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Dilbert Quotes

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[After Wally finds a porno mag in Dilbert's desk.] Ugh! That's disgusting. I can sue you both for making this a hostile work environment.
-Alice
Ten minutes ago you beat a man senseless.
-Dilbert
He was senseless before I beat him.
-Alice
Are you tellin' me -- that Hon Solo's ship is HERE!?!
-Pointy Haired Boss
That's the "Millineum Falcon". I'm talking about the "Millineum bug" Y2K.
-Dilbert
Okay Dilbert you're in charge of taking care of the problem.
-Pointy Haired Boss
Don't you remember the rule? Whoever complains about a problem has to fix it.

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