO!
-Timmy and Young Dad If you don't want your summer to be lame and icky, pick up the plone and call me. "I'm Vicky!"
-Singers and Vicky Mom: Timmy, you know how your dad gets around people who are on money.
-Mom Trixie Tang: You're 0.01% more of a person in my eyes.
-Trixie Tang Timmy. I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway.
-Dad Turner Cosmo: What's wrong with being naked in public?
-Cosmo And this is us cowering in fear 2 minutes ago, and this is us cowering in fear 1 minute ago, and this is us cowering in fear 30 seconds...
-Cosmo *Yay. since there's no girls around i can do whatever I want. [Farts] Freedom.* *Freedom stinks.*
-Timmy Cosmo I'll connect all the computers in the world. I'll call it the internet'. 'That's silly! You should call it the Timmy.' 'Ok!
-Young Bill Gates and Cosmo Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day.
-Mom Turner Mom and Dad: We love you noggy. Dad: Mine!
-Timmy's Mom and Timmy's Dad April Fool: What's Up With That??
-April Fool You're..you're..you're... (Timmy slaps him) You're my best friend!
-Crimson Chin Doll Would it kill you to leave the lid down?'' ''Would it kill you to look before you sit?
-Cosma (girl Cosmo and Wando (man Wanda) Gary: (Timmy hugs him) Public displays of affection... not cool.
-Imaginary Gary Tootie: My Hero! Timmy: My restraining order!
-Tootie Timmy I wish for a game that's more challenging a game that you can't wish yourself out of.
-Timmy Dude, are you talking to your fish?' ' Yes.
-Chester and Timmy I'm Elmer, and this is my boil, Bob.
-Elmer We Brits love the smell of skunk! It reminds us of the hunt!
-Dunsworth The Cleaning Wizard makes almost all of your stains go almost all away!
-Salesman Super Bike: (to Cosmo) Super toilet!
-Super Bike Fee Fi Fo Fum. Who's the girl that sucks her thumb? I am! I am!
-Vicky Boys shouldn't play with dolls. From now on, I stick with action figures.
-Timmy I'm ignoring you. I said I'm ignoring you! STOP IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU!!!!
-Trixie Tang Hey! I keep pressing the go home button, but we're still here!
-Cosmo Funny, that's not I, Boo Boo is the funny GigglePie. Boo Boo joke book not included.
-GigglePie Cosmo: Itengo un puerco en mis shortis! Wanda: What? You got a hog in your shorts? Cosmo: ¡Si!
-Cosmo Wanda ''That's wiggity-wiggity-wack!'' ''That's wiggity-wiggity-WHAT?''
-Cosmo Wanda Uh-oh... my "Cosmo is going to make Timmy dead" sense is tingling.
-Wanda Hi. I'm Timmy. I have a short attention span and... [walks away]
-Timmy Turner We love you Cosmo. We love you Cosmo.
-Star and Twinkle, the robo-fairys Cosmo: (as a baby. wets himself) Hey. You made me make a poopy.
-Cosmo *drinks coffe* Wow! This coffe's so good it tastes like magic! *looks at wand* Oh duh. Cosmo, take the wand...wait, what am I thinking? Wanda!
-Timmy (In Trixie's voice) Tell me I'm pretty!
-A.J (Timmy gets turned into a toilet) "Ew." "We don't like potty-mouths!"
-Star ad Twinkle Wanda: Good idea disguising us as monkeys, Cosmo.
Cosmo:I just wanted to scratch my butt without being judged.WHEEEE!!!
-Cosmo and Wanda " We" can mean "We Three," We, the people" or, my favorite "WHEEEEEEEE!"
-Cosmo So...much...clogging!
-Cosmo Nobody reads the manual!
-Chester Can you get me her phone number?" "That's no she, that's my dad!" "So you have it then.
-Catman Timmy Bye, School. Have a good day at Timmy.
-Mom and Dad Internet. Your breakfast is ready.
-Mom 'Hello. Would you like a cookie?' 'Sure.' 'Well...SO WOULD I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
-Anger and Timme Don't look at me. I'm just a coal miner.
-Cosmo Was I doing something Timmy-related?
-Tootie Geography is so hard. I can't find America on this stupid globe, all I can find is USA.
-Timmy Yep! Operation: Destract Jorgen with a Stupid, Gooey Love Song works ev'ry time!
-Cosmo Timmy: Just because it's old doesn't mean it's not cool! Cosmo: That's exactly how I feel about Wanda! Wanda: Aww.....Hey!
-Timmy Cosmo Wanda This is the weirdest dance ever!
-Vicky Nobody makes a fool out of Chester McBadbat except the school system, the government, and every girl I ever met.
-Chester Sun: Don't stare at me too long, or you'll go blind!
-Sun Dinkelberg...
-Dad Dinkelberg...
-Dad wanda:then he will turn uranus into--oh no we gotta stop him!
cosmo:what, what's the problem?
-wanda and cosmo while we're here...who wants a candy coated cockroach on a stick!
-cosmo The number you've reached is trying to kill you.
-Telephone operator Heeeeere I cooome, Mr. Fairy univerrrrrrrrssse!
-Cosmo singing cosmo: oh wanda! you got some 'splainin to do!
wanda: even though thats not the way you say explain, you can say the word to may any other way you'd like
cosmo: babaloo?
wanda:that too
[cosmo and baby cries]
-cosmo and wanda it's healthy for my hair but bad for my teeth! eww man egg!
-timmy Note to self, never break up with a girl at the violent garden tools section!
-Timmy Wanda: Cosmo, do something!!! Cosmo: I can't. I'm married.
-Wanda Cosmo I wish Cosmo and Wanda were made out of rubber!
-Timmy (to the Mouse from "Rats from Spats") You ain't the boss of me! And I don't take orders from a rat in clown shoes!
-Tom Sawyer Wanda: These credits are moving fast! Cosmo: They're animation credits. They go really fast because nobody cares about them.
-Wanda Cosmo Fun box, oh fun Box, Small and square and dark. Fun box, oh fun box, Check out these cool fun locks.
-Happy Peppy Gary and Betty Cosmo: (pretending to be a train) Woowoo, baby, woowoo!
-Cosmo Cosmo: Magic, ooh! Magic, ooh! (throws magical sparkles)
-Cosmo 'Just let me clairify this, you married your car.' 'Yep, now my kids get seventeen miles to the gallon.'
-Wanda Cosmo Hey son, can I have some of that salt you're whispering to?
-Dad Timmy: Vicky's getting blamed for what I did... Cool!
-Timmy Timmy: Why are they laughing?
Sylvester:Your film STUNK!
Timmy:What are you some kind of critic?
Sylvester:The kid's got a point (begins to punch himself)
-Sylvester Calzone and Timmy Turner I'm a baaaaad man.
-Dad Timmy: "Cosmo, You Idiot!" WORLD DOMINATION! -Cockroach Reading is for yellow bellies!-Chester`s great grandfather AJ: "You can ignore me Trixie. Yay it works!" Tad & Chad: "What do you want loser?" Anti-Cosmo: You are a hero. Our big stupid hero. Vicky: Eyeball that's not scary.
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